Grandma got her back blown out by a reindeer. Grandpa was devastated. Said their arrangement only applied to human beings. Lilly Allen type situation.

Returning to twitter to minister to the hogs and do my part to improve the conversation. Fixing Andrew Tate's heart by talking about the NBA with him. Replying "Are you watching Plurbus" to a Rod Dreher post about demonic possession and kicking off a healing round of good-natured discourse.

Boy, i tell you what, if i had 100 million smackeroos ... I'd be gone fishin'

Leonard Cohen is trending ... the one thing that no scholar of The Arts can deny is that bright and sensitive gentleman absolutely loved to get his hog smoked by some messy shiksas. See you at the crossroads, brother.

It's surprising to see normal people getting creased about Charlie Kirk - I always figured he was more of a JV player in the moral entrepreneurship/diet hate speech game

most of us came here to seek refuge from mango mussolini and his girlfriend elona. forgive me if i'm not in the mood to make jokes. your "lolz" (try speaking in english next time, it helps) is what got us in this situation to begin with

This site is like hanging out at a grad school picnic with no alcohol

Wow: the next Bluesky update will give you a lethal electric shock the second you post a twitter screenshot

It’s crazy how child molesters back into parking spaces to signal to each other and we just tolerate it

"My lord, the heavens are so cunty right now. I feel like you could do whatever," my court astrologer whispers in my ear.

The Dick Sucking Factory has been gentrified

I'm keeping an eye on you freaks