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retro gaming collector, wrestling fan, goth dad. willpauer dot com. queer as in Bowie. PDX. drug of choice: oxytocin. all i want is several billion dollars and an infinite supply of black tiger coffee
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Happy Trans Day of Remembrance. I love trans people. I love your hearts, minds and souls.

I've proudly committed my life's work to advocating each day for Trans children's right to a safe education & a real childhood just as they are, filled w/ the friends they love

There are ppl fighting for you
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
my mom is at the goth club

not even a shitpost, my actual biological mother is here at the goth club
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Help if you can!

Portland’s Books With Pictures starts GoFundMe campaign www.comicsbeat.com/portlands-bo...
Portland's Books With Pictures starts IndieGoGo campaign
Portland's beloved books With Pictures comics shop has launched a fundraiser to pay off debts, and the community is rallying around it.
www.comicsbeat.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
desperately hoping that every announcement about AI (or NVIDIA earnings or whatever) is the moment that bursts the bubble and sends AI into its decline and eventual end

Butlerian Jihad can't happen soon enough
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
so dignified. so graceful. you would never find such a lady dancing in the club to a song about jorkin it
I'm never beating the accusations of chronic cool girl syndrome
November 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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"patching things up isn't aesthetic" you are the shame and embarrassment of your entire bloodline. your ancestors did not scrimp & suffer for you to scoff at & spurn the thrifty techniques that allowed your existence. you will not survive this upcoming economic depression. i will shit in your socks.
November 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
in all fairness that was really good amontillado
bricked up as in walled off? (raises hand)
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 AM
me: "boy I hope I don't shit my pants today"

metformin: "GUESS THE FUCK WHAT, SON"
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
looks like the illegitimate occupying force currently ruling China is buying Ubisoft. wonder how much Maoist propaganda is gonna be forced into the next Ass Creed game. ah well, Ubisoft hasn't made anything worth playing since Far Cry 5 anyways
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
food is unaffordable, rent is unaffordable, gas is unaffordable, there's no jobs to be had, SNAP is gone, and people are being kidnapped by a secret police with no oversight or tracing. it's OK tho because Kamala wasn't tough enough on Gaza
Sometimes I go to the grocery store, look at the prices, and think thank goodness they’re protecting some pedos instead
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
no aurora here :(
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Please rise for the winter national anthem youtu.be/Yv6shy_9KVM?...
打首獄門同好会 (Uchikubi Gokumon Doukoukai) - I don' t wanna get out of futon
YouTube video by 打首獄門同好会
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 11:19 AM
just a little reminder that Ted Phelps can fuck off forever and Imperative Reaction is deader than Elvis, and he deserves to spend the rest of his life in ignominious obscurity
November 11, 2025 at 11:30 AM
"Can't Get You Out of My Head" followed by "Vogue" at 2am in the goth club

I am at maximum gay energy right now
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Back in my day we were a bit tougher than today's kids, and I don't remember anyone complaining... 😅
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
if I invented the concept of sucking dick I sure wouldn't call it a "blowjob", that name is stupid
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Johnny Bravo would absolutely be trans-inclusive and you cannot convince me otherwise
November 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I need a digital artist to make something fairly simple involving a bird. Two colors (one color if you don't consider black or transparency a color).

DMs are open, send yer rate sheet and we'll talk.
November 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Turned too quick and clipped the doorjamb with my johnson :(
November 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Cheese Fries! At the Goth Club
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 AM
dating sucks ass when you're a cis guy, and it's entirely because of cis guys. pretty much every well is poisoned and the kind of people I'd like to meet are incredibly suspicious and avoidant of cis men, and I don't blame any of them for it, I completely understand
November 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
*marks bingo card*
I am going to recommend three books to you:

Inventing Reality
Blackshirts and Reds
Atrocity Fabrication and Its Consequences
November 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Penis World
November 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM