bird sorcerer
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it's pretty rare for ethnic caricatures from the mid century to age well, but the pink panther mostly makes fun of the french. this is, of course, always good
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
it's pretty rare for ethnic caricatures from the mid century to age well, but the pink panther mostly makes fun of the french. this is, of course, always good
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🔭 Comet Lemmon and the Milky Way
Image Credit & Copyright: Lin Zixuan linzx23 at mails.tsinghua.edu dot cn) (Tsinghua U.)
apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap25112...
Image Credit & Copyright: Lin Zixuan linzx23 at mails.tsinghua.edu dot cn) (Tsinghua U.)
apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap25112...
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
🔭 Comet Lemmon and the Milky Way
Image Credit & Copyright: Lin Zixuan linzx23 at mails.tsinghua.edu dot cn) (Tsinghua U.)
apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap25112...
Image Credit & Copyright: Lin Zixuan linzx23 at mails.tsinghua.edu dot cn) (Tsinghua U.)
apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap25112...
mamdani is really changing public perception of nyc. instead of warning me about the dangers of the subway, my suburban mom is now asking me how mamdani is doing as if i am his personal confidante
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
mamdani is really changing public perception of nyc. instead of warning me about the dangers of the subway, my suburban mom is now asking me how mamdani is doing as if i am his personal confidante
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Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸
im becoming a mf that stocks up on their fav underwear every black friday
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
im becoming a mf that stocks up on their fav underwear every black friday
receiving an iphone-compressed explicit video got me like ohhh baby your flesh toned shapes 🥵 your pixels and artifacts 🥵🥵
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
receiving an iphone-compressed explicit video got me like ohhh baby your flesh toned shapes 🥵 your pixels and artifacts 🥵🥵
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As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
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November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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the problem with having short hair is constantly thinking "maybe I'll grow it out"
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
the problem with having short hair is constantly thinking "maybe I'll grow it out"
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A pair of American Goldfinches for today's #BirdOfTheDay theme of #Mr&Mrs.
#Birds #Birding #Wildlife #Nature #Photography #Animals #PhotographersUnited #EastCoastKin
#Birds #Birding #Wildlife #Nature #Photography #Animals #PhotographersUnited #EastCoastKin
November 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
A pair of American Goldfinches for today's #BirdOfTheDay theme of #Mr&Mrs.
#Birds #Birding #Wildlife #Nature #Photography #Animals #PhotographersUnited #EastCoastKin
#Birds #Birding #Wildlife #Nature #Photography #Animals #PhotographersUnited #EastCoastKin
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Black FriYAY shopping — Some things that are in stock and ready to ship in my store. I’ll try to post items every few days! melikecarr.com/shop
#blackfriday #sale #handmade #art #shopsmall #pottery
#blackfriday #sale #handmade #art #shopsmall #pottery
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Black FriYAY shopping — Some things that are in stock and ready to ship in my store. I’ll try to post items every few days! melikecarr.com/shop
#blackfriday #sale #handmade #art #shopsmall #pottery
#blackfriday #sale #handmade #art #shopsmall #pottery
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Finally found some time to work on personal stuff.
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Finally found some time to work on personal stuff.
fuck a web browser. i have the website faxed to me, assemble a binder, and flip through stuff page by page
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
fuck a web browser. i have the website faxed to me, assemble a binder, and flip through stuff page by page
repost this 👉 if ur a sexy lil freak 😛 that loves to guzzle guzzle 👄 that room temperature tap water 💦 💦
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
repost this 👉 if ur a sexy lil freak 😛 that loves to guzzle guzzle 👄 that room temperature tap water 💦 💦
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A young merchants daughter asked her father to gift her the feather of Finist the Falcon; a magical feather which brought the man-falcon to her, and the pair fell in love. The girl's elder sisters grew jealous of her. They placed knives in her window so that when he flew to meet her, he would be cut
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
A young merchants daughter asked her father to gift her the feather of Finist the Falcon; a magical feather which brought the man-falcon to her, and the pair fell in love. The girl's elder sisters grew jealous of her. They placed knives in her window so that when he flew to meet her, he would be cut
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funniest possible outcome
Stunning moment:
Mamdani is asked if he still considers Trump a fascist.
As he begins answering, Trump, while slapping Mamdani on the arm, interrupts: "Just say yes, I don't mind."
Mamdani is asked if he still considers Trump a fascist.
As he begins answering, Trump, while slapping Mamdani on the arm, interrupts: "Just say yes, I don't mind."
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
funniest possible outcome
smart features have been around for years and have been reading your data that whole time.
this lack of education is, unfortunately, a direct result of UX and marketing decisions: at some point, tech decided it's not important for a user to understand what they're doing.
this lack of education is, unfortunately, a direct result of UX and marketing decisions: at some point, tech decided it's not important for a user to understand what they're doing.
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
smart features have been around for years and have been reading your data that whole time.
this lack of education is, unfortunately, a direct result of UX and marketing decisions: at some point, tech decided it's not important for a user to understand what they're doing.
this lack of education is, unfortunately, a direct result of UX and marketing decisions: at some point, tech decided it's not important for a user to understand what they're doing.
thinking about the time a man said that spending time with me was a carnal pleasure, and somehow also denied wanting to sleep with me
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
thinking about the time a man said that spending time with me was a carnal pleasure, and somehow also denied wanting to sleep with me
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The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.
May 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.