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le wooberine
@woobewty.bsky.social
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she/her. mother of gamers. selenophile. dovahkiin. oni of the ash. fat. ratchet martha stewart. god-tier aeon. let me talk you through it. 🐩, ⚡️, 💋

👾📸⏰- woobewty, was rahhjinbuu over there

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do y’all need door swags? I know money is funny. and… I be taxing (it be taking 15-20 hours to make stuff dog 🥴)

but

I need to make some money-eh

this is mine from last Christmas. pls let me know, for I can maybe not try to launch my rap career at 41
a holiday/winter door swag. the base is white, with iridescence throughout. there are varying shades of blues and silvers, like ice and tinsel. a large bow sits in the middle, and the bow is topped with a large silver crown. a holiday/winter door swag. the base is white, with iridescence throughout. there are varying shades of blues and silvers, like ice and tinsel. a large bow sits in the middle, and the bow is topped with a large silver crown. this picture was taken at night ans shows the swag a light a holiday/winter door swag. the base is white, with iridescence throughout. there are varying shades of blues and silvers, like ice and tinsel. a large bow sits in the middle, and the bow is topped with a large silver crown. a close up of a acrylic gem a holiday/winter door swag. the base is white, with iridescence throughout. there are varying shades of blues and silvers, like ice and tinsel. a large bow sits in the middle, and the bow is topped with a large silver crown.
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
woobewty.bsky.social
skipping men being greedy to post a clip of me being a bad beech
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
woobewty.bsky.social
this is all I could find right now… I could go on and on for days 😭😭😭 Sam is so good
a set of nails featuring renaissance art, on a brown hand a set of nails featuring neon script. on a brown hand a set of nails featuring MsPac man and the game board. on a brown hand a set of nails featuring Sailor moon (Sailor Chibi Moon) on a brown hand
November 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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bro they are treading on you. you are being treaded upon. boot on ya BIKE.

mind you, this is on a cadillac so the jokes was already writing themselves
a sticker on the back of a black car. its the yellow “dont tread on me” flag with a snake. the brake light is illuminated on the car.
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
woobewty.bsky.social
my Rivals matches go better when I let people instalock DPS

like cause wtf is this dog 😭😂 then gone be in the chat talmbout “NEED STRATEGIST.” “2heals”

you finna get a second healer alright. ULTRON. BANs 😂
a marvel rivals character selection screen. the team composition is 3 DPS, one tank, one healer, with one character selection remaining (the poster, myself)
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
woobewty.bsky.social
one thing about me, I got three chirps in me MAX
a smoke detector with the the battery case open, and an anti-Black package of batteries in the background A screenshot from an troubled teen episode of Dr.Phil. the closed captioning on screen from a young girl reads "I tell my mom, I'll never be like any of those negroes". she is Black.
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
woobewty.bsky.social
Big Phee.
November 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
woobewty.bsky.social
*snuggles up*

I'm ready nie.
screenshot of a phone lock screen. it's a tree with autumn foliage. the time is shown as 3:27 and shows 3 widgets displaying weather, phone battery, and moon visibility
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
woobewty.bsky.social
😬
November 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
woobewty.bsky.social
RIP my girl cause I literally dont want to pack a motherfucking thing now.
November 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
woobewty.bsky.social
looks better on the door to me. ☺️

I can deal with this till christmas.
a fall door swag. the colors are romantic: flowers and ribbons all surround a sage green velvet pumpkin. a large bow sits atop the pumpkin with 5 ribbons. there are blue/purple hydrangeas, pink wisteria, white roses, rosy peonies, pearls and other embellishments. it’s hanging on a glass storm door. a fall door swag. the colors are romantic: flowers and ribbons all surround a sage green velvet pumpkin. a large bow sits atop the pumpkin with 5 ribbons. there are blue/purple hydrangeas, pink wisteria, white roses, rosy peonies, pearls and other embellishments. it’s hanging on a glass storm door. this picture is a closer shot. a fall door swag. the colors are romantic: flowers and ribbons all surround a sage green velvet pumpkin. a large bow sits atop the pumpkin with 5 ribbons. there are blue/purple hydrangeas, pink wisteria, white roses, rosy peonies, pearls and other embellishments. it’s hanging on a glass storm door. this picture is a close up of the bow. it is a sage green, hunter green, damask, blush glitter and burgundy ribbon looped bow. it crowns the sage green pumpkin. the burgundy ribbon is covered in mini roses a fall door swag. the colors are romantic: flowers and ribbons all surround a sage green velvet pumpkin. a large bow sits atop the pumpkin with 5 ribbons. there are blue/purple hydrangeas, pink wisteria, white roses, rosy peonies, pearls and other embellishments. it’s hanging on a glass storm door. this close up shows the hanging link wisteria.
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
woobewty.bsky.social
so I over did it with this door swag, and everything is crowded. for Christmas I’ll go back to using traditional pine needles and that.

but I still like the look of a fall garden on my door. might re-do it after the move, might wait till next year since I only have November with it.
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
woobewty.bsky.social
well

I… went overboard. way too much skskksksks but thats a handmade pumpkin, Savannah! bow too!
a fall door swag. the colors are romantic: flowers and ribbons all surround a sage green velvet pumpkin. a large bow sits atop the pumpkin with 5 ribbons. there are blue/purple hydrangeas, pink wisteria, white roses, rosy peonies, pearls and other embellishments
November 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
woobewty.bsky.social
they got her on TV like this
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 AM
woobewty.bsky.social
they look red and green, but its more maroon and teal.
a red velvet pumpkin. the stems is various wired pearls. the sections are marked by ribbon that looks like roses laced with pearls. its a 6” in diameter. a red velvet pumpkin. the stems is various wired pearls. the sections are marked by ribbon that looks like roses laced with pearls. its a 6” in diameter. a green satin pumpkin. the stem is various jeweled leaves.. the sections are marked by ribbon that looks like mirrors laced with gold pearls. its 4” in diameter. a green satin pumpkin. the stem is various jeweled leaves.. the sections are marked by ribbon that looks like mirrors laced with gold pearls. its 4” in diameter.
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
woobewty.bsky.social
cook that handsome ass nigga, Big Phee
October 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
woobewty.bsky.social
just finished s2e2 of Matlock and when I say this bitch deserved THIS scene, cause bitch YOU just ate up Kathy Bates bitch

do you know how many people can say they gagged KATHY MISERY TF BATES

this hoe AKTIN.
October 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
woobewty.bsky.social
for the nosy hoes who like cute signs
October 29, 2025 at 9:42 AM
woobewty.bsky.social
how me and my daughter laying in my bed in the dark cause she ain’t wanna do her homework
two pair of eyeballs on a black background simulating darkness
October 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
woobewty.bsky.social
period.
October 28, 2025 at 10:56 AM
woobewty.bsky.social
obviously thee Morrigan Aensland is not the point, its just funny
a post saying “men will put cleavage on anything” by user cerromerussell above a post by tuckeryart depicting ample chested succubus, Morrigan Aensland. the drawing has her striking a cute pose
October 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
woobewty.bsky.social
you said 🎋 IKDR
October 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 10:08 AM
woobewty.bsky.social
the one and only, big homie
A still shot of Usagi Tsukino ( Sailor moon) she is making a sly face similar to this emoji 😏
October 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM