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scrimby bingus and the crispy springus
@wtftastic.bsky.social
F1 and American football fan (CFB, NFL, XFL, USFL). Big Star Wars fan. Dog crazy. Scientist by training, office bound weirdo by profession. UVa football fan by circumstance.

Gimme the memes. She/her
Yes hello I think this against a term of service somehow
September 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The American reaction to what has or hasn’t made it out in terms of culture is always interesting. Germans love westerns (typical cowboys and Indians type stuff) and think everything is close to each other. We had to convince my cousin you can’t do a day trip to El Paso from Dallas
September 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
like has he watched a game that he wasn’t in in the last 5 years? Has he seen Dan Campbell coach?!
September 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
also iconic wentz moment: immediately threw a pick after the commentators talked about his completion streak
September 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Bismarck once said if someone told him the world was ending, he’d go to Schleswig Holstein because it would take another 50 years for it to catch up. It’s kind of like Maine if you have a really dim view of pastoralism
September 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
very neurospicy coded but I can see where you are coming from
September 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It was a good first quarter!
a baby with a sad look on his face
ALT: a baby with a sad look on his face
media.tenor.com
September 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Right? Those rbs must be crazy strong
September 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
“i need to take this call real quick” *leaves, never returns to the meeting*
September 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM