Michael Hager
michaelhag.bsky.social
Michael Hager
@michaelhag.bsky.social
Screenwriter, 💙Dodgers, longtime politics sufferer, MA Humanities
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Five things you’ll find in my scripts:
-people being awkward
-characters too earnest for their own good
-people dealing with change poorly
-underdogs
-a bonkers society
Five things you’ll find in my scripts:

-Betrayal
-Morally gray girls/women
-Revenge
-A man being a total simp for his girl
-Lots of dark humor. Prob too much actually

#scriptsky
Five things you’ll find in my scripts:

- A Fantasy Scene or three
- Family Trauma
- Occasional jokes to break the tension
- Dream/Nightmare sequences
- Villains that think they're the hero
We're the Democratic Party. Say it any other way when you're blaming my party and you'll sound like trump.
January 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
A good point I saw @empireJeffTV on YouTube make, now that they lowballed Skubal, the Tigers can't be asking for teams to empty their farm systems. He's only worth $19 million to Det? Then we (the Dodgers) aren't sending all our prospects.
January 9, 2026 at 11:19 PM
The FB arguments are horrible. People are showing their true fascist colors.
January 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Reposted by Michael Hager
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Do they think her lovely face and kind words help them in any way, shape, or form?
January 9, 2026 at 7:18 PM
as we slowly zoom in on his eyes...
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Our new National Anthem
January 9, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Waving around a cigar in that suit, what an absolute 🤡
January 8, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Reposted by Michael Hager
Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.
January 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Tell us something we don't know, WaPo. #ICE
January 8, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Boy, she's odd. The way she strides up to the podium and launches into a breathless diatribe.
January 8, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Grownup murderers, but go off Blossom
January 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
The only "deranged" people here are the ones in the White House and at DHS/ICE. Murderers
January 8, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Matches what he has said about the Palestinians. Ugly and awful
January 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
She's turning her wheels away and then you show me a video of her after she's murdered?? GTFO
January 7, 2026 at 9:56 PM
No, she didn't. Stop lying. Her tires were pointed away from him and he shot 3X; she was turning down the street, the other way!
January 7, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Mafia Don. [not a compliment]
January 7, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I like spices, sorry.
January 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Definitely stay with Indian food there; they have good hamburger spots as well. But the English breakfast ain't good, sad to say (in my experience of trying and trying)...
January 6, 2026 at 7:08 PM
For once he doesn't lie!
January 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Yeah but it was funny
January 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
They must save a fortune in gas when they all show up to work in one tiny car...
January 6, 2026 at 4:23 PM