Will Gordon
@willgordonagain.bsky.social
This apple season I ask that you consider the Roxbury Russet.
I’m tired of living in a cultural wasteland (none of the bars in my neighborhood have Keno)
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I’m tired of living in a cultural wasteland (none of the bars in my neighborhood have Keno)
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I think it all started going downhill when we let sub shops use chicken fingers to make chicken parms.
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I think it all started going downhill when we let sub shops use chicken fingers to make chicken parms.
My favorite persona to project onto the cat is “permanently aggrieved small business tyrant.”Today she’s fuming at rumors that her delivery birds might try to organize.
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My favorite persona to project onto the cat is “permanently aggrieved small business tyrant.”Today she’s fuming at rumors that her delivery birds might try to organize.
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It would really tie up today's news threads if it turned out Dick Cheney was killed by a sandwich.
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It would really tie up today's news threads if it turned out Dick Cheney was killed by a sandwich.
I’m a little worried NYC’s kink for electing the biggest clowns possible bodes well for Sliwa.
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I’m a little worried NYC’s kink for electing the biggest clowns possible bodes well for Sliwa.
I don’t think Jeffries and Schumer and them fully *resent* Mamdani’s sincere love of NYC and desire to improve it, but they clearly regard it as a parlor trick akin to being tall or having been on the Tidewater Mets for a month in the 80s.
November 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I don’t think Jeffries and Schumer and them fully *resent* Mamdani’s sincere love of NYC and desire to improve it, but they clearly regard it as a parlor trick akin to being tall or having been on the Tidewater Mets for a month in the 80s.
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When they are firing t-shirts into the crowd at the basketball game with the t-shirt guns theres always a couple folks throwing them by hand because they have felonies on their record
November 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
When they are firing t-shirts into the crowd at the basketball game with the t-shirt guns theres always a couple folks throwing them by hand because they have felonies on their record
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"Passive park." Sounds like a euphemism for a graveyard
November 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
"Passive park." Sounds like a euphemism for a graveyard
Is this the worst bar night of the year? The weather's fine and I'm home alone and have watched enough TV for the day, perfect conditions to head around the corner to honor the sunday scummies, but I can't imagine leaving the house at this late hour.
November 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Is this the worst bar night of the year? The weather's fine and I'm home alone and have watched enough TV for the day, perfect conditions to head around the corner to honor the sunday scummies, but I can't imagine leaving the house at this late hour.
Sucks that the Patriots being weirdly good makes an otherwise decent-leaning guy root for the fuckin Chiefs sometimes, that can’t be what Dr Football had in mind
November 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Sucks that the Patriots being weirdly good makes an otherwise decent-leaning guy root for the fuckin Chiefs sometimes, that can’t be what Dr Football had in mind
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SQUEEZE YOU COWARDS
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
SQUEEZE YOU COWARDS
That was a good fucking pitch!!
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
That was a good fucking pitch!!
I love the Jays with all my heart except the couple of them I fucking hate, don’t make it weird for us all GEORGE
November 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I love the Jays with all my heart except the couple of them I fucking hate, don’t make it weird for us all GEORGE
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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
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i started watching this game like 90 minutes ago and have seen maybe 2 routine outs
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
i started watching this game like 90 minutes ago and have seen maybe 2 routine outs
Hey Ian you coward, run (I only got one beer left)
November 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Hey Ian you coward, run (I only got one beer left)
Blake you lucky coward
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Blake you lucky coward
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give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you
Nicely Jeff’d, Jeff.
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Nicely Jeff’d, Jeff.
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"Everyone who doesn't live in NYC can shut the fuck up about the election"
Ah yes, the famously isolationist city state of New York that keeps to itself and never bothers anyone outside its impenetrable walls. Maybe one day an outsider will walk it's forbidden halls but until then, shut up.
Ah yes, the famously isolationist city state of New York that keeps to itself and never bothers anyone outside its impenetrable walls. Maybe one day an outsider will walk it's forbidden halls but until then, shut up.
October 31, 2025 at 10:15 AM
"Everyone who doesn't live in NYC can shut the fuck up about the election"
Ah yes, the famously isolationist city state of New York that keeps to itself and never bothers anyone outside its impenetrable walls. Maybe one day an outsider will walk it's forbidden halls but until then, shut up.
Ah yes, the famously isolationist city state of New York that keeps to itself and never bothers anyone outside its impenetrable walls. Maybe one day an outsider will walk it's forbidden halls but until then, shut up.
Living near so many nerds is hell on the rent and not ideal for the arts scene, but tonight I had beers with my buddy Howie, who died biking to work a couple months ago until some dork-ass doctor passing by revivified him, not bad.
October 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Living near so many nerds is hell on the rent and not ideal for the arts scene, but tonight I had beers with my buddy Howie, who died biking to work a couple months ago until some dork-ass doctor passing by revivified him, not bad.
I want to be the FBI guy in charge of monitoring the vehicle registration histories of steakhouse bartenders in NBA cities, spreadsheet charting Corvettes Purchased by 29 Year Olds Named Darren vs one-game ankle injuries.
October 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I want to be the FBI guy in charge of monitoring the vehicle registration histories of steakhouse bartenders in NBA cities, spreadsheet charting Corvettes Purchased by 29 Year Olds Named Darren vs one-game ankle injuries.
Emily is friends with every college kid in town and the ladies all have “Ai and COVID have made me too dumb to read or get laid” which sounds bad till you hear the fellas are “that, plus crippling addiction to gambling on my phone.”
October 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Emily is friends with every college kid in town and the ladies all have “Ai and COVID have made me too dumb to read or get laid” which sounds bad till you hear the fellas are “that, plus crippling addiction to gambling on my phone.”
There’s a Vikings bar in my neighborhood for no discernible reason and I’m currently there for that same reason, go Vikes.
October 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
There’s a Vikings bar in my neighborhood for no discernible reason and I’m currently there for that same reason, go Vikes.
Fun to think about which players are best positioned to throw games. Chaotic guards for sure, and also guys who could miss 4 straight FTs without raising much suspicion. I almost feel like Jaylen Brown’s cheating himself if he’s not at least dabbling.
October 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Fun to think about which players are best positioned to throw games. Chaotic guards for sure, and also guys who could miss 4 straight FTs without raising much suspicion. I almost feel like Jaylen Brown’s cheating himself if he’s not at least dabbling.