Will Gordon
@willgordonagain.bsky.social
This apple season I ask that you consider the Roxbury Russet.
The most useful thing a single human could do is probably cure cancer. But realistically, 8 beers, no prints, and a bit of gumption can only get you the second most useful thing, and I’m just about ready (aka on beer 7)
January 11, 2026 at 3:20 AM
The most useful thing a single human could do is probably cure cancer. But realistically, 8 beers, no prints, and a bit of gumption can only get you the second most useful thing, and I’m just about ready (aka on beer 7)
I fucked my hands up bad a few years ago, everything grew back mostly fine but just today I realized I don’t really have fingerprints to speak of. So yes, I guess it’s on me, and consider it done.
January 11, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I fucked my hands up bad a few years ago, everything grew back mostly fine but just today I realized I don’t really have fingerprints to speak of. So yes, I guess it’s on me, and consider it done.
Life, baby, all of it!
January 5, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Life, baby, all of it!
This is our year for sure.
January 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
This is our year for sure.
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When they play NFL games on Saturdays I think they should have to use CFB rules. Drag a toe? That’s a catch baby
January 4, 2026 at 3:33 AM
When they play NFL games on Saturdays I think they should have to use CFB rules. Drag a toe? That’s a catch baby
If we’re going to let one state dictate our foreign policy I guess it’s good that it’s one of the bigger states. Shame it’s the absolute stupidest one, though.
January 3, 2026 at 3:07 PM
If we’re going to let one state dictate our foreign policy I guess it’s good that it’s one of the bigger states. Shame it’s the absolute stupidest one, though.
Confederacy of Dunces is one of the very few books I’ve reread plus I like the on-the-nose sassiness of using it as I’m sworn in as Secretary of Cold Ones.
January 2, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Confederacy of Dunces is one of the very few books I’ve reread plus I like the on-the-nose sassiness of using it as I’m sworn in as Secretary of Cold Ones.
FWIW the guy’s an academic “have”—arguably inventing a victim in need of an ally, but he’s not claiming to be a victim himself.
December 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
FWIW the guy’s an academic “have”—arguably inventing a victim in need of an ally, but he’s not claiming to be a victim himself.
Let the pats win the division with honor next week, go bills in fact
December 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Let the pats win the division with honor next week, go bills in fact
JetBlue lady gave me 2 beers and the Bills/Eagles game is on, best flight ever, go birds.
December 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
JetBlue lady gave me 2 beers and the Bills/Eagles game is on, best flight ever, go birds.
I’m nervous about learning about him. Seems amiable, wife bakes cookies, uncles good at basketball … tempted to know more, but quitting while I’m ahead.
December 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I’m nervous about learning about him. Seems amiable, wife bakes cookies, uncles good at basketball … tempted to know more, but quitting while I’m ahead.
It’s a thoughtful touch, if nothing else.
December 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It’s a thoughtful touch, if nothing else.
Orange slice with Courvoisier? Atlanta knows how to do it.
December 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Orange slice with Courvoisier? Atlanta knows how to do it.
Atlanta’s cool! Lots of lists of rules posted everywhere, like extensive codes of conduct at the aquarium that suggest a rowdy civic nature, but everyone seems friendly and attractive and fashionable (even accounting for how easily a Bostonian is impressed on those scores)
December 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Atlanta’s cool! Lots of lists of rules posted everywhere, like extensive codes of conduct at the aquarium that suggest a rowdy civic nature, but everyone seems friendly and attractive and fashionable (even accounting for how easily a Bostonian is impressed on those scores)
Does delta have 420 or do I just think they should? That’d be fine!
December 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Does delta have 420 or do I just think they should? That’d be fine!
I only fly a few times a year; JetBlue seems pretty nice overall but I don’t care for the beer selection, you can see the dilemma.
December 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I only fly a few times a year; JetBlue seems pretty nice overall but I don’t care for the beer selection, you can see the dilemma.
Yeah it feels like whatever perversion I develop later in life could be accommodated
December 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Yeah it feels like whatever perversion I develop later in life could be accommodated
I’d say red; never even been most of those places but seems like so much variety
December 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I’d say red; never even been most of those places but seems like so much variety
My favorite part of Xmas is wrapping presents but the vibe needs to be right and that was slow coming this year, but it’s finally time!
December 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My favorite part of Xmas is wrapping presents but the vibe needs to be right and that was slow coming this year, but it’s finally time!
Thanks, sis! We have some fun stuff coming up, hope you do too
December 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Thanks, sis! We have some fun stuff coming up, hope you do too
Aw thank you, Dox! We’re seeing the nieces and nephews tomorrow, that’s always an endorphin spike. Merry Christmas, brother.
December 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Aw thank you, Dox! We’re seeing the nieces and nephews tomorrow, that’s always an endorphin spike. Merry Christmas, brother.
Worst part of very mild depression is how fast your pajamas get stank. It’s only been 3 days!
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Worst part of very mild depression is how fast your pajamas get stank. It’s only been 3 days!
I was a crank about it at the time, just worried that all these $3,000 tickets would become $12,000 tickets with interest and isn’t that money better spent at the dentist or whatever. But … what if it isn’t? What if dancing with the homies to your favorite song is the most valuable thing?
December 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I was a crank about it at the time, just worried that all these $3,000 tickets would become $12,000 tickets with interest and isn’t that money better spent at the dentist or whatever. But … what if it isn’t? What if dancing with the homies to your favorite song is the most valuable thing?