dan
@wizarddad.bsky.social
He/Him/loopy pinhead, 29
I sleep on my back because it's good for the spine and coffin rehearsal.
$WizardDad666
I sleep on my back because it's good for the spine and coffin rehearsal.
$WizardDad666
Oh by the way I'm recently engaged to the most beautiful woman in the world
October 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Oh by the way I'm recently engaged to the most beautiful woman in the world
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All news lately reads like "Live Update: House narrowly passes pro-torture bill" or "Israel opens fire at children while they learn to walk."
July 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
All news lately reads like "Live Update: House narrowly passes pro-torture bill" or "Israel opens fire at children while they learn to walk."
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using the V.A.T.S. system to light my bowl
June 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
using the V.A.T.S. system to light my bowl
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Every single day this happens now
BREAKING: Palestinian witnesses and hospitals say Israeli forces opened fire toward hundreds of people waiting for aid trucks in central Gaza, killing at least 25 people.
Israeli forces fire on people waiting for aid in Gaza, killing 25, witnesses and hospitals say
Palestinian witnesses say Israeli forces and drones opened fire toward hundreds of people waiting for aid trucks in central Gaza.
bit.ly
June 24, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Every single day this happens now
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gimme that kuromi limited edition bath bomb strain
They should make a cart that tastes like the Lush store
June 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
gimme that kuromi limited edition bath bomb strain
They should make a cart that tastes like the Lush store
June 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
They should make a cart that tastes like the Lush store
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Good morning rebels...
June 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Good morning rebels...
Modern version of this one
May 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Modern version of this one
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so the members of congress just stopped going to el salvador and not a single person who was illegally sent there has been returned and that’s just how it is now?
May 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
so the members of congress just stopped going to el salvador and not a single person who was illegally sent there has been returned and that’s just how it is now?
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....and another thing.
December 21, 2024 at 4:09 PM
....and another thing.
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Little known fact: when quarterbacks are looking at the card on their wrists in a high-pressure situation they are reading a little note that says “JUST BE YOURSELF. :)”
October 27, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Little known fact: when quarterbacks are looking at the card on their wrists in a high-pressure situation they are reading a little note that says “JUST BE YOURSELF. :)”
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The world's richest man managed to take $190 million away from a *child cancer research center* with his posts yesterday. Funding now stripped in the new bill.
December 19, 2024 at 10:22 PM
The world's richest man managed to take $190 million away from a *child cancer research center* with his posts yesterday. Funding now stripped in the new bill.
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everyone knows santa's helpers are elves, but i've noticed a growing number of gnome-themed decorations in recent years, even in my own home. another symptom of our muddled ontology
December 15, 2024 at 9:30 PM
everyone knows santa's helpers are elves, but i've noticed a growing number of gnome-themed decorations in recent years, even in my own home. another symptom of our muddled ontology
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December 11, 2024 at 2:29 PM
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I hope my afterlife is a series of non sequential pulp sword and sorcery adventures
December 10, 2024 at 6:37 AM
I hope my afterlife is a series of non sequential pulp sword and sorcery adventures
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Heeey buddy it's getting close to the deadline and you haven't signed the I won't kill my boss pledge. Yeah you technically have 48 hours left but just like everyone else has signed it already
December 9, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Heeey buddy it's getting close to the deadline and you haven't signed the I won't kill my boss pledge. Yeah you technically have 48 hours left but just like everyone else has signed it already
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hahahahahahahahahaha
Anthem backtracks on decision to cap anesthesiology coverage in Connecticut
Anthem backtracks on anesthesiology cap policy in CT
An unpopular move to cap anesthesiology coverage by Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield drew criticism from patients and state officials.
www.wfsb.com
December 5, 2024 at 7:22 PM
hahahahahahahahahaha
Boss nominated me for a leadership program at work 😎
December 5, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Boss nominated me for a leadership program at work 😎
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RadioShack Crystal Phone (1990s)📞✨
December 2, 2024 at 1:40 AM
RadioShack Crystal Phone (1990s)📞✨