Michael Hager
@michaelhag.bsky.social
Screenwriter, 💙Dodgers, longtime politics sufferer, MA Humanities
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Michael Hager
@michaelhag.bsky.social
· Jan 4
Five things you’ll find in my scripts:
-Betrayal
-Morally gray girls/women
-Revenge
-A man being a total simp for his girl
-Lots of dark humor. Prob too much actually
#scriptsky
-Betrayal
-Morally gray girls/women
-Revenge
-A man being a total simp for his girl
-Lots of dark humor. Prob too much actually
#scriptsky
Five things you’ll find in my scripts:
- A Fantasy Scene or three
- Family Trauma
- Occasional jokes to break the tension
- Dream/Nightmare sequences
- Villains that think they're the hero
- A Fantasy Scene or three
- Family Trauma
- Occasional jokes to break the tension
- Dream/Nightmare sequences
- Villains that think they're the hero
Five things you’ll find in my scripts:
-people being awkward
-characters too earnest for their own good
-people dealing with change poorly
-underdogs
-a bonkers society
-people being awkward
-characters too earnest for their own good
-people dealing with change poorly
-underdogs
-a bonkers society
We're the Democratic Party. Say it any other way when you're blaming my party and you'll sound like trump.
January 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
We're the Democratic Party. Say it any other way when you're blaming my party and you'll sound like trump.
A good point I saw @empireJeffTV on YouTube make, now that they lowballed Skubal, the Tigers can't be asking for teams to empty their farm systems. He's only worth $19 million to Det? Then we (the Dodgers) aren't sending all our prospects.
January 9, 2026 at 11:19 PM
A good point I saw @empireJeffTV on YouTube make, now that they lowballed Skubal, the Tigers can't be asking for teams to empty their farm systems. He's only worth $19 million to Det? Then we (the Dodgers) aren't sending all our prospects.
The FB arguments are horrible. People are showing their true fascist colors.
January 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
The FB arguments are horrible. People are showing their true fascist colors.
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In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
Do they think her lovely face and kind words help them in any way, shape, or form?
January 9, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Do they think her lovely face and kind words help them in any way, shape, or form?
as we slowly zoom in on his eyes...
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
as we slowly zoom in on his eyes...
Our new National Anthem
January 9, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Our new National Anthem
Waving around a cigar in that suit, what an absolute 🤡
January 8, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Waving around a cigar in that suit, what an absolute 🤡
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Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.
January 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.
Boy, she's odd. The way she strides up to the podium and launches into a breathless diatribe.
January 8, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Boy, she's odd. The way she strides up to the podium and launches into a breathless diatribe.
Grownup murderers, but go off Blossom
January 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Grownup murderers, but go off Blossom
The only "deranged" people here are the ones in the White House and at DHS/ICE. Murderers
January 8, 2026 at 4:27 PM
The only "deranged" people here are the ones in the White House and at DHS/ICE. Murderers
Matches what he has said about the Palestinians. Ugly and awful
January 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Matches what he has said about the Palestinians. Ugly and awful
She's turning her wheels away and then you show me a video of her after she's murdered?? GTFO
January 7, 2026 at 9:56 PM
She's turning her wheels away and then you show me a video of her after she's murdered?? GTFO
No, she didn't. Stop lying. Her tires were pointed away from him and he shot 3X; she was turning down the street, the other way!
January 7, 2026 at 8:36 PM
No, she didn't. Stop lying. Her tires were pointed away from him and he shot 3X; she was turning down the street, the other way!
Mafia Don. [not a compliment]
January 7, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Mafia Don. [not a compliment]
I like spices, sorry.
January 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I like spices, sorry.
Definitely stay with Indian food there; they have good hamburger spots as well. But the English breakfast ain't good, sad to say (in my experience of trying and trying)...
January 6, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Definitely stay with Indian food there; they have good hamburger spots as well. But the English breakfast ain't good, sad to say (in my experience of trying and trying)...
For once he doesn't lie!
January 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
For once he doesn't lie!
Yeah but it was funny
January 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Yeah but it was funny
They must save a fortune in gas when they all show up to work in one tiny car...
January 6, 2026 at 4:23 PM
They must save a fortune in gas when they all show up to work in one tiny car...