WowYouPrude
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There's like three or twenty more things for me to do. Brb
She/Her
She/Her
Fully prepared to not have a voice after tonight #aew #worldsend
December 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Fully prepared to not have a voice after tonight #aew #worldsend
Medieval Times was something I never knew existed outside The Cable Guy. I have been pleasantly proven wrong tonight. #yellowknight4life
December 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Medieval Times was something I never knew existed outside The Cable Guy. I have been pleasantly proven wrong tonight. #yellowknight4life
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What the fuck is taters, precious?
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
What the fuck is taters, precious?
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What about fucking elevensies?!
December 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
What about fucking elevensies?!
AEW Worlds End is tomorrow and I'm vibrating with vim.
December 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
AEW Worlds End is tomorrow and I'm vibrating with vim.
I need puppy cuddles and a gallon of coffee. Let's get this holiday rolling.
December 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I need puppy cuddles and a gallon of coffee. Let's get this holiday rolling.
Fan theory: Pandora is popular because wives were sick of telling their SO what to get them for gifts.
December 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Fan theory: Pandora is popular because wives were sick of telling their SO what to get them for gifts.
Opinions on me always depends
They call me a dick because I never fit in
They call me a dick because I never fit in
December 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Opinions on me always depends
They call me a dick because I never fit in
They call me a dick because I never fit in
When people with LED headlights are riding my ass, I turn my side mirrors to reflect the death light back at them. 100% of the time they back up to a reasonable distance.
Let’s air those grievances. I want to hear your pettiest gripes on this the holiest of days.
December 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
When people with LED headlights are riding my ass, I turn my side mirrors to reflect the death light back at them. 100% of the time they back up to a reasonable distance.
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im not allowed bitch
im not allowed
im not allowed
December 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
im not allowed bitch
im not allowed
im not allowed
Hear me out, titties....but tiDDies.
December 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Hear me out, titties....but tiDDies.
Friendly medical professional reminder:
Please wash your balls.
Please wash your balls.
December 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Friendly medical professional reminder:
Please wash your balls.
Please wash your balls.
About to burst and if I can't, fret. Or whatever Missy Elliot said.
December 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
About to burst and if I can't, fret. Or whatever Missy Elliot said.
Yo quiero out this bitch
thinking of living less mas in 2026
December 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Yo quiero out this bitch
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Handing this to everyone on here who answers rhetorical questions
December 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Handing this to everyone on here who answers rhetorical questions
When you finally get to take your mask off >>>
December 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
When you finally get to take your mask off >>>
"You contemptuous cunt."
December 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"You contemptuous cunt."
Honey badgers do give a shit, about berries.
December 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Honey badgers do give a shit, about berries.
Inject this straight in my veinssss
This is basically how you need to treat fascism.
god damn the opposite camera's views of each of their faces is peak schadenfreude
December 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Inject this straight in my veinssss
Bucket of Fuck it
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Bucket of Fuck it
Do things you enjoy because it adds value to your life. Stop replacing the word value with money.
Please don’t ruin my hobby by telling me to monetize it
December 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Do things you enjoy because it adds value to your life. Stop replacing the word value with money.
"Affordability isn't real, it's just some made up DEI word." - Trump, probably
December 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"Affordability isn't real, it's just some made up DEI word." - Trump, probably
I taught myself how to make homemade Mac and cheese and it's too good. Somebody stop me. I will hyperfixate and eat Mac and cheese for a whole month. I need an accountabilibuddy.
December 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I taught myself how to make homemade Mac and cheese and it's too good. Somebody stop me. I will hyperfixate and eat Mac and cheese for a whole month. I need an accountabilibuddy.