Gabe
@whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social
My favorite animal is skeletons
My cat is sleeping on my lap for the first time ever, but I have to go to the bathroom. Will I still get into heaven if I go
December 31, 2025 at 6:50 AM
My cat is sleeping on my lap for the first time ever, but I have to go to the bathroom. Will I still get into heaven if I go
RIP to Mike F. I wish there was a database of his old tweets I could keep forever, he always made me laugh so hard
December 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
RIP to Mike F. I wish there was a database of his old tweets I could keep forever, he always made me laugh so hard
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Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
Tilda Swindon. Tinda Swildon. Tilda Swinton. Tilda Swildon. Tinda Swindon. It’s one of of these I’m pretty sure, but I cannot figure out which one for the life of me
December 27, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Tilda Swindon. Tinda Swildon. Tilda Swinton. Tilda Swildon. Tinda Swindon. It’s one of of these I’m pretty sure, but I cannot figure out which one for the life of me
Watching How The Grinch Stole Christmas and cheering every time he steals from another house like I’m watching sports
December 20, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Watching How The Grinch Stole Christmas and cheering every time he steals from another house like I’m watching sports
A fruit fly just killed himself in my rumnog. Right before Christmas
December 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
A fruit fly just killed himself in my rumnog. Right before Christmas
This is so fucking funny. There’s this incredibly violent matter destroyer bigger than my brain can imagine blasting across the universe, and I’m over here like “I’m not supposed to eat snacks this late but the trail mix goblins in my belly need their nourishment”
Space news is the best. Like, what do you mean there's a runaway supermassive black hole 10 million times bigger than the sun moving through space at 2 million miles per hour www.space.com/astronomy/bl...
James Webb Space Telescope confirms 1st 'runaway' supermassive black hole rocketing through 'Cosmic Owl' galaxies at 2.2 million mph: 'It boggles the mind!'
"The forces that are needed to dislodge such a massive black hole from its home are enormous."
www.space.com
December 19, 2025 at 8:14 AM
This is so fucking funny. There’s this incredibly violent matter destroyer bigger than my brain can imagine blasting across the universe, and I’m over here like “I’m not supposed to eat snacks this late but the trail mix goblins in my belly need their nourishment”
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
We smokin the shit that killed Pikachu
December 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
We smokin the shit that killed Pikachu
Why buy the cow when you can just steal it for free
December 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Why buy the cow when you can just steal it for free
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Team Cherry Holiday Sign-off! Hollow Knight: Silksong - Sea of Sorrow revealed, the original Hollow Knight refreshed, and more!
Read the blog post here: www.teamcherry.com.au/blog/holiday...
Read the blog post here: www.teamcherry.com.au/blog/holiday...
December 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Team Cherry Holiday Sign-off! Hollow Knight: Silksong - Sea of Sorrow revealed, the original Hollow Knight refreshed, and more!
Read the blog post here: www.teamcherry.com.au/blog/holiday...
Read the blog post here: www.teamcherry.com.au/blog/holiday...
There are a lot of reasons I want to move to Chicago, but one of them is they apparently have a villain walking around the South Loop called “the south loop puncher” and I really want to get him
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
There are a lot of reasons I want to move to Chicago, but one of them is they apparently have a villain walking around the South Loop called “the south loop puncher” and I really want to get him
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
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“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer.
December 18, 2024 at 2:16 AM
“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer.
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
Usually they play superhero movies on some of the TVs at the gym, but today it was all sports. I’m not building muscle to catch a ball. I’m doing it so I can kick an SUV into a group of people
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Usually they play superhero movies on some of the TVs at the gym, but today it was all sports. I’m not building muscle to catch a ball. I’m doing it so I can kick an SUV into a group of people
There’s a guy at my gym that kind of looks like Ron Perlman, except out of shape. Maybe that’s why he’s at the gym. That’s why I’m at the gym
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
There’s a guy at my gym that kind of looks like Ron Perlman, except out of shape. Maybe that’s why he’s at the gym. That’s why I’m at the gym
I don’t know how people can get addicted to YouTube. I never get good recommendations for shit to watch. Either the algorithm just doesn’t get me, or I’m just not dumb enough to fall endlessly into this one particular website
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I don’t know how people can get addicted to YouTube. I never get good recommendations for shit to watch. Either the algorithm just doesn’t get me, or I’m just not dumb enough to fall endlessly into this one particular website
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You know RFK Jr has some weird ritual when he shits like he says a prayer over the turds or yells at it or something. Maybe does it in a special burlap sack & stores it?
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You know RFK Jr has some weird ritual when he shits like he says a prayer over the turds or yells at it or something. Maybe does it in a special burlap sack & stores it?
Using ai to count sheep for me so I can finally get some sleep
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Using ai to count sheep for me so I can finally get some sleep
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