Back on home turf! I interviewed you a few years back when your exhibition opened at Derby Museum and Art Gallery. Any chance of a repeat?

One of my best friends in the world. He’ll be mortified!

Imagination

Well I'll sleep better for that.

Never any need to apologise. When you're here you're glorious. When you're not here we just assume you're being glorious elsewhere!

I tried that. It raised expectations I was unable to meet.

I’ve gone back “Shambolic” after what I’ve decided to call “honest customer feedback”

Do you review audiobooks by any chance ?

Asking for a … oh who am I kidding?

Shame she’s not on here really. She is indeed metal as fuck.

No, I made the mistake of thinking "I'll just have a couple of glasses of that blackberry wine we forgot about in a demijohn for a decade and which has gone through about 9 fermentations and oh look there's the floor. Hello floor. I love you."

"I'd like to not have to turn up or do anything in particular but I'd like to get regular positive feedback and get paid a LOT"

Hit me

I've known him for decades and he's a fine human. Then again I also write for a living so I suppose I would say that wouldn't I?

It's almost like he writes for a living...

Now I want to build one. Sadly postage to Vermont may be prohibitive and there's at least 10% on top now of course 😞