My studio clock appears to be channeling Buddy Holly and I’m not sure I like its suggestion that this will, in fact, be the day that I…

I’ve never felt spiritually aligned with a panel van before…

They do that to you

This is Flick

If she's not being adored enough she does this:

Immediately got the direct message. They can’t be that picky. Tough times for the illuminati if I’m their first call.

Couldn’t resist making them an offer though …

I’ve been following back a lot of followers on here. It’s nice to build a base. So I got a follow from this person

The weird scammers have hit BSky

I’ve just been offered a place in the Illuminati! 🧵

What it is now is anyone’s guess

Over on the *other place* I've been followed by 6 random bots with name hybrid handles this week

All joined in Sept 2023

One is called Florence, using a pic which Google says is US Pornstar Alexis Texas

I have my own theory about what's going on but anyone seen a similar pattern?

A tale in two acts…

My only problem with this platform is I'm old enough to remember BSkyB and every time I type "bsky" I think of this...