Wil
@wilhelmwild.bsky.social
world’s most problematic boyfriend
minors begone 🔞
minors begone 🔞
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November 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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The shadow is the body and he casts the man
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The shadow is the body and he casts the man
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The majestic man-taur
Half man... half another man
Half man... half another man
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The majestic man-taur
Half man... half another man
Half man... half another man
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Buddy, I do this even when it's not Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Buddy, I do this even when it's not Thanksgiving
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…🤔
Kirbussy’s Wet Dreamland
Kirbussy’s Wet Dreamland
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
…🤔
Kirbussy’s Wet Dreamland
Kirbussy’s Wet Dreamland
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
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“i hate when fic writers—” “my pet peeve is when—” “this fic is so bad” ok, close the tab and go write your own
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
“i hate when fic writers—” “my pet peeve is when—” “this fic is so bad” ok, close the tab and go write your own
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watching this is a warm blanket on a damp, cold day
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
watching this is a warm blanket on a damp, cold day
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⚠️COMMISSION WORK⚠️
Aloy & Seyka
(Horizon Forbidden West)
Aloy & Seyka
(Horizon Forbidden West)
November 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
⚠️COMMISSION WORK⚠️
Aloy & Seyka
(Horizon Forbidden West)
Aloy & Seyka
(Horizon Forbidden West)
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mario why are you gaslighting me
August 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
mario why are you gaslighting me
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by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
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more of my wlw Frankenstein OCs (loosely inspired, they have their own story)
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
more of my wlw Frankenstein OCs (loosely inspired, they have their own story)
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rollercoaster ride with spheal @sphealposting.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
rollercoaster ride with spheal @sphealposting.bsky.social
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(doorstop noises)
October 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
(doorstop noises)
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Asking average Millennial if they've seen a TV show other than Avatar the Last Airbender and they respond "what? You mean like Legend of Korra?"
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Asking average Millennial if they've seen a TV show other than Avatar the Last Airbender and they respond "what? You mean like Legend of Korra?"
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Getting SRS and throwing my dick away saying "not gonna need this anymore" but due to its curvature it boomerangs and knocks out three of my teeth
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Getting SRS and throwing my dick away saying "not gonna need this anymore" but due to its curvature it boomerangs and knocks out three of my teeth
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free to do what | patreon.com/lubchansky
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
free to do what | patreon.com/lubchansky
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
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one of my earliest childhood memories is being absolutely fucking terrified of Talos
Jason and the Argonauts (1963). Stop motion effects by Ray Harryhausen. Brilliant creepy score by Bernard Herrmann
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
one of my earliest childhood memories is being absolutely fucking terrified of Talos
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When pregnant woman boarded a subway car, 38% of the time someone offered her a seat. If someone dressed as Batman was also in the car it rose to 68%.
phys.org/news/2025-11...
phys.org/news/2025-11...
The Batman effect: The mere sight of the 'superhero' can make us more altruistic
If "Batman" appears on the scene, we immediately become more altruistic: in fact, research conducted by psychologists from the Università Cattolica del Sacro Cuore, Milan, shows that the sudden appear...
phys.org
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
When pregnant woman boarded a subway car, 38% of the time someone offered her a seat. If someone dressed as Batman was also in the car it rose to 68%.
phys.org/news/2025-11...
phys.org/news/2025-11...
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November 25, 2024 at 1:31 PM
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