brandon
@welostbrandon.bsky.social
soccer enthusiast. topo chico advocate
girlfriend and mom are in here pointing out plot holes in home alone, i need an old fashioned for this
December 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
girlfriend and mom are in here pointing out plot holes in home alone, i need an old fashioned for this
let’s listen to the wealthiest people in the country debate affordability for the millions of people they couldn’t care less about!
December 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
let’s listen to the wealthiest people in the country debate affordability for the millions of people they couldn’t care less about!
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Out of curiosity why would we want e-bikes to go over 20mph??
December 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Out of curiosity why would we want e-bikes to go over 20mph??
you can move around the grocery store without taking the cart with you everywhere, i’m not sure everyone knows this
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
you can move around the grocery store without taking the cart with you everywhere, i’m not sure everyone knows this
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Oh, so now it’s a crime to bring your whole self to work
So apparently my company can't remove the guy cooking his beets and tuna in the air fryer. People have picked up and moved their desks because of it. One guy said he was at his desk seasoning chicken breasts.
People are livid.
People are livid.
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Oh, so now it’s a crime to bring your whole self to work
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Adds something to my bookmarks knowing full well that I will never see it again
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Adds something to my bookmarks knowing full well that I will never see it again
i feel like a toddler with this entertainment screen in the backseat of an uber. i’m not opposed but it is infantilizing
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i feel like a toddler with this entertainment screen in the backseat of an uber. i’m not opposed but it is infantilizing
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Two more weeks before these bad boys make their appearances across the nation
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Two more weeks before these bad boys make their appearances across the nation
tarte tatin experiments
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
tarte tatin experiments
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My momma bestie is my auntie
My auntie friend that go to her church is also my auntie
My 75 year old cousin... is also my auntie
"Auntie" is what happens when you understand the expansive proposition of family
"That's not your aunt" is what happens when you live outside of restorative community
My auntie friend that go to her church is also my auntie
My 75 year old cousin... is also my auntie
"Auntie" is what happens when you understand the expansive proposition of family
"That's not your aunt" is what happens when you live outside of restorative community
October 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My momma bestie is my auntie
My auntie friend that go to her church is also my auntie
My 75 year old cousin... is also my auntie
"Auntie" is what happens when you understand the expansive proposition of family
"That's not your aunt" is what happens when you live outside of restorative community
My auntie friend that go to her church is also my auntie
My 75 year old cousin... is also my auntie
"Auntie" is what happens when you understand the expansive proposition of family
"That's not your aunt" is what happens when you live outside of restorative community
banksy did the louvre heist
October 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
banksy did the louvre heist
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If you never return the shopping carts to the corral, I will consider you an asshole of the highest order
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
If you never return the shopping carts to the corral, I will consider you an asshole of the highest order
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Cartoon network kids most likely grew up with depression but amazing sense of humor
Disney Kids have terrible main character syndrome and were most likely theatre kids who grew up to be obsessed with musicals
Nickelodeon Kids most likely got some type of arrest record and a more than 1 BM/BD
Disney Kids have terrible main character syndrome and were most likely theatre kids who grew up to be obsessed with musicals
Nickelodeon Kids most likely got some type of arrest record and a more than 1 BM/BD
October 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Cartoon network kids most likely grew up with depression but amazing sense of humor
Disney Kids have terrible main character syndrome and were most likely theatre kids who grew up to be obsessed with musicals
Nickelodeon Kids most likely got some type of arrest record and a more than 1 BM/BD
Disney Kids have terrible main character syndrome and were most likely theatre kids who grew up to be obsessed with musicals
Nickelodeon Kids most likely got some type of arrest record and a more than 1 BM/BD
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a drinking establishment for introverts and call it a Speak-easier.
October 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
a drinking establishment for introverts and call it a Speak-easier.
in the wendy’s drive thru on a single speed
October 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
in the wendy’s drive thru on a single speed
i will never understand people walking up escalators. getting taken from one place to another with no effort is one of the highlights of my day
October 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
i will never understand people walking up escalators. getting taken from one place to another with no effort is one of the highlights of my day
NxWorries last night now sitting comfortably atop my favorite concert of the year list
September 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
NxWorries last night now sitting comfortably atop my favorite concert of the year list
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Really enjoyed this Articles of Interest episode on the history of zippers. IMO, this is the best clothing-related podcast. Smart, but accessible, and very engaging. New season coming Oct 22nd on how the military and outdoor industry shape what we wear.
www.articlesofinterest.co/podcast/epis...
www.articlesofinterest.co/podcast/epis...
EPISODES | Articles Of Interest
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September 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Really enjoyed this Articles of Interest episode on the history of zippers. IMO, this is the best clothing-related podcast. Smart, but accessible, and very engaging. New season coming Oct 22nd on how the military and outdoor industry shape what we wear.
www.articlesofinterest.co/podcast/epis...
www.articlesofinterest.co/podcast/epis...
no one is focusing on the most important issue about cracker barrel, which is the fact that the food is not great
August 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
no one is focusing on the most important issue about cracker barrel, which is the fact that the food is not great
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At this point my retirement plan is spontaneous combustion.
August 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
At this point my retirement plan is spontaneous combustion.
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Jesus after coming back to Earth:
very late to this but WOW, Sinners
August 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Jesus after coming back to Earth:
pulling a no-look reverse in the middle of a main costco aisle is an egregious maneuver at any time of day. people amaze me everyday in this place
August 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
pulling a no-look reverse in the middle of a main costco aisle is an egregious maneuver at any time of day. people amaze me everyday in this place
every few years i have a bowl of cereal and i have a renewed sense of joy in life
August 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
every few years i have a bowl of cereal and i have a renewed sense of joy in life
“skip intro” button not staying around long enough for me to locate the remote and… skip the intro. episode after episode. when will it end
July 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
“skip intro” button not staying around long enough for me to locate the remote and… skip the intro. episode after episode. when will it end
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I find my cat annoying because she spends all day screaming, yowling, and begging for a pinch of Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend, but one day no one in this home will scream, yowl, or beg for Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend and I will be sad
July 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I find my cat annoying because she spends all day screaming, yowling, and begging for a pinch of Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend, but one day no one in this home will scream, yowl, or beg for Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend and I will be sad