Ryan Missanelli
@wrytoast.bsky.social
Former Alabama instructor, current South Alabama recruiter. College football, soccer, and higher education. Go Jags and Roll Tide y’all.
Settling right in for football tonight
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Settling right in for football tonight
With this carriage dispute, let’s return to tradition for comfort
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
With this carriage dispute, let’s return to tradition for comfort
I just read how the Auburn-Mizzou game ended. If Auburn now fires Hugh Freeze after this loss then effectively the last play of his tenure will be after “Illegal Touching”, which yeah that tracks for Freeze’s previous body of work
October 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I just read how the Auburn-Mizzou game ended. If Auburn now fires Hugh Freeze after this loss then effectively the last play of his tenure will be after “Illegal Touching”, which yeah that tracks for Freeze’s previous body of work
Iowa punter with more yards than his team is as reliable as gravity
September 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Iowa punter with more yards than his team is as reliable as gravity
September 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Talking to a buddy about a local election. He’s frustrated so I told him to get out and canvas against the guy he thinks isn’t worth a damn. He’s excuse not to don’t fly in Birmingham.
July 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Talking to a buddy about a local election. He’s frustrated so I told him to get out and canvas against the guy he thinks isn’t worth a damn. He’s excuse not to don’t fly in Birmingham.
Bonus video: bucket truck operator beforehand
May 28, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Bonus video: bucket truck operator beforehand
Listening to the new @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social today and completely forgot I submitted the tree removal story last year.
Not sure if his name was Cody Wayne but he brought that same ninja energy.
Not sure if his name was Cody Wayne but he brought that same ninja energy.
May 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Listening to the new @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social today and completely forgot I submitted the tree removal story last year.
Not sure if his name was Cody Wayne but he brought that same ninja energy.
Not sure if his name was Cody Wayne but he brought that same ninja energy.
DK on one side, Daruk on the other. Both going to throw rocks.
April 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
DK on one side, Daruk on the other. Both going to throw rocks.
If you live in Birmingham get your ass outside and get that garden ready
February 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
If you live in Birmingham get your ass outside and get that garden ready
I just got done listening to this and I can’t think of something more offensive to Louisiana history than to say they “don’t know how to misuse public funds”
January 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I just got done listening to this and I can’t think of something more offensive to Louisiana history than to say they “don’t know how to misuse public funds”
*Nods approvingly in Nero; picks up lyre*
January 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
*Nods approvingly in Nero; picks up lyre*
Anyone in Birmingham know what the fire is near/around downtown?
December 31, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Anyone in Birmingham know what the fire is near/around downtown?
Best bowl game so far this season
December 27, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Best bowl game so far this season
This goes so incredibly hard
December 23, 2024 at 2:10 AM
This goes so incredibly hard
Come find your apotheosis in radicalization, comrades…
December 10, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Come find your apotheosis in radicalization, comrades…
The night before Thanksgiving traditional meaty and cheese board to really up those sodium levels before the big day
November 28, 2024 at 12:45 AM
The night before Thanksgiving traditional meaty and cheese board to really up those sodium levels before the big day
Thinking the new cornbread recipe is gonna be a keeper
November 27, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Thinking the new cornbread recipe is gonna be a keeper
If you’re in Birmingham go to Lag’s over by Mom’s Basement. Good God is it worth it.
November 21, 2024 at 5:33 PM
If you’re in Birmingham go to Lag’s over by Mom’s Basement. Good God is it worth it.
Can’t wait to get to the kidney bean section
November 20, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Can’t wait to get to the kidney bean section
Purging Twitter of everything but had to grab this one from @csmfht.bsky.social
November 15, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Purging Twitter of everything but had to grab this one from @csmfht.bsky.social
Thanks to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social this weekend I’m firing up this bad boy as I drive back and forth to Huntsville this week
November 11, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Thanks to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social this weekend I’m firing up this bad boy as I drive back and forth to Huntsville this week
