Elliot Wengler
@wengle.bsky.social
Comedian (Malcolm Hardee Awards Comic Originality Nominee 2024, Jokémon, gigging mostly in Bucks, Berks, Oxford, London and the Midlands)
Writer (https://incompleteguide.substack.com)
Hobbies include cinema and badminton
Writer (https://incompleteguide.substack.com)
Hobbies include cinema and badminton
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They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
April 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
Has Marine Le Pen tried not committing crimes???
March 31, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Has Marine Le Pen tried not committing crimes???
Jeffrey Goldberg on why he stayed in that group chat with the Trump administration officials
March 25, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Jeffrey Goldberg on why he stayed in that group chat with the Trump administration officials
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I think this is the closest many of us have ever got to seeing the real Trump. The only consistent thread in his entire unhinged rant was the love & praise for Vladimir Putin. Zelensky has more courage & dignity in his little finger than every member of Trump's regime & fan club combined.
February 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I think this is the closest many of us have ever got to seeing the real Trump. The only consistent thread in his entire unhinged rant was the love & praise for Vladimir Putin. Zelensky has more courage & dignity in his little finger than every member of Trump's regime & fan club combined.
To the person three desks over listening to the Wii Fit soundtrack whilst working... Hello!!
February 26, 2025 at 11:28 AM
To the person three desks over listening to the Wii Fit soundtrack whilst working... Hello!!
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WELL IN THIS HOUSE we break our fiscal rules when the world order has shifted beyond comprehension and our country is facing a series of crises that could irrevocably destroy our communities, workforce and economy
February 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
WELL IN THIS HOUSE we break our fiscal rules when the world order has shifted beyond comprehension and our country is facing a series of crises that could irrevocably destroy our communities, workforce and economy
Enjoyed the hell out of Companion. Such an exciting film!
February 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Enjoyed the hell out of Companion. Such an exciting film!
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Civilization has collapsed
Do Britons prefer salted or unsalted caramel?
Salted caramel: 46%
Unsalted caramel: 28%
Don't like caramel: 15%
yougov.co.uk/topics/consu...
Salted caramel: 46%
Unsalted caramel: 28%
Don't like caramel: 15%
yougov.co.uk/topics/consu...
February 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Civilization has collapsed
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Make real wage growth unremarkable again
February 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Make real wage growth unremarkable again
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The Labour government says it has delivered over two million extra NHS appointments - including for chemotherapy, radiotherapy, endoscopy, and diagnostic tests -seven months early.
This gov has got many things wrong, but in this crucial area it appears to be making real progress.
This gov has got many things wrong, but in this crucial area it appears to be making real progress.
February 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The Labour government says it has delivered over two million extra NHS appointments - including for chemotherapy, radiotherapy, endoscopy, and diagnostic tests -seven months early.
This gov has got many things wrong, but in this crucial area it appears to be making real progress.
This gov has got many things wrong, but in this crucial area it appears to be making real progress.
Happy Valentines Day even to the haters and losers!
February 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Happy Valentines Day even to the haters and losers!
So many open mic comedians are going to be on this
Channel 4 have also just announced a show called Virgin Island, a new reality show where they put virgins on an island.
February 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
So many open mic comedians are going to be on this
I don't remember the right wing press going ape shit when the literal prime minister joked that it was fine if the pensioners died but sure Angela Rayner made a joke in a WhatsApp group let's riot
February 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I don't remember the right wing press going ape shit when the literal prime minister joked that it was fine if the pensioners died but sure Angela Rayner made a joke in a WhatsApp group let's riot
Imagine thinking that Ian Dunt's opinion matters
February 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Imagine thinking that Ian Dunt's opinion matters
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Me, sobbing: You can’t just describe anything you dislike as socialism.
Kemi Badenoch, pointing at the Rise of Skywalker: Socialism.
Kemi Badenoch, pointing at the Rise of Skywalker: Socialism.
February 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Me, sobbing: You can’t just describe anything you dislike as socialism.
Kemi Badenoch, pointing at the Rise of Skywalker: Socialism.
Kemi Badenoch, pointing at the Rise of Skywalker: Socialism.
Even by Badenoch's sewage-level standards, this is POOR.
February 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Even by Badenoch's sewage-level standards, this is POOR.
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What you are seeing this morning over the refugee decision is Labour alienating and offending its remaining liberal supporters without bringing any new voters onside.
February 12, 2025 at 8:17 AM
What you are seeing this morning over the refugee decision is Labour alienating and offending its remaining liberal supporters without bringing any new voters onside.
'beans are not woke, how could I do this' will live with me forever
February 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
'beans are not woke, how could I do this' will live with me forever
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It takes two to lie--one to lie and one to listen.
February 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
It takes two to lie--one to lie and one to listen.
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“You were ONLY supposed to be RACIST”
February 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
“You were ONLY supposed to be RACIST”
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Reminder that Trump can commit virtually any crime as president right now and be protected by the Supreme Court's immunity decision. No incentive to follow the law - he can openly tell people to violate it and promise to pardon them from federal charges.
February 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Reminder that Trump can commit virtually any crime as president right now and be protected by the Supreme Court's immunity decision. No incentive to follow the law - he can openly tell people to violate it and promise to pardon them from federal charges.
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Really concerned to hear the Prince Charles Cinema is under threat due to its lease arrangements.
The Prince Charles Cinema is a much loved cultural space for Londoners.
I will be writing to Criterion urging them to meet with me and PCC to reconsider.
princecharlescinema.com/savethepcc/
The Prince Charles Cinema is a much loved cultural space for Londoners.
I will be writing to Criterion urging them to meet with me and PCC to reconsider.
princecharlescinema.com/savethepcc/
January 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Really concerned to hear the Prince Charles Cinema is under threat due to its lease arrangements.
The Prince Charles Cinema is a much loved cultural space for Londoners.
I will be writing to Criterion urging them to meet with me and PCC to reconsider.
princecharlescinema.com/savethepcc/
The Prince Charles Cinema is a much loved cultural space for Londoners.
I will be writing to Criterion urging them to meet with me and PCC to reconsider.
princecharlescinema.com/savethepcc/