Wesley Mallin
@wesleymallin.bsky.social
BBC newsreader, voice artist and occasional entertainer. I have many strings to my bow but I'm running out of arrows.
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ppl who make the argument that the earth has survived many drastic shifts in climate over the course of its existence are technically correct. our earth is wonderful at healing itself. the bit they live out is that while the earth continues, the majority of species living on it at the time do not
September 15, 2025 at 8:44 AM
ppl who make the argument that the earth has survived many drastic shifts in climate over the course of its existence are technically correct. our earth is wonderful at healing itself. the bit they live out is that while the earth continues, the majority of species living on it at the time do not
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June 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Kudos to HMRC
I know. Weird.
Phoned up to GIVE THEM MONEY (missing NI years) and they told me not to bother because I’ll hit max in 6 years anyway.
Cheers HMRC (your hold music and waiting time still sucks though)
I know. Weird.
Phoned up to GIVE THEM MONEY (missing NI years) and they told me not to bother because I’ll hit max in 6 years anyway.
Cheers HMRC (your hold music and waiting time still sucks though)
June 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Kudos to HMRC
I know. Weird.
Phoned up to GIVE THEM MONEY (missing NI years) and they told me not to bother because I’ll hit max in 6 years anyway.
Cheers HMRC (your hold music and waiting time still sucks though)
I know. Weird.
Phoned up to GIVE THEM MONEY (missing NI years) and they told me not to bother because I’ll hit max in 6 years anyway.
Cheers HMRC (your hold music and waiting time still sucks though)
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Ingenious 😂
FFS
FFS
May 29, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Ingenious 😂
FFS
FFS
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Who am I to argue with the faerie folk - who demanded the audiobook for CURIOSITY AND THE CAT is OUT NOW!
Get it at: tinyurl.com/msxsedma
. . . or anywhere selling audiobooks 😁
#curiosityandthecat #faeries #fantasy #horror #books #veganauthor #gta6 #vegan #booklover #stephenking #GuillermoDelToro
Get it at: tinyurl.com/msxsedma
. . . or anywhere selling audiobooks 😁
#curiosityandthecat #faeries #fantasy #horror #books #veganauthor #gta6 #vegan #booklover #stephenking #GuillermoDelToro
May 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Who am I to argue with the faerie folk - who demanded the audiobook for CURIOSITY AND THE CAT is OUT NOW!
Get it at: tinyurl.com/msxsedma
. . . or anywhere selling audiobooks 😁
#curiosityandthecat #faeries #fantasy #horror #books #veganauthor #gta6 #vegan #booklover #stephenking #GuillermoDelToro
Get it at: tinyurl.com/msxsedma
. . . or anywhere selling audiobooks 😁
#curiosityandthecat #faeries #fantasy #horror #books #veganauthor #gta6 #vegan #booklover #stephenking #GuillermoDelToro
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I think about this comic at least once a week
May 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I think about this comic at least once a week
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Early exit polls suggest the new pope did particularly well with male voters aged 45-79.
May 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Early exit polls suggest the new pope did particularly well with male voters aged 45-79.
In my humble opinion one of the finest things to be is accidentally drunk
I’ll let you figure out why I’ve chosen to say this at this time
I’ll let you figure out why I’ve chosen to say this at this time
May 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
In my humble opinion one of the finest things to be is accidentally drunk
I’ll let you figure out why I’ve chosen to say this at this time
I’ll let you figure out why I’ve chosen to say this at this time
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My studio clock appears to be channeling Buddy Holly and I’m not sure I like its suggestion that this will, in fact, be the day that I…
May 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My studio clock appears to be channeling Buddy Holly and I’m not sure I like its suggestion that this will, in fact, be the day that I…
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Just trying to bring a bit of levity
in amongst all the heavity
in amongst all the heavity
May 1, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Just trying to bring a bit of levity
in amongst all the heavity
in amongst all the heavity
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OK Go and The Muppets - Muppet Show Theme Song
YouTube video by OKGoVEVO
youtu.be
April 14, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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So, let’s say I’m the posterior opening of the digestive tract, through which solid waste, or feces, is excreted. And I am located at the end of the rectum and is surrounded by two sphincter muscles that control the passage of stool. AITAH?
April 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
So, let’s say I’m the posterior opening of the digestive tract, through which solid waste, or feces, is excreted. And I am located at the end of the rectum and is surrounded by two sphincter muscles that control the passage of stool. AITAH?
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oh you mean like every other time they've tried this? everywhere else in the world?
A German experiment has found that people are likely to continue working full-time even if they receive no-strings-attached universal basic income payments.
German experiment gave people a basic monthly income – the effect on their work ethic was surprising | CNN
A German experiment has found that people are likely to continue working full-time even if they receive no-strings-attached universal basic income payments.
www.cnn.com
April 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
oh you mean like every other time they've tried this? everywhere else in the world?
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BBC News - Comedian Russell Brand charged with rape
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Comedian Russell Brand charged with rape
www.bbc.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
BBC News - Comedian Russell Brand charged with rape
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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The cats own this house.
That’s why the word homeowner has the word “meow” in it.
That’s why the word homeowner has the word “meow” in it.
March 31, 2025 at 11:40 AM
The cats own this house.
That’s why the word homeowner has the word “meow” in it.
That’s why the word homeowner has the word “meow” in it.
I rarely do these things but: If you see this, you're invited to quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.
March 24, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I rarely do these things but: If you see this, you're invited to quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.
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It’s Akira Kurosawa’s birthday.
The older I get, the more I think about this quote:
‘I can’t afford to hate anyone. I don’t have that kind of time.’
The older I get, the more I think about this quote:
‘I can’t afford to hate anyone. I don’t have that kind of time.’
March 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It’s Akira Kurosawa’s birthday.
The older I get, the more I think about this quote:
‘I can’t afford to hate anyone. I don’t have that kind of time.’
The older I get, the more I think about this quote:
‘I can’t afford to hate anyone. I don’t have that kind of time.’
I’ve never felt spiritually aligned with a panel van before…
March 19, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I’ve never felt spiritually aligned with a panel van before…
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This is Tellen. She went to work with her human today. The only agenda item on her calendar is dropping toys in the hallway until someone plays with her. 14/10
March 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
This is Tellen. She went to work with her human today. The only agenda item on her calendar is dropping toys in the hallway until someone plays with her. 14/10