Bur Lastname
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Bur Lastname
@wwbur.bsky.social
Mama, I’m coming home
- Ozzy Osbourne
July 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Guitar solos are fascist
Drum solos are anarchist
Bass solos are socialist

I will not explain why
June 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Just thinking about how countries evaluate how they are doing based off the wealthiest citizens.

And how fucking stupid that is.
June 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
HBO
HBO Go
HBO Max
Max
The HBO The Max
2 HBO 2 Max
The HBO The Max: Tokyo Drift
HBO & Max
HBO 5
HBO & Max 6
Max 7
The Fate of The Max
H9
HBO X
May 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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READ. THE. SUBHEAD.
May 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Now this is a story
All about how
My wife got flipped
Turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how
I put an ejector seat in place of her chair
May 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Chicago Pope will be airing between Chicago Fire and Chicago P.D.
May 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?
May 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I do not say this lightly but DJEU is the worst thing to happen to soccer #atlutd
May 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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I do not say this lightly but DJEU is the worst thing to happen to soccer #atlutd
May 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I do not say this lightly but DJEU is the worst thing to happen to soccer #atlutd
May 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Everything just feels so popeless right now
May 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.
May 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
COYG!
April 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
That is a dream
April 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It arrived so early this year I almost missed it.
Happy St. Totteringham’s Day, my friends
April 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I’m your huckleberry
Val Kilmer
April 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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This. This right here
March 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I’m just old enough for the lead and just young enough for the microplastics
March 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Just had a pie from Pizza Lupo in Louisville and it might just be the best pizza I have ever had
March 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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If you fart while peeing full stream, that’s called a Tuscaloosa Screenshot.
March 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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when you are about to close up but one more customer walks in
March 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I am convinced that Radiohead is an elaborate prank
Radiohead announce their next album will be their most accessible yet. “We were really onto something with ‘Creep’,” says singer Thom Yorke, “but we got scared of success and disappeared up our own asses for 30 years. Now we’re finally ready to rock stadiums like we were always meant to”
March 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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👇🏽😕🇺🇸
March 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM