Ryan Missanelli
@wrytoast.bsky.social
Former Alabama instructor, current South Alabama recruiter. College football, soccer, and higher education. Go Jags and Roll Tide y’all.
Bill Belichick getting Nick Saban to tell Lane Kiffin to make his exit from Ole Miss as messy as possible in order to distract everyone from his performance at UNC this year is my new favorite conspiracy theory
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Bill Belichick getting Nick Saban to tell Lane Kiffin to make his exit from Ole Miss as messy as possible in order to distract everyone from his performance at UNC this year is my new favorite conspiracy theory
Has Lane Kiffin ever left a job normally?
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Has Lane Kiffin ever left a job normally?
So did Lane DTF or nah?
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
So did Lane DTF or nah?
Settling right in for football tonight
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Settling right in for football tonight
South Carolina QB just threw that ball to the moon
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
South Carolina QB just threw that ball to the moon
Lane looking annoyed. Man needs to do more hot yoga. Recenter his chi.
"It's not calling you a hoe. It's about commitment." - A thing said at a college football coach's post-game press conference today
Lane Kiffin called out by reporter over his confrontation with different reporter
Lane Kiffin got confronted in his post-game presser about his confrontation with a different reporter after the Egg Bowl over comments they'd made.
awfulannouncing.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Lane looking annoyed. Man needs to do more hot yoga. Recenter his chi.
Kiffin throwing shit at State in this interview. Hell yeah.
November 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Kiffin throwing shit at State in this interview. Hell yeah.
That entire sequence of the interception and then a quick three and out is peak Jefferson Pilot football
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
That entire sequence of the interception and then a quick three and out is peak Jefferson Pilot football
King of the Hill just gave us our Christmas card. Season 4, episode 10.
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
King of the Hill just gave us our Christmas card. Season 4, episode 10.
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Gonna drop a Jameis Winston video tomorrow sometime and to borrow his words...
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Gonna drop a Jameis Winston video tomorrow sometime and to borrow his words...
I just assume that anyone reading in public is a last child (like me) and could read through a nuclear explosion, as that’s probably less distracting then what a house full of siblings is like
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I just assume that anyone reading in public is a last child (like me) and could read through a nuclear explosion, as that’s probably less distracting then what a house full of siblings is like
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BREAKING: Democrat Johnny DuPree has flipped a Republican-held Mississippi Senate district in a special election.
DuPree was previously the mayor of Hattiesburg.
His win imperils the Mississippi Senate GOP's narrow supermajority.
www.mississippifreepress.org/democrat-joh...
DuPree was previously the mayor of Hattiesburg.
His win imperils the Mississippi Senate GOP's narrow supermajority.
www.mississippifreepress.org/democrat-joh...
Democrat Johnny DuPree Flips Republican-Held Mississippi Senate District in Forrest County
Johnny DuPree, a Democrat who served as the mayor of Hattiesburg, Mississippi, for 16 years, has flipped a Republican-held Mississippi Senate seat.
www.mississippifreepress.org
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
BREAKING: Democrat Johnny DuPree has flipped a Republican-held Mississippi Senate district in a special election.
DuPree was previously the mayor of Hattiesburg.
His win imperils the Mississippi Senate GOP's narrow supermajority.
www.mississippifreepress.org/democrat-joh...
DuPree was previously the mayor of Hattiesburg.
His win imperils the Mississippi Senate GOP's narrow supermajority.
www.mississippifreepress.org/democrat-joh...
“Auburn Head Coach Jon Gruden” is one of the most cursed sentences ever written
November 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
“Auburn Head Coach Jon Gruden” is one of the most cursed sentences ever written
With this carriage dispute, let’s return to tradition for comfort
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
With this carriage dispute, let’s return to tradition for comfort
With this new round of carriage nonsense I’d like to remind everyone that listening to the games over the radio/through the Varsity Network app is both free and hilarious.
None of us watch CFB to be objective, so let hyper regional accents and quirks give you the Gameday experience you deserve.
None of us watch CFB to be objective, so let hyper regional accents and quirks give you the Gameday experience you deserve.
October 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
With this new round of carriage nonsense I’d like to remind everyone that listening to the games over the radio/through the Varsity Network app is both free and hilarious.
None of us watch CFB to be objective, so let hyper regional accents and quirks give you the Gameday experience you deserve.
None of us watch CFB to be objective, so let hyper regional accents and quirks give you the Gameday experience you deserve.
Oh I bet Brian Kelly was indignant as HELL in that meeting
October 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Oh I bet Brian Kelly was indignant as HELL in that meeting
The Ghost of Stephen Garcia’s Bang Bus is just causing the normal problems for Bama. Nothing unusual here.
October 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The Ghost of Stephen Garcia’s Bang Bus is just causing the normal problems for Bama. Nothing unusual here.
South Alabama-Georgia State deciding to go “Defense Optional” on the Thursday night game shows wisdom and both teams should be commended
October 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
South Alabama-Georgia State deciding to go “Defense Optional” on the Thursday night game shows wisdom and both teams should be commended
Idea: we should start calling Diego Pavia “The Pavia” like the Prophets refer to Sisko as “The Sisko”
October 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Idea: we should start calling Diego Pavia “The Pavia” like the Prophets refer to Sisko as “The Sisko”
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Hanging out with your bros shirtless at a football game seems to be solving the male loneliness epidemic.
October 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Hanging out with your bros shirtless at a football game seems to be solving the male loneliness epidemic.
The first ~35min of the newest Fullcast put this as a top 5 all time episode ever
October 22, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The first ~35min of the newest Fullcast put this as a top 5 all time episode ever
That yellow on the field is gonna clash hard with Texas Burnt Orange
October 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
That yellow on the field is gonna clash hard with Texas Burnt Orange
If Mississippi State can lose and cause the winning team’s coach to get fired Ole Miss doesn’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell of winning the Egg Bowl
October 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
If Mississippi State can lose and cause the winning team’s coach to get fired Ole Miss doesn’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell of winning the Egg Bowl
I just read how the Auburn-Mizzou game ended. If Auburn now fires Hugh Freeze after this loss then effectively the last play of his tenure will be after “Illegal Touching”, which yeah that tracks for Freeze’s previous body of work
October 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I just read how the Auburn-Mizzou game ended. If Auburn now fires Hugh Freeze after this loss then effectively the last play of his tenure will be after “Illegal Touching”, which yeah that tracks for Freeze’s previous body of work