what kind of whore goes out without an undershirt
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
what kind of whore goes out without an undershirt
Student: Are you the art teacher?
Me: No, I teach ELA.
Me: *continuing to walk to my classroom*
Other student: That's Reed. They're the best in the world.
Me: No, I teach ELA.
Me: *continuing to walk to my classroom*
Other student: That's Reed. They're the best in the world.
November 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Student: Are you the art teacher?
Me: No, I teach ELA.
Me: *continuing to walk to my classroom*
Other student: That's Reed. They're the best in the world.
Me: No, I teach ELA.
Me: *continuing to walk to my classroom*
Other student: That's Reed. They're the best in the world.
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On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
Me: How do we know a character is headed to their downfall? What are the signs?
Student: Like Anakin Skywalker.
Me: Yes, he turned to the Dark Side.
Other student: What?? He turns to the Dark Side???
Student: Like Anakin Skywalker.
Me: Yes, he turned to the Dark Side.
Other student: What?? He turns to the Dark Side???
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Me: How do we know a character is headed to their downfall? What are the signs?
Student: Like Anakin Skywalker.
Me: Yes, he turned to the Dark Side.
Other student: What?? He turns to the Dark Side???
Student: Like Anakin Skywalker.
Me: Yes, he turned to the Dark Side.
Other student: What?? He turns to the Dark Side???
One of my kids has formed a book club with me against my will. He found out I'm reading the new Hunger Games, so he started reading it too and brought his book in at lunch so we could talk about it. I was like, I'm only on Chapter 16! No spoilers! But he assured me this is a no spoilers book club.
November 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
One of my kids has formed a book club with me against my will. He found out I'm reading the new Hunger Games, so he started reading it too and brought his book in at lunch so we could talk about it. I was like, I'm only on Chapter 16! No spoilers! But he assured me this is a no spoilers book club.
New pet peeve just dropped. It's a rugby shirt. It's not a "rugby polo." Rugby is a sport that has a specific shirt, and polo is a sport that has a different specific shirt. You don't wear a polo to play rugby. You wear a polo to play polo, or to dress up like a douchebag, or to your barista job.
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
New pet peeve just dropped. It's a rugby shirt. It's not a "rugby polo." Rugby is a sport that has a specific shirt, and polo is a sport that has a different specific shirt. You don't wear a polo to play rugby. You wear a polo to play polo, or to dress up like a douchebag, or to your barista job.
honestly those eyebrows are the worst of her crimes
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
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November 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
honestly those eyebrows are the worst of her crimes
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One thing I love about sumo-- a bout begins on mutual consent of both competitors. No one says, "Go." If one goes, and the other stands still, they have to start over.
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
One thing I love about sumo-- a bout begins on mutual consent of both competitors. No one says, "Go." If one goes, and the other stands still, they have to start over.
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I need y'all to bffr right now.
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I need y'all to bffr right now.
Certain people are really drawn to the type of Christianity that says we're all sinners but we will be forgiven. It's the type of people who know they have done evil things and wish to keep doing them, unchallenged, enabled by the people around them.
It's unsurprising but nonetheless disturbing and disgusting to see how many "Christian" men are out here doing their damnedest to justify the rape and abuse of teenage girls.
November 17, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Certain people are really drawn to the type of Christianity that says we're all sinners but we will be forgiven. It's the type of people who know they have done evil things and wish to keep doing them, unchallenged, enabled by the people around them.
Going to bed early tonight. Just jotted down a stript so I can remember everything I want to tell the AP tomorrow when I go to report my principal. Now I can sleep soundly and not keep rehearsing the conversation in my head
I am not doing so good. This shit with my principal has prevented me from sleeping all week. I'm coming up on the anniversary of a personal tragedy. It's that time of year when everyone needs to make up "all the work." The only reason I'm not staying home today is I need to see my union rep.
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Going to bed early tonight. Just jotted down a stript so I can remember everything I want to tell the AP tomorrow when I go to report my principal. Now I can sleep soundly and not keep rehearsing the conversation in my head
I did vote for him in my elementary school election, so
"People like you voted for Bill Clinton, you stood by Bill Clinton"
Ma'am, I was 7 years old the last time Bill Clinton was on a ballot.
My only feelings on him were I'd get mad when I'd come home to watch Days of Our Lives and my mom would tell me it'd been preempted by his sex scandal again.
Ma'am, I was 7 years old the last time Bill Clinton was on a ballot.
My only feelings on him were I'd get mad when I'd come home to watch Days of Our Lives and my mom would tell me it'd been preempted by his sex scandal again.
November 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I did vote for him in my elementary school election, so
HE DID IT 🥹
I hope Wakamotoharu has a better match today. I'm so sad to see him in interviews saying he hasn't been able to do his brand of sumo 🥺
November 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
HE DID IT 🥹
I hope Wakamotoharu has a better match today. I'm so sad to see him in interviews saying he hasn't been able to do his brand of sumo 🥺
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I hope Wakamotoharu has a better match today. I'm so sad to see him in interviews saying he hasn't been able to do his brand of sumo 🥺
whoa
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I think the right question to ask is, was Jeffrey Epstein working for Israel? I'm proud to say I don't take money from AIPAC."
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
whoa
Student: "From his mother's womb untimely ripped"... what does that mean?
Me: She didn't give birth to him. They pulled him out. C-section.
Other student: But that's still "of woman born."
Student: Yeah you're still born from a woman if she has a C-section.
Other student: I want my money back!
Me: She didn't give birth to him. They pulled him out. C-section.
Other student: But that's still "of woman born."
Student: Yeah you're still born from a woman if she has a C-section.
Other student: I want my money back!
November 16, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Student: "From his mother's womb untimely ripped"... what does that mean?
Me: She didn't give birth to him. They pulled him out. C-section.
Other student: But that's still "of woman born."
Student: Yeah you're still born from a woman if she has a C-section.
Other student: I want my money back!
Me: She didn't give birth to him. They pulled him out. C-section.
Other student: But that's still "of woman born."
Student: Yeah you're still born from a woman if she has a C-section.
Other student: I want my money back!
I guess I'm feeling better because I just now started chuckling because I randomly remembered "I love my curvy wife" guy
November 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I guess I'm feeling better because I just now started chuckling because I randomly remembered "I love my curvy wife" guy
Please shut the fuck up forever.
Please spell rogue correctly if you want to level criticism about English instruction.
November 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Please shut the fuck up forever.
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Oh you only read one book?
That’s one more book than your kid.
That’s one more book than your kid.
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Oh you only read one book?
That’s one more book than your kid.
That’s one more book than your kid.
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My wife hadn't heard about the whole Olivia Nuzzi story, and I said, "How dare you?!" and she was busy teaching 2nd graders, and I said, "That's no excuse!" And now I'm hiding...
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
My wife hadn't heard about the whole Olivia Nuzzi story, and I said, "How dare you?!" and she was busy teaching 2nd graders, and I said, "That's no excuse!" And now I'm hiding...
Other teachers with less than 2 weeks left: *make up work every day*
Me: Today we're starting a new book!
Me: Today we're starting a new book!
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Other teachers with less than 2 weeks left: *make up work every day*
Me: Today we're starting a new book!
Me: Today we're starting a new book!
What are your favorite vegan recipes?
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
What are your favorite vegan recipes?
I am not doing so good. This shit with my principal has prevented me from sleeping all week. I'm coming up on the anniversary of a personal tragedy. It's that time of year when everyone needs to make up "all the work." The only reason I'm not staying home today is I need to see my union rep.
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I am not doing so good. This shit with my principal has prevented me from sleeping all week. I'm coming up on the anniversary of a personal tragedy. It's that time of year when everyone needs to make up "all the work." The only reason I'm not staying home today is I need to see my union rep.