Will Dean
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I said yes!! @mustlovecats.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I said yes!! @mustlovecats.bsky.social
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This race is gonna be embarrassingly bad and both candidates will be bad. The people of DC are demanding fighters and we get whatever this is, in multiple fonts and sizes of text.
My statement on the tentative Senate deal to end the government shutdown.
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This race is gonna be embarrassingly bad and both candidates will be bad. The people of DC are demanding fighters and we get whatever this is, in multiple fonts and sizes of text.
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do the water fountains in the Senate building just run straight lead
Hassan: With the government reopening shortly, Republicans now finally have to come to the table. Or make no mistake, Americans will remember who stood in the way.
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
do the water fountains in the Senate building just run straight lead
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Every single Dem that caved and agreed to this deal needs to be primaried and voted out. They are cowards who wasted the last month for a half baked promise vote a month from now.
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Every single Dem that caved and agreed to this deal needs to be primaried and voted out. They are cowards who wasted the last month for a half baked promise vote a month from now.
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I know this fascist shit is doomed when I see late 50s and early 60s white guys in their Costco Shopping Finest screaming ‘fuck you’ in DHS officers’ faces
Video taken by Jay Shefsky at 12:20 p.m. after the crash happened, Oakton Street/Asbury Avenue in Evanston, IL
October 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I know this fascist shit is doomed when I see late 50s and early 60s white guys in their Costco Shopping Finest screaming ‘fuck you’ in DHS officers’ faces
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I just want to say how viscerally angry this image makes me
November 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I just want to say how viscerally angry this image makes me
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DC reportedly spent $750,000 last year for a pilot for streateries in Adams Morgan to show how they could continue in future.
Now 15 months later it seems virtually none of them will remain in Adams Morgan, and DDOT is moving forward to bring back parking
Now 15 months later it seems virtually none of them will remain in Adams Morgan, and DDOT is moving forward to bring back parking
October 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
DC reportedly spent $750,000 last year for a pilot for streateries in Adams Morgan to show how they could continue in future.
Now 15 months later it seems virtually none of them will remain in Adams Morgan, and DDOT is moving forward to bring back parking
Now 15 months later it seems virtually none of them will remain in Adams Morgan, and DDOT is moving forward to bring back parking
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I was on the ground earlier today at the Petworth Metro Station after I received troubling reports from neighbors about IRS Criminal Investigation agents working with Transit Police to interrogate riders on WMATA buses.
October 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I was on the ground earlier today at the Petworth Metro Station after I received troubling reports from neighbors about IRS Criminal Investigation agents working with Transit Police to interrogate riders on WMATA buses.
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Lmao what (from today's Breaker newsletter)
October 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Lmao what (from today's Breaker newsletter)
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This is going to be the most interesting DC public meeting of the decade! I think I'm going to have to attend with a 5-gallon bucket of popcorn.
October 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
This is going to be the most interesting DC public meeting of the decade! I think I'm going to have to attend with a 5-gallon bucket of popcorn.
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October 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
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Sure, tear down the Epstein Ballroom and rebuild the East Wing when he is gone, but stop and note all of the trees he removed as well. That corner of the White House will now be denuded for generations.
October 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Sure, tear down the Epstein Ballroom and rebuild the East Wing when he is gone, but stop and note all of the trees he removed as well. That corner of the White House will now be denuded for generations.
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New wellness grift just dropped
October 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
New wellness grift just dropped
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NEW — I'm suing DC Metro Police for the full body cam footage from the DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace back in March.
The public deserves to know why MPD chose to sell out the people they’re tasked with protecting in order to bend to Trump's will. I'm repped pro bono by @rcfp.org.
Details:
The public deserves to know why MPD chose to sell out the people they’re tasked with protecting in order to bend to Trump's will. I'm repped pro bono by @rcfp.org.
Details:
I'm suing DC Metro Police for body cam footage of US Institute of Peace raid
The Handbasket is represented pro bono by lawyers from the Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press.
www.thehandbasket.co
October 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
NEW — I'm suing DC Metro Police for the full body cam footage from the DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace back in March.
The public deserves to know why MPD chose to sell out the people they’re tasked with protecting in order to bend to Trump's will. I'm repped pro bono by @rcfp.org.
Details:
The public deserves to know why MPD chose to sell out the people they’re tasked with protecting in order to bend to Trump's will. I'm repped pro bono by @rcfp.org.
Details:
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Remember Sean Charles Dunn, made famous when he was arrested for tossing a Subway sandwich at a federal law enforcement officer on U Street in August? He's now asking a federal judge to dismiss the charges against him for vindictive and selective prosecution.
October 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Remember Sean Charles Dunn, made famous when he was arrested for tossing a Subway sandwich at a federal law enforcement officer on U Street in August? He's now asking a federal judge to dismiss the charges against him for vindictive and selective prosecution.
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Interesting: Earlier this year, Congress prohibited D.C. from spending roughly $1.1 billion of its budgeted money. There's been lots of questions about the exact impact that had, and now there's an interesting answer: it actually cost the city more money not having that money.
October 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Interesting: Earlier this year, Congress prohibited D.C. from spending roughly $1.1 billion of its budgeted money. There's been lots of questions about the exact impact that had, and now there's an interesting answer: it actually cost the city more money not having that money.
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New in #BikeDC: Bike lane thru the M St NE underpass by NoMa Metro/MBT/REI! The grading between the bike lane and sidewalk is really slick.
Thank you @ddotdc.bsky.social!!
Thank you @ddotdc.bsky.social!!
October 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
New in #BikeDC: Bike lane thru the M St NE underpass by NoMa Metro/MBT/REI! The grading between the bike lane and sidewalk is really slick.
Thank you @ddotdc.bsky.social!!
Thank you @ddotdc.bsky.social!!
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my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
October 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
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NEW: breach of Discord age verification data.
Including some users passports & DLs
Age verification is a badly implemented data grab wrapped in a moral panic.
Mark my words, as age verification mandates expand, we'll end up more surveilled and less secure. 1/
Including some users passports & DLs
Age verification is a badly implemented data grab wrapped in a moral panic.
Mark my words, as age verification mandates expand, we'll end up more surveilled and less secure. 1/
October 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
NEW: breach of Discord age verification data.
Including some users passports & DLs
Age verification is a badly implemented data grab wrapped in a moral panic.
Mark my words, as age verification mandates expand, we'll end up more surveilled and less secure. 1/
Including some users passports & DLs
Age verification is a badly implemented data grab wrapped in a moral panic.
Mark my words, as age verification mandates expand, we'll end up more surveilled and less secure. 1/
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Ward-level councilmembers should not be allowed to spend public money on newsletters outside their jurisdiction for clearly political purposes.
October 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Ward-level councilmembers should not be allowed to spend public money on newsletters outside their jurisdiction for clearly political purposes.
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The @washingtonpost.com's Emma Uber & @teoarmus.bsky.social caught @mayorbowser.dc.gov in a bald-faced lie. On Tuesday, she said "ICE is not patrolling with MPD." Confronted that day with video of ICE patrolling with MPD and abducting people handed to them by MPD, she was forced to change her tune.
October 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The @washingtonpost.com's Emma Uber & @teoarmus.bsky.social caught @mayorbowser.dc.gov in a bald-faced lie. On Tuesday, she said "ICE is not patrolling with MPD." Confronted that day with video of ICE patrolling with MPD and abducting people handed to them by MPD, she was forced to change her tune.
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Hey remember when the CDC dropped 6 of the 8 foodborne illnesses from the nationwide monitoring system in July and one of them was listeria? Mentioning for no particular reason www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
September 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Hey remember when the CDC dropped 6 of the 8 foodborne illnesses from the nationwide monitoring system in July and one of them was listeria? Mentioning for no particular reason www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
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At this point, any Democrat who votes to keep this government open without extracting very serious concessions — RFK’s resignation, ICE rollback, Epstein Files release, etc — will absolutely face a primary challenger who will set fundraising records.
Republicans run the White House, Congress and Supreme Court on the principle that the only role Dems can play is bailing the GOP out from facing the consequences of their own actions.
They expect Dems to clean up after them and save them from voters’ blame, and sadly some Dems want to do just that.
They expect Dems to clean up after them and save them from voters’ blame, and sadly some Dems want to do just that.
Actual White House quote: “go fuck yourself.”
Its not being some pearl clutching prude to ask whether this is really how most Americans want their kids to see the seat of our government behave. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...
Its not being some pearl clutching prude to ask whether this is really how most Americans want their kids to see the seat of our government behave. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...
September 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
At this point, any Democrat who votes to keep this government open without extracting very serious concessions — RFK’s resignation, ICE rollback, Epstein Files release, etc — will absolutely face a primary challenger who will set fundraising records.