Austin
@wittyrodger.bsky.social
31 years old
No AI "art" or "writing"/No Crypto
No minors
No AI "art" or "writing"/No Crypto
No minors
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Austin
@wittyrodger.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Get to know me!
I enjoy:
🪨 Dexter & the Moonrocks
🎙Patton Oswalt
🧙♂️ Lord of the Rings
🎲 Dimension 20
🍻 Tavern food and drinks
🦗 Kamen Rider
📚 Mythology
✏️ Animation
#Promosky
I enjoy:
🪨 Dexter & the Moonrocks
🎙Patton Oswalt
🧙♂️ Lord of the Rings
🎲 Dimension 20
🍻 Tavern food and drinks
🦗 Kamen Rider
📚 Mythology
✏️ Animation
#Promosky
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Fair warning when you date a goth girl you need to give her a little witch corner dedicated to keep all her cicada shells and dried leaves and fortune bones
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Fair warning when you date a goth girl you need to give her a little witch corner dedicated to keep all her cicada shells and dried leaves and fortune bones
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November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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you just know all these dipshits wrote the absolute corniest sexts
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
you just know all these dipshits wrote the absolute corniest sexts
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so anyway I plunked myself down, read the entirety of E.B. White's 1940 essay "Freedom" for Harper's Magazine, and put it up for free on my Patreon. enjoy (or don't, I'm not your dad).
there's an intro for context, and then the reading starts at 6:35 www.patreon.com/posts/e-b-wh...
there's an intro for context, and then the reading starts at 6:35 www.patreon.com/posts/e-b-wh...
November 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
so anyway I plunked myself down, read the entirety of E.B. White's 1940 essay "Freedom" for Harper's Magazine, and put it up for free on my Patreon. enjoy (or don't, I'm not your dad).
there's an intro for context, and then the reading starts at 6:35 www.patreon.com/posts/e-b-wh...
there's an intro for context, and then the reading starts at 6:35 www.patreon.com/posts/e-b-wh...
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the other day I applied to a local coffee shop with "I'd rather go back to making coffee than sitting in an office or enduring webinars. Please don't make me go back there. Please"
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
the other day I applied to a local coffee shop with "I'd rather go back to making coffee than sitting in an office or enduring webinars. Please don't make me go back there. Please"
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Don’t threaten us with a good time.
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Don’t threaten us with a good time.
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what. the hell.
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
what. the hell.
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Every time I remember they're the new owners of Tango Gameworks I get more upset
November 18, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Every time I remember they're the new owners of Tango Gameworks I get more upset
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Whitney Johns
IG: whitneyjohns
IG: whitneyjohns
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Whitney Johns
IG: whitneyjohns
IG: whitneyjohns
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IG: m0mmyyashleyy
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
IG: m0mmyyashleyy
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Jet Hat
'Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3'
Game Boy
'Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3'
Game Boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Jet Hat
'Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3'
Game Boy
'Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3'
Game Boy
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November 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Meanwhile Predator: Badlands has exactly the right amount of spec worldbuilding for the kind of movie it wants to be, namely "how fast can we get you to feel INCREDIBLE pathos for our main character", "whats the funniest way to choreo a robot fight", and "what if a stalk of corn could kill you"
Just saw the most recent Avatar trailer, and even more than before I'm getting the distinct impression of "this is what happens when you give someone who loves speculative worldbuilding more than character-based narrative free range to do whatever he wants"
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Meanwhile Predator: Badlands has exactly the right amount of spec worldbuilding for the kind of movie it wants to be, namely "how fast can we get you to feel INCREDIBLE pathos for our main character", "whats the funniest way to choreo a robot fight", and "what if a stalk of corn could kill you"
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You olds don't need to hear this, but to you youngbloods out there, I come to you from the future: when the news begins talking about ways to save money for the holidays, rather than getting you hyped to drown in debt buying shit, that means shit is WAY FUCKING WORSE than they are letting on.
a man in a suit is holding a lemon and says this is bad i mean bad bad
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a lemon and says this is bad i mean bad bad
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
You olds don't need to hear this, but to you youngbloods out there, I come to you from the future: when the news begins talking about ways to save money for the holidays, rather than getting you hyped to drown in debt buying shit, that means shit is WAY FUCKING WORSE than they are letting on.
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Pucks, planes and…raccoons AGAIN? 🧐
Gabbie Hughes and Rory Guilday play 2 Truths + 1 Lie!
📺 youtu.be/_13JEm2Zqig
Gabbie Hughes and Rory Guilday play 2 Truths + 1 Lie!
📺 youtu.be/_13JEm2Zqig
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Pucks, planes and…raccoons AGAIN? 🧐
Gabbie Hughes and Rory Guilday play 2 Truths + 1 Lie!
📺 youtu.be/_13JEm2Zqig
Gabbie Hughes and Rory Guilday play 2 Truths + 1 Lie!
📺 youtu.be/_13JEm2Zqig
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this little fucker, this little fucking dude man, I'm so sick of this dude man, he keeps rolling around my base and stealing my fucking food dude I am so SICK of this FUCKING guy. Voice of the Void www.twitch.tv/brendaniel
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
this little fucker, this little fucking dude man, I'm so sick of this dude man, he keeps rolling around my base and stealing my fucking food dude I am so SICK of this FUCKING guy. Voice of the Void www.twitch.tv/brendaniel
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clean the dirt dirt boy, get the grime out of the equation, let the water soak up to your toes dirt boy, get the grime and muck out of here www.twitch.tv/brendaniel
a person wearing white gloves is holding a black handle on a pipe
ALT: a person wearing white gloves is holding a black handle on a pipe
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
clean the dirt dirt boy, get the grime out of the equation, let the water soak up to your toes dirt boy, get the grime and muck out of here www.twitch.tv/brendaniel
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yeah I'm going back into Outer Worlds 2, got a planet or two left and I have to show these math nerds that I love buy the product www.twitch.tv/brendaniel
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
yeah I'm going back into Outer Worlds 2, got a planet or two left and I have to show these math nerds that I love buy the product www.twitch.tv/brendaniel
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This is the sort of brazen lie you tell when you’re trying to demonstrate your power by showing you can say shit that everyone knows is a lie, and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.
Last month he was a soybean farmer, this month he’s an expert on intercontinental cattle drives.
November 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This is the sort of brazen lie you tell when you’re trying to demonstrate your power by showing you can say shit that everyone knows is a lie, and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.
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Would you want a prequel to The Tale of Princess Kaguya? Sounds like its director, Isao Takahata, was interested in one, too!
November 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Would you want a prequel to The Tale of Princess Kaguya? Sounds like its director, Isao Takahata, was interested in one, too!
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RFS president @amandalitman.bsky.social told the Metro the truth. Nearly every winning RFS candidate talks about affordability, especially housing. When rent eats your paycheck, the message writes itself.
https://bit.ly/4nZf4vK
https://bit.ly/4nZf4vK
November 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
RFS president @amandalitman.bsky.social told the Metro the truth. Nearly every winning RFS candidate talks about affordability, especially housing. When rent eats your paycheck, the message writes itself.
https://bit.ly/4nZf4vK
https://bit.ly/4nZf4vK
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It's been just over three days and this is at 40,000 views what is GOING ON
IT IS TIME
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWPo...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWPo...
November 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It's been just over three days and this is at 40,000 views what is GOING ON