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le wooberine
@woobewty.bsky.social
she/her. mother of gamers. selenophile. dovahkiin. oni of the ash. fat. ratchet martha stewart. god-tier aeon. let me talk you through it. 🐩, ⚡️, 💋

👾📸⏰- woobewty, was rahhjinbuu over there

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Think of the way force may be applied effortlessly. Imagine but a whisper pushing aside all in its path.

That is “Fus.” Let its meaning fill you.

Su'um ahrk morah.

You will push the world harder than it pushes back.
LMAO WHY ARE THEY ADVERTISING AN MSDS FOLDER TO ME😭😂😭😂
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I *need* to paint.

I also need them to be affordable, really. I can’t spend 15-20 hours on a mandala and charge $150. like I canNOT. time will not permit
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Also, these right here… slap
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I have to look for these, but the plain versions of them are good too

i’m not gone tell yall the fat shit I did with mine, but they good!
Also, these right here… slap
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I should have extrapolated Pusha T, who idolizes his brother, would be a less than perfect partner to his wife, knowing how Malice ADMITTED he did his wife in that book
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Alysson is a wonderful person & had a hard couple years..
Struggles w/ her mom's greedy & negligent landlord, harrasment from the management co, moving her Mom who was quite ill...
It's too much for anyone to bear alone, please, if you can, help her out
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
learning the creaks on hardwood
floors in your new place at 6am
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
thats some pretty chickens!
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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“Editor” used to be a job that would fire a person for pitching this as an article
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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(this is probably one of the reasons orcas been attacking yachts 😂 )
A harbor seal narrowly escaped a group of orcas by climbing aboard a boat rented by amateur wildlife photographer Charvet Drucker off Camano Island in Washington.
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Have yall seen Troy Polamalu lately?
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
this my favorite gif

i do it in real life
a woman is standing in front of a purple wall wearing a colorful shirt and skirt .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a purple wall wearing a colorful shirt and skirt .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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I’m for whatever politician bans Private equity.
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
the __________ urge to create infographics of some kind to display the data we’ve gathered related to the best pizza places (per slice retailers) near our house based on location, price, and taste
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Klay a better man than me bc I would have asked Pat Bev if that white woman is why he had to finish his basketball career in Israel and still never won anything.
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
one thing about me, I’mma do my best to check the temp cause it do not always be sunshine and rainbows
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
let me go ask my brother baby mamas. cause my brother literally had a reputation in town, and babies by this last girl’s cousin (his 3rd and 4th kids), and she still gave birth to kids #7, #8, and #9

(or #8, #9, and #10, depending on who you ask)
What is it about a man with multiple kids by multiple women makes you say “I want to be next!”
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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You as a parent should not buy your children gaming consoles unless you're a gamer yourself.

Too many parents have no idea what their children are consuming via games.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Munchin in Moscow
oh wait

are ya’ll saying that’s the reason that man in Putin back pocket? he got him in 4K?
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
oh wait

are ya’ll saying that’s the reason that man in Putin back pocket? he got him in 4K?
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
um

do y’all need door swags? I know money is funny. and… I be taxing (it be taking 15-20 hours to make stuff dog 🥴)

but

I need to make some money-eh

this is mine from last Christmas. pls let me know, for I can maybe not try to launch my rap career at 41
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I’m sorry they even asked you to listen to that woman cry
Yall.

A WW been callin me a name at work. Like, a lot.

"Lightskinded."

I had to teach the HR director why it's offensive.

And now they want me to listen to her apologize.

Yalllllll.
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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You know how long I been waitin fo dis?

www.twitch.tv/abthementor
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Ororo and T’Challa in that new cinematic
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM