Weeble Weeble
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"I want to live in the future of Star Trek, where money is a thing of the past, because I hate money." - Me, when I want to get fast food but should cook at home.
Nerd. Writer. Husband. Dad.
Nerd. Writer. Husband. Dad.
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scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black
Thank goodness. I was gonna be so pissed if I got raptured today. Heathen-ness confirmed. Whew.
September 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Thank goodness. I was gonna be so pissed if I got raptured today. Heathen-ness confirmed. Whew.
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In the bookshop this morning:
PARENTS: “Okay, we’re leaving now.”
CHILD: *pulls another book from the shelf and sits down *
CHILD: “Then I guess this is goodbye.”
PARENTS: “Okay, we’re leaving now.”
CHILD: *pulls another book from the shelf and sits down *
CHILD: “Then I guess this is goodbye.”
August 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
In the bookshop this morning:
PARENTS: “Okay, we’re leaving now.”
CHILD: *pulls another book from the shelf and sits down *
CHILD: “Then I guess this is goodbye.”
PARENTS: “Okay, we’re leaving now.”
CHILD: *pulls another book from the shelf and sits down *
CHILD: “Then I guess this is goodbye.”
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Berman: Was the President right about the polling?
Enten: No. If we are comparing him to other presidents at this point in their presidencies, he is the second lowest on record compared only to himself.
Enten: No. If we are comparing him to other presidents at this point in their presidencies, he is the second lowest on record compared only to himself.
August 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Berman: Was the President right about the polling?
Enten: No. If we are comparing him to other presidents at this point in their presidencies, he is the second lowest on record compared only to himself.
Enten: No. If we are comparing him to other presidents at this point in their presidencies, he is the second lowest on record compared only to himself.
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Pope Al Dente Lasagna
regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope
February 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Pope Al Dente Lasagna
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Last night I attended the Save Our Services rally in New York City. Listen to Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) fighting for people & federal workers:
“Every day our job is to wake up and say ‘what can I do today?’ — There is no act too small. Every action matters.”
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“Every day our job is to wake up and say ‘what can I do today?’ — There is no act too small. Every action matters.”
@aoc.bsky.social
February 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Last night I attended the Save Our Services rally in New York City. Listen to Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) fighting for people & federal workers:
“Every day our job is to wake up and say ‘what can I do today?’ — There is no act too small. Every action matters.”
@aoc.bsky.social
“Every day our job is to wake up and say ‘what can I do today?’ — There is no act too small. Every action matters.”
@aoc.bsky.social
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I am going to be so pissed if--after everything--I do, in fact, die of dysentery.
February 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I am going to be so pissed if--after everything--I do, in fact, die of dysentery.
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Kristi Noem: ‘We can't trust the government anymore.”
Dana: “You are the government.”
“Yes, that’s what I’m saying.” 🥴
Dana: “You are the government.”
“Yes, that’s what I’m saying.” 🥴
February 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Kristi Noem: ‘We can't trust the government anymore.”
Dana: “You are the government.”
“Yes, that’s what I’m saying.” 🥴
Dana: “You are the government.”
“Yes, that’s what I’m saying.” 🥴
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Trump Asks Which One The Ball theonion.com/trump-a...
February 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Trump Asks Which One The Ball theonion.com/trump-a...
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JD Vance was owned hard over his excusing of the anti-Indian racist on DOGE, Marko Elez.
February 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
JD Vance was owned hard over his excusing of the anti-Indian racist on DOGE, Marko Elez.
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February 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Well, that was predictable.
January 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Well, that was predictable.
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Melania looks like a combination of the Babadook and the Quaker Oats man
January 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Melania looks like a combination of the Babadook and the Quaker Oats man
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January 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Form meets function
January 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Form meets function
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Okay, everyone, you know the drill: we watch out for one another and keep fighting until we can't fight any more.
Good luck to us all.
Good luck to us all.
a man is holding a bottle of liquid in front of a row of tubes
ALT: a man is holding a bottle of liquid in front of a row of tubes
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January 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Okay, everyone, you know the drill: we watch out for one another and keep fighting until we can't fight any more.
Good luck to us all.
Good luck to us all.
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