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Wolperdinger
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Platform Engineering @ massdriver
Enjoyer of water in many forms
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holy shit, here's a $50,000 DNC consulting contract, how soon can you start
February 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
(guy who just remembered recency bias) that's probably recency bias
June 23, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Woah, books don't have ads?
May 29, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Sometimes I make stuff.
Spalted Alder slab with Big Leaf Maple hooks.
May 19, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Crux debating his next move
May 8, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Making stuff is fun
April 6, 2024 at 10:10 PM
What the hell am I looking at?

Tucson AZ 7:30pm
March 19, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Rust compiler is giving me hostile vibes
March 9, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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Respectful Workplace Win! CEO Opens Mass Layoff Meeting with Land Acknowledgment
March 5, 2024 at 3:18 AM
I need to meet some people who understand just how excited I am about this Starrett combination square.
February 18, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Timeline cleanse
January 31, 2024 at 9:41 PM
This is the take.
Now that they've ousted the black female head of an Ivy League university, I'm sure the far right will continue its good-faith campaign against antisemitism and academic ethics violations.
January 2, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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böllern cooles hobby wenn man ein dummes arschloch ist
December 30, 2023 at 7:46 PM
Content warning: happiness
December 21, 2023 at 11:52 AM
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stop asking
December 20, 2023 at 4:31 PM
Watching a nature documentary only to be profoundly saddened about climate change.

Welp
December 20, 2023 at 10:57 AM
Four word horror story:

New on call rotation
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can you cover today?
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December 20, 2023 at 3:12 AM
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torrent stuck at 99%
December 20, 2023 at 1:48 AM
Underfunding the arts is a choice.
December 20, 2023 at 12:30 AM
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Name them.
December 19, 2023 at 6:02 PM
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Two rats have to be drift compatible to pilot a chef together
We need a double or triple ratatouille situation. The rat is being piloted by a hyper intelligent chef flea which is the source of the rat’s powers. The French chef boy is also a mecha pilot. Evangelion except that the Eva is piloted by ratatouille shinji
December 19, 2023 at 11:49 PM
Krispy Kreme in Sydney looks actually edible
December 19, 2023 at 11:16 PM
Nothing like traveling abroad to put into perspective how ass backwards the US is.
December 19, 2023 at 10:27 PM
Apps were a mistake
I love to download the free mobile app and register and sign in
December 19, 2023 at 7:57 AM
One week of Vegas and I'm completely dried out.

Looking forward to returning to the PNW and hiking in the rain.
December 1, 2023 at 6:03 PM