scrimby bingus and the crispy springus
@wtftastic.bsky.social
F1 and American football fan (CFB, NFL, XFL, USFL). Big Star Wars fan. Dog crazy. Scientist by training, office bound weirdo by profession. UVa football fan by circumstance.
Gimme the memes. She/her
Gimme the memes. She/her
I just want to lay on the floor and cry and it’s not even as bad or as stressful as my other jobs have been. It’s just that now, other people depend on me, so when something gets screwy or weird I just can’t handle it. The thought of their disappointment and anger just crushes me
October 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I just want to lay on the floor and cry and it’s not even as bad or as stressful as my other jobs have been. It’s just that now, other people depend on me, so when something gets screwy or weird I just can’t handle it. The thought of their disappointment and anger just crushes me
I was doing so well on my own while my husband was out taking care of family, but the general situation, work shit, and personal shit is fucking me up hardcore
October 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I was doing so well on my own while my husband was out taking care of family, but the general situation, work shit, and personal shit is fucking me up hardcore
Maybe it was even more embarrassing and they all agreed it would be less damaging to say he called them all fat lazy fucks who can’t press and starch their slacks
Hegseth interrupted the work of almost every high ranking officer to travel to one place at great expense. There were probably generals wishing it had been for something less embarrassing like announcing a coup, instead of talking about grooming standards and calling them fatties.
September 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Maybe it was even more embarrassing and they all agreed it would be less damaging to say he called them all fat lazy fucks who can’t press and starch their slacks
Oh no
I’m the Old now
I’m the Old now
The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
September 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Oh no
I’m the Old now
I’m the Old now
some one stop me I’m buying second hand art again and I already have TOO MUCH art in my house!!!
September 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
some one stop me I’m buying second hand art again and I already have TOO MUCH art in my house!!!
I don’t remember that character from Scooby Doo
September 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I don’t remember that character from Scooby Doo
We’re asking a guy who notoriously does not follow through on the contracts or deals he agrees to. We’ve got like 40 years worth of evidence that he’s duplicitous and a cheat - why the fuck would you work on the assumption that he would be or do anything different?
Kaine: "We're just asking if we do a deal, please Mr President don't sign the deal and then immediately start taking away funds, rescinding agreements that you just made yesterday. A deal should be a deal."
September 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
We’re asking a guy who notoriously does not follow through on the contracts or deals he agrees to. We’ve got like 40 years worth of evidence that he’s duplicitous and a cheat - why the fuck would you work on the assumption that he would be or do anything different?
Carson wentz and the inescapable urge to just play like you hate football the second stakes are high
September 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Carson wentz and the inescapable urge to just play like you hate football the second stakes are high
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that was the perfect “leave fans of both teams wholly disgusted” NFL game
September 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
that was the perfect “leave fans of both teams wholly disgusted” NFL game
chat are the Vikings actually just bad or is it Carson Wentz
September 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
chat are the Vikings actually just bad or is it Carson Wentz
I finally bought a cutting table that folds up so I’m out of excuses to not sew. On the other hand, I need to set the table up
September 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I finally bought a cutting table that folds up so I’m out of excuses to not sew. On the other hand, I need to set the table up
Man KU’s end zone design with the wheat fields is fucking sick. That’d look awesome on a shirt
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September 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Man KU’s end zone design with the wheat fields is fucking sick. That’d look awesome on a shirt
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I’d say I never lost faith in the Hoos but that would be a lie. My poor heart just couldn’t take the tension so I’m watching the game now lol
September 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I’d say I never lost faith in the Hoos but that would be a lie. My poor heart just couldn’t take the tension so I’m watching the game now lol
The vibes at Scott Stadium are much more lively than usual. Feels good man
September 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The vibes at Scott Stadium are much more lively than usual. Feels good man
SOMEONE HOLD MY HAND I CANT YELL BECAUSE IT MAKES MY DOG SAD
September 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
SOMEONE HOLD MY HAND I CANT YELL BECAUSE IT MAKES MY DOG SAD
it’s so hard to be emotionally invested in uva football. I am forever on the verge of a breakout- elation or despair
September 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
it’s so hard to be emotionally invested in uva football. I am forever on the verge of a breakout- elation or despair
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Lots of chemists work in the US on H-1B visas. The new $100,000 fee is likely to prevent many brilliant scientists from coming here, which would be a huge loss.
My latest for @cenmag.bsky.social
cen.acs.org/careers/empl...
My latest for @cenmag.bsky.social
cen.acs.org/careers/empl...
cen.acs.org
September 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Lots of chemists work in the US on H-1B visas. The new $100,000 fee is likely to prevent many brilliant scientists from coming here, which would be a huge loss.
My latest for @cenmag.bsky.social
cen.acs.org/careers/empl...
My latest for @cenmag.bsky.social
cen.acs.org/careers/empl...
I am Tylenol and I took children through out my pregnancy and my autism turned out just fine!
September 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I am Tylenol and I took children through out my pregnancy and my autism turned out just fine!
Microfluidics is an entire field of study - like what’s actually interesting and new about this specific application?
Microsoft says it is experimenting with microfluidics, which involves sending fluid through channels in AI and server chips to improve cooling efficiency (Bloomberg)
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
September 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Microfluidics is an entire field of study - like what’s actually interesting and new about this specific application?
me five years ago: “ok, so how do you propose vaccines cause autism? What mechanisms are involved?”
Me today: “*dead eyed stare disassociating from myself* yeah well your mom wishes she took Tylenol”
Me today: “*dead eyed stare disassociating from myself* yeah well your mom wishes she took Tylenol”
September 23, 2025 at 11:08 AM
me five years ago: “ok, so how do you propose vaccines cause autism? What mechanisms are involved?”
Me today: “*dead eyed stare disassociating from myself* yeah well your mom wishes she took Tylenol”
Me today: “*dead eyed stare disassociating from myself* yeah well your mom wishes she took Tylenol”
Hideo Kojima now sounds like a reasonable and normal person in this timeline
Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
September 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Hideo Kojima now sounds like a reasonable and normal person in this timeline
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can’t wait for the admin to tell pregnant folks that they can have alcohol or smoke cigarettes sometime, as a special treat for the fetus, without ill effect
September 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
can’t wait for the admin to tell pregnant folks that they can have alcohol or smoke cigarettes sometime, as a special treat for the fetus, without ill effect
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No, it explicitly requires that Democrats STOP running as Republican Lite. Republicans aren't going to vote for the diet version of their preferred candidate. Dems need to start working on the affordability crisis, protecting trans people, protecting immigrants, and stop funding genocide.
Saving America from Trump and preserving our democracy explicitly requires that people who voted for Trump change their mind. Which in turn requires that those who didn’t vote for Trump show grace and empathy to those whose change of heart came from being hurt by the guy they voted for…
September 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
No, it explicitly requires that Democrats STOP running as Republican Lite. Republicans aren't going to vote for the diet version of their preferred candidate. Dems need to start working on the affordability crisis, protecting trans people, protecting immigrants, and stop funding genocide.
being an nfl fan rn be like:
Aaron Rodgers, who I do not support, has surpassed Brett Favre, who I also do not support
September 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
being an nfl fan rn be like: