What if it's Bea?
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Every day is a new opportunity to say the worst thing you've ever said.
She / Her
She / Her
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Everything I see from Lorwyn is my favorite thing from Lorwyn.
December 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Everything I see from Lorwyn is my favorite thing from Lorwyn.
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Every ad for AI is like
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Every ad for AI is like
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
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NHS gatekeepers are telling me that I have to defeat the Witch King of Angmar before they'll prescribe me estrogen
December 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
NHS gatekeepers are telling me that I have to defeat the Witch King of Angmar before they'll prescribe me estrogen
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
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Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
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Didn't make sense not to live for fun
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
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In Act 2 on a Steel Soul save and I think I'm developing an entirely new, heretofore unknown type of anxiety disorder.
October 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
In Act 2 on a Steel Soul save and I think I'm developing an entirely new, heretofore unknown type of anxiety disorder.
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it's not FOR us
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
it's not FOR us
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