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Burrito, Son of Naruto
@witchbail.bsky.social
god's favourite bitchbaby.
Special interests: music & music history, animation, surrealism, horror, historical linguistics. Don't let the dragon drag on
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🇿🇦Cape Town (unfortunately)

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guy: the economy feels bad right now. i’m struggling more than i used to

economist: according to my data, it says right here, “nope”
November 14, 2023 at 4:25 AM
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Who can forget this classic line from David Fincher’s “The Killer”
November 12, 2023 at 10:03 PM
10 Films to get to know me
Mind Game
Heathers
Chicken Little
El Topo
Wes Craven's A New Nightmare
Perfect Blue
Whiplash
Deep Red
Ratatouille
Being John Malkovich
November 13, 2023 at 5:42 AM
She was talking about magenta ❤️
November 12, 2023 at 1:00 PM
Smoke, Drink, Despair
November 12, 2023 at 12:33 PM
Had a dream a few days ago wherein weed had been legal and normalised so long it fully neoliberalised and dudes were at the weed cafe asking if the preroll was "single origin" and I have been thinking about it ever since
November 6, 2023 at 5:21 AM
Oh man this makes me so happy
Cartoon: Jessica and Roger Addams. I had to double check my Larchives to make sure I hadn't already drawn this and I hadn't!! Go figure :) Enjoy!
October 22, 2023 at 3:30 PM
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As Twitter dies trolls are looking at other media outlets to engage. Hide their replies. Then go to their profile and block them. Never engage. They will soon tire of their trolling if they get no response. Peace and Harmony prevails when we stick together.
October 7, 2023 at 3:53 PM
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Reminder that Deadline, The Hollywood Reporter, and Variety are all owned by a member of the AMPTP, so any story from any of them which asserts divisions within SAG-AFTRA and which is only backed up by anonymous sources should be taken with a grain of salt, to say the very least.
October 21, 2023 at 10:00 PM
It's actually mad. They make you unfollow them the instant you leave their profile
On the platform known as Twitter, Elon Musk has apparently given orders to automatically remove those who follow the account of Palestine Action US (@Pal_ActionUS). Many people have reported that after following the account, their accounts automatically unfollow it. We can confirm this ourselves.
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October 22, 2023 at 11:44 AM
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October 17, 2023 at 7:27 PM
Is that what the mysterious and illusive Irish hello is or
October 17, 2023 at 10:08 PM
Gender is a performance and Abe Lincoln got shot at my show
Gender is a performance and all the world's a stage.
Gender is a performance and I've just decided to do improv at this point.
October 17, 2023 at 7:10 PM
🚨URGENT🚨
PLS HELP A STRUGGLING NONBINARY BOYGIRLBOYN'TGIRL'NT ARTIST OUT!
October 17, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Damn. Free my homies on that other app frfr
October 7, 2023 at 12:30 PM
Do what you feel now. Electric eel now.
September 29, 2023 at 9:56 AM
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the gap in my resume?? yeah I was unemployed. I wasn’t doing jack shit. I watched seinfeld and forgot every transferable skill I knew, happiest I’ve ever been
September 29, 2023 at 4:25 AM
Why did nobody ever just take a glock to voldemort smh the terf is such a bad writer
September 25, 2023 at 3:13 PM
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Cum is stored in the my mouth
September 25, 2023 at 3:28 AM
I'm sorry but the new Corinne Bailey Rae album???????? This is the hardest u-turn in sound I've heard since Drum's Not Dead??? It's INCREDIBLE.
September 25, 2023 at 8:48 AM
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Yep. I think a lot about "pinch" the concept I first learned from mobile game design that by making something inconvenient, you can charge people to make that inconvenience go away. And once you learn to spot pinch in all aspects of society, you can't unsee it.
Nothing works. Airlines. Making movies. College. Retirement. Mass transit. Medicine. Housing.

Everything is a scam, or on its way to becoming a scam.

Nothing works and it’s all by design, because every hitch in the process is another way for the rich to make more money.
September 9, 2023 at 1:12 AM