No you cannot eat me for thanksgiving
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Now that it gets dark earlier, my commute home each night becomes a two hour slog through traffic because without fail somebody is going to get in a wreck because it gets super dark earlier
Nobody in North Carolina knows how to drive
Nobody in North Carolina knows how to drive
November 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Now that it gets dark earlier, my commute home each night becomes a two hour slog through traffic because without fail somebody is going to get in a wreck because it gets super dark earlier
Nobody in North Carolina knows how to drive
Nobody in North Carolina knows how to drive
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i had a suspicion that states rights would regain some salience if and when the states where rights came into question were states republicans cared about
Dang - how bad was the Border Patrol invasion in North Carolina?
None other than Thom Tillis himself is blasting DHS for gross overreach, and demanding lists of those detained, property damage caused by CBP agents, and their plan for restitution.
www.charlotteobserver.com/news/politic...
None other than Thom Tillis himself is blasting DHS for gross overreach, and demanding lists of those detained, property damage caused by CBP agents, and their plan for restitution.
www.charlotteobserver.com/news/politic...
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
i had a suspicion that states rights would regain some salience if and when the states where rights came into question were states republicans cared about
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So many visitors to India are all like " I don't want to do touristy things I want to experience life as a local" and then claim they're bored when they have to just stay indoors all day to avoid the sun and catch up with ppl at the park in the evening to insult the prime minister
People who feel bad at being called tourists are without doubt the most tedious people on earth to get stuck next to on a plane and it isn't close to close
Tourists are an interesting group in that they consistently deny what we all know they are. I can’t think of anything that screams tourist more than reducing each experience down to charm bracelet size and wearing it around. If tourism is your thing, just embrace it!
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
So many visitors to India are all like " I don't want to do touristy things I want to experience life as a local" and then claim they're bored when they have to just stay indoors all day to avoid the sun and catch up with ppl at the park in the evening to insult the prime minister
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As media analyst, I absolutely despise headlines like this because it creates a false association. The reason why this car failed had nothing to do with it being an electric car. But, by adding that word into the headline, it creates anti-electric sentiment.
It's journalistically inexcusable!
It's journalistically inexcusable!
November 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
As media analyst, I absolutely despise headlines like this because it creates a false association. The reason why this car failed had nothing to do with it being an electric car. But, by adding that word into the headline, it creates anti-electric sentiment.
It's journalistically inexcusable!
It's journalistically inexcusable!
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Hello. I rarely crowdsource anything. This is not a gag. It's a genuine request. I will give you $100 human dollars (and a shoutout in a future video, if you want) if you can help me procure the following, exact item, NEW:
On Cloudrock 2 Waterproof Boots
Color: "Chalk | Eclipse"
SIZE: US 12
On Cloudrock 2 Waterproof Boots
Color: "Chalk | Eclipse"
SIZE: US 12
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Hello. I rarely crowdsource anything. This is not a gag. It's a genuine request. I will give you $100 human dollars (and a shoutout in a future video, if you want) if you can help me procure the following, exact item, NEW:
On Cloudrock 2 Waterproof Boots
Color: "Chalk | Eclipse"
SIZE: US 12
On Cloudrock 2 Waterproof Boots
Color: "Chalk | Eclipse"
SIZE: US 12
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This week, I withdrew from a speaking engagement at a public university because they sent me a list of prohibited “words & concepts.” I will not humor this censorship. It does a disservice to the stories I’m discussing & the audience, who deserve unfettered access to information & conversation.
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This week, I withdrew from a speaking engagement at a public university because they sent me a list of prohibited “words & concepts.” I will not humor this censorship. It does a disservice to the stories I’m discussing & the audience, who deserve unfettered access to information & conversation.
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Oh, also in recent movie news, I got some friends of mine to watch both the original of The Blob and the 80s version.
They liked them both! Still crowd pleasers to this day, even if the original has like 40 year olds pretending to be high schoolers.
#horrorsky #filmsky #nowwatching
They liked them both! Still crowd pleasers to this day, even if the original has like 40 year olds pretending to be high schoolers.
#horrorsky #filmsky #nowwatching
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Oh, also in recent movie news, I got some friends of mine to watch both the original of The Blob and the 80s version.
They liked them both! Still crowd pleasers to this day, even if the original has like 40 year olds pretending to be high schoolers.
#horrorsky #filmsky #nowwatching
They liked them both! Still crowd pleasers to this day, even if the original has like 40 year olds pretending to be high schoolers.
#horrorsky #filmsky #nowwatching
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Dispatch's success is well-deserved. Speaking personally, I'm happy that there's still a market and an appetite for Telltale-style games.
Hopefully this means that Season 2 will get greenlit! www.ign.com/articles/dis...
Hopefully this means that Season 2 will get greenlit! www.ign.com/articles/dis...
Dispatch, The Superhero Comedy From Former Telltale Devs, Tops 2 Million Players - IGN
Dispatch, the superhero workplace comedy from former Telltale devs, has topped two million players.
www.ign.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dispatch's success is well-deserved. Speaking personally, I'm happy that there's still a market and an appetite for Telltale-style games.
Hopefully this means that Season 2 will get greenlit! www.ign.com/articles/dis...
Hopefully this means that Season 2 will get greenlit! www.ign.com/articles/dis...
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The billionaires worked this out perfectly for themselves. We aren’t empowered as citizens to be civically engaged or vote. Our vote is highly suppressed LEGALLY. And the majority of people are struggling to the degree they can only survive day-to-day. But no matter what happens, voters get blamed.
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The billionaires worked this out perfectly for themselves. We aren’t empowered as citizens to be civically engaged or vote. Our vote is highly suppressed LEGALLY. And the majority of people are struggling to the degree they can only survive day-to-day. But no matter what happens, voters get blamed.
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so... fuuull...~
...burph...~
...burph...~
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
so... fuuull...~
...burph...~
...burph...~
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So far my main takeaway from Twin Peaks season 3 is that if I don't know what to say in a conversation I should just repeat the last two or three words the other person said
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
So far my main takeaway from Twin Peaks season 3 is that if I don't know what to say in a conversation I should just repeat the last two or three words the other person said
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Remember folks, it's never drag shows. It's always churches
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Remember folks, it's never drag shows. It's always churches
I want my wife
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I want my wife
Lies.
They were spotted in the town of Flowers, near Clayton.
They were spotted in the town of Flowers, near Clayton.
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Lies.
They were spotted in the town of Flowers, near Clayton.
They were spotted in the town of Flowers, near Clayton.
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![Comic. [Two people transferring cargo between a dock and a ship on a cart. A box has fallen off of it into the water labeled “EPIRB: Water-Activated Distress Beacons, 1600 ct”] [caption] “Hello, Coast Guard? We’d like to apologize once again for the 1,600 simultaneous false alarms this morning...”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidpifawma7njovmrjjqs75maq6ggimmrbjcfjtwhfejj65veo32pq@jpeg)
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They lied about it. All of it. A thug cop shot an unarmed woman five times without justification, boasted about it to his colleagues, and then this administration tried cover it all up by arresting her and charging her with felonies.
Absolutely incredible; after shooting Marimar Martinez 5 times and arresting her on claims that she rammed them and pulled a gun, prosecutors have now moved to dismiss ALL criminal charges against her and her codefendant.
New: the govt has moved to dismiss its assault case against Marimar Martinez and Anthony Ian Santos Ruiz, two people accused of "box[ing] in" a Border Patrol vehicle in Chicago on Oct. 4.
One agent shot Martinez, with evidence presented to the court that he later bragged about in text messages.
One agent shot Martinez, with evidence presented to the court that he later bragged about in text messages.
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
They lied about it. All of it. A thug cop shot an unarmed woman five times without justification, boasted about it to his colleagues, and then this administration tried cover it all up by arresting her and charging her with felonies.
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bluesky will not fuckin stop reminding me "You can change who interacts :) with your posts :) you can close it off to followers only :)" I AM PUBLIC USE SIT DOWN SHUT UP
November 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
bluesky will not fuckin stop reminding me "You can change who interacts :) with your posts :) you can close it off to followers only :)" I AM PUBLIC USE SIT DOWN SHUT UP
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Well, I wasn’t going to build this, but now I guess I gotta 😂 one of only two new piece of FF art Amano did for MTG, and one of my all time favorite characters, Terra Branford.
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Well, I wasn’t going to build this, but now I guess I gotta 😂 one of only two new piece of FF art Amano did for MTG, and one of my all time favorite characters, Terra Branford.
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Me: It's TDOR, a sad day. Maybe making a nice lunch and posting a picture of it will brighten it up a bit for me.
Randos: From this one picture, here's what's wrong with your lunch and also your entire diet.
Randos: From this one picture, here's what's wrong with your lunch and also your entire diet.
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Me: It's TDOR, a sad day. Maybe making a nice lunch and posting a picture of it will brighten it up a bit for me.
Randos: From this one picture, here's what's wrong with your lunch and also your entire diet.
Randos: From this one picture, here's what's wrong with your lunch and also your entire diet.
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They have enough resources to pay ICE during the shutdown and to go on a hiring spree but not enough resources to store video footage from surveillance cameras at one facility? Just like every other time they speak about anything, including in court, they are obviously lying.
ICE Says Critical Evidence In Abuse Case Was Lost In 'System Crash' a Day After It Was Sued
The government also said "we don't have resources" to retain all footage and that plaintiffs could supply "endless hard drives that we could save things to."
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
They have enough resources to pay ICE during the shutdown and to go on a hiring spree but not enough resources to store video footage from surveillance cameras at one facility? Just like every other time they speak about anything, including in court, they are obviously lying.
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In an unhinged dissent in our Texas redistricting victory, a GOP appointed judge seems to believe that George Soros and I did...well, I'm not sure what...but he is very mad. Bigly.
November 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
In an unhinged dissent in our Texas redistricting victory, a GOP appointed judge seems to believe that George Soros and I did...well, I'm not sure what...but he is very mad. Bigly.
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The president having a full fledged meltdown hours after the epstein bill hit his desk is surely just a coincidence
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The president having a full fledged meltdown hours after the epstein bill hit his desk is surely just a coincidence
Becoming a faerie via promotion at work in your telephone customer support job.
Could easily be some kind of of Fairest, Darkling, Wizened, or even Elemental such as a Manakin.
Or even a Promise Sworn, fae-Touched if they’re just human enough.
Could easily be some kind of of Fairest, Darkling, Wizened, or even Elemental such as a Manakin.
Or even a Promise Sworn, fae-Touched if they’re just human enough.
I want to make a changeling: the lost character but it’s basically the character from Home Safety Hotline.
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Becoming a faerie via promotion at work in your telephone customer support job.
Could easily be some kind of of Fairest, Darkling, Wizened, or even Elemental such as a Manakin.
Or even a Promise Sworn, fae-Touched if they’re just human enough.
Could easily be some kind of of Fairest, Darkling, Wizened, or even Elemental such as a Manakin.
Or even a Promise Sworn, fae-Touched if they’re just human enough.
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The government has apparently retained an essentially unknown IT firm registered to a house in Illinois with virtually no online presence to assist it in trying to recover the footage
![“We tried to engage with the government through our IT specialist, and we hired a video forensic specialist,” Solotorovsky said. He added that the government specialist they spoke to “didn’t really know anything beyond the basic specifications of the system. He wasn’t able to answer any questions about preservation or attempts to recover the data.” He said that the government eventually put him in touch with “a person who ostensibly was involved in those events [attempting to recover the data], and it was kind of a no-name LLC called Five by Five Management that appears to be based out of a house in Carol Stream. We were told they were on site and involved with the system when the October 20 to 30 data was lost, but nobody has told us that Five By Five Management or anyone else has been trying to recover the data, and also very importantly things like system logs, administrator logs, event logs, data in the system that may show changes to settings or configurations or deletion events or people accessing the system at important times.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cjfcz3t36f6nrprarkhkycxo/bafkreidj4p45uoem2o7cuddjwsjq6uxgiv4tqqg3jugc2n4qzf54omypfu@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The government has apparently retained an essentially unknown IT firm registered to a house in Illinois with virtually no online presence to assist it in trying to recover the footage
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Feds now claim a "system crash" that happened immediately after ICE was sued is the reason why 10 days of footage from inside the Broadview Detention Center has been lost.
Unreal hearing on this earlier:
www.404media.co/ice-says-cri...
Unreal hearing on this earlier:
www.404media.co/ice-says-cri...
ICE Says Critical Evidence In Abuse Case Was Lost In 'System Crash' a Day After It Was Sued
The government also said "we don't have resources" to retain all footage and that plaintiffs could supply "endless hard drives that we could save things to."
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Feds now claim a "system crash" that happened immediately after ICE was sued is the reason why 10 days of footage from inside the Broadview Detention Center has been lost.
Unreal hearing on this earlier:
www.404media.co/ice-says-cri...
Unreal hearing on this earlier:
www.404media.co/ice-says-cri...