Vows On The Tyne
@wedwithpaul.bsky.social
Newcastle fan and Humanist wedding celebrant. Champion of social equality and Magpie by passion, celebrant by trade. I make sure your big day hits the back of the net.
Said this a month ago... just call me Nostradamus.
PIF's much vaunted 'process' will be continue to be the undoing of #NUFC's transfer plans. Signoff on bids, wages, agent fees etc all happens at a glacially slow pace.
It's not fit for the dynamic nature of the transfer window. More frustration ahead, I suspect.
It's not fit for the dynamic nature of the transfer window. More frustration ahead, I suspect.
July 11, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Said this a month ago... just call me Nostradamus.
Is today we finally get news of a transfer breakthrough at #nufc?
It's a question I've asked myself repeatedly over the last 5 weeks, but hopefully things seem to be lining up now. Or am I delusional!!?
It's a question I've asked myself repeatedly over the last 5 weeks, but hopefully things seem to be lining up now. Or am I delusional!!?
July 7, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Is today we finally get news of a transfer breakthrough at #nufc?
It's a question I've asked myself repeatedly over the last 5 weeks, but hopefully things seem to be lining up now. Or am I delusional!!?
It's a question I've asked myself repeatedly over the last 5 weeks, but hopefully things seem to be lining up now. Or am I delusional!!?
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Alexander Isak is a refugee, parents from Eritrea, went to Sweden.
Personally know a good number of NUFC supporters who follow the usual ill informed drivel, still cheer his goals though.
Personally know a good number of NUFC supporters who follow the usual ill informed drivel, still cheer his goals though.
June 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Alexander Isak is a refugee, parents from Eritrea, went to Sweden.
Personally know a good number of NUFC supporters who follow the usual ill informed drivel, still cheer his goals though.
Personally know a good number of NUFC supporters who follow the usual ill informed drivel, still cheer his goals though.
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I reckon #nufc should introduce player purchases based on social media popularity. Obviously, we’d have a squad of complete misfits and be insolvent but it would be fun for 48 hours.
June 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I reckon #nufc should introduce player purchases based on social media popularity. Obviously, we’d have a squad of complete misfits and be insolvent but it would be fun for 48 hours.
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Chelsea every single transfer window:
June 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Chelsea every single transfer window:
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So if ure not keeping track of how the Crayola Right work:
- the rich are not actually leaving UK in droves
- VAT on priv schools didnt actually lead to an exodus to State Schools
- 2-Tier Policing isnt actually a thing
But how many Telegraph, LBC & Question Time segments were put out about them?
- the rich are not actually leaving UK in droves
- VAT on priv schools didnt actually lead to an exodus to State Schools
- 2-Tier Policing isnt actually a thing
But how many Telegraph, LBC & Question Time segments were put out about them?
June 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
So if ure not keeping track of how the Crayola Right work:
- the rich are not actually leaving UK in droves
- VAT on priv schools didnt actually lead to an exodus to State Schools
- 2-Tier Policing isnt actually a thing
But how many Telegraph, LBC & Question Time segments were put out about them?
- the rich are not actually leaving UK in droves
- VAT on priv schools didnt actually lead to an exodus to State Schools
- 2-Tier Policing isnt actually a thing
But how many Telegraph, LBC & Question Time segments were put out about them?
PIF's much vaunted 'process' will be continue to be the undoing of #NUFC's transfer plans. Signoff on bids, wages, agent fees etc all happens at a glacially slow pace.
It's not fit for the dynamic nature of the transfer window. More frustration ahead, I suspect.
It's not fit for the dynamic nature of the transfer window. More frustration ahead, I suspect.
June 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
PIF's much vaunted 'process' will be continue to be the undoing of #NUFC's transfer plans. Signoff on bids, wages, agent fees etc all happens at a glacially slow pace.
It's not fit for the dynamic nature of the transfer window. More frustration ahead, I suspect.
It's not fit for the dynamic nature of the transfer window. More frustration ahead, I suspect.
AG rocking an Alice Band giving Andreas Andersson vibes here. Hopefully that's where the comparison ends.
June 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
AG rocking an Alice Band giving Andreas Andersson vibes here. Hopefully that's where the comparison ends.
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Since Kemi Badenoch has announced a review of our membership of the European Convention on Human Rights, it's time to share this. What have human rights ever done for us?
youtu.be/ptfmAY6M6aA?...
youtu.be/ptfmAY6M6aA?...
Patrick Stewart sketch: what has the ECHR ever done for us?
YouTube video by The Guardian
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June 5, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Since Kemi Badenoch has announced a review of our membership of the European Convention on Human Rights, it's time to share this. What have human rights ever done for us?
youtu.be/ptfmAY6M6aA?...
youtu.be/ptfmAY6M6aA?...
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Incredible. Scientists have created artificial blood that works for any blood type – and lasts years. A future with fewer shortages, faster responses, and more lives saved may be within reach. Medical science at its most awe-inspiring.
www.tokyoweekender.com/entertainmen...
www.tokyoweekender.com/entertainmen...
Japanese Scientists Develop Artificial Blood
Japanese scientists have developed a new type of artificial blood that can be used in patients of any blood type.
www.tokyoweekender.com
June 2, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Incredible. Scientists have created artificial blood that works for any blood type – and lasts years. A future with fewer shortages, faster responses, and more lives saved may be within reach. Medical science at its most awe-inspiring.
www.tokyoweekender.com/entertainmen...
www.tokyoweekender.com/entertainmen...
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Says the man who gave us the biggest tax burden since the War, highest ever national debt, largest fall in living standards on record and committed the biggest act of self-harm in our history with Brexit. Time to shut the fuck up you shambling oaf.
May 31, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Says the man who gave us the biggest tax burden since the War, highest ever national debt, largest fall in living standards on record and committed the biggest act of self-harm in our history with Brexit. Time to shut the fuck up you shambling oaf.
This x a million
PLEASE read this one. Kinda required reading. If you agree, which I hope you do, print in color and magnetically attach to your refrigerator. It is marvelous and very clear to all who visit: this is what we stand for. PERIOD.
May 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This x a million
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Farage right now out in the press...
Singing his same old tired song...
Singing his same old tired song...
May 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Farage right now out in the press...
Singing his same old tired song...
Singing his same old tired song...
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Reform is a Limited Company
Farage owns 53%
It was formed in 2019 to push for a “no-deal Brexit”
It wants to reintroduce the Liz Truss budget
It wants to privatise the NHS
& invest in fossil fuels
Close the BBC
& break International law
It’s a scam
Please retweet widely
Farage owns 53%
It was formed in 2019 to push for a “no-deal Brexit”
It wants to reintroduce the Liz Truss budget
It wants to privatise the NHS
& invest in fossil fuels
Close the BBC
& break International law
It’s a scam
Please retweet widely
May 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Reform is a Limited Company
Farage owns 53%
It was formed in 2019 to push for a “no-deal Brexit”
It wants to reintroduce the Liz Truss budget
It wants to privatise the NHS
& invest in fossil fuels
Close the BBC
& break International law
It’s a scam
Please retweet widely
Farage owns 53%
It was formed in 2019 to push for a “no-deal Brexit”
It wants to reintroduce the Liz Truss budget
It wants to privatise the NHS
& invest in fossil fuels
Close the BBC
& break International law
It’s a scam
Please retweet widely
...and proud.
For an alternative take, see Kathy Burke's quote.
For an alternative take, see Kathy Burke's quote.
May 4, 2025 at 9:52 AM
...and proud.
For an alternative take, see Kathy Burke's quote.
For an alternative take, see Kathy Burke's quote.
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Christopher Hitchens on Christianity.
May 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Christopher Hitchens on Christianity.
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You’re telling me that right wing voters that Labour was trying to appeal to voted for a right wing party anyway and left wing voters decided not to vote for Labour because they’re too right wing now? Who could have possibly predicted this.
May 2, 2025 at 7:07 AM
You’re telling me that right wing voters that Labour was trying to appeal to voted for a right wing party anyway and left wing voters decided not to vote for Labour because they’re too right wing now? Who could have possibly predicted this.
The situation with the new Metro trains being withdrawn due to a technical error is a bit farcical, especially following already long delays to their introduction. You'd think Nexus & the manufacturers Stadler would be red faced - but probably not.
April 26, 2025 at 10:59 AM
The situation with the new Metro trains being withdrawn due to a technical error is a bit farcical, especially following already long delays to their introduction. You'd think Nexus & the manufacturers Stadler would be red faced - but probably not.
April 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
So while you lovely lot have been munching on chocolate eggs, I've been grafting.
Well, when I say grafting, it was a totally lush wedding for Natalie & Richard at the epic Langley Castle.
Epic venue, fab couple, amazing wedding!
Well, when I say grafting, it was a totally lush wedding for Natalie & Richard at the epic Langley Castle.
Epic venue, fab couple, amazing wedding!
April 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
So while you lovely lot have been munching on chocolate eggs, I've been grafting.
Well, when I say grafting, it was a totally lush wedding for Natalie & Richard at the epic Langley Castle.
Epic venue, fab couple, amazing wedding!
Well, when I say grafting, it was a totally lush wedding for Natalie & Richard at the epic Langley Castle.
Epic venue, fab couple, amazing wedding!
Reckon Barnes starting tonight means that the plan is for Gordon to get the last 20 mins ready to start at Villa. Rotation and competition for places up front (Isak excepted) is the key.
AG will be keen as mustard to win back his starting role, HB just as eager to fend him off.
#nufc
AG will be keen as mustard to win back his starting role, HB just as eager to fend him off.
#nufc
April 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Reckon Barnes starting tonight means that the plan is for Gordon to get the last 20 mins ready to start at Villa. Rotation and competition for places up front (Isak excepted) is the key.
AG will be keen as mustard to win back his starting role, HB just as eager to fend him off.
#nufc
AG will be keen as mustard to win back his starting role, HB just as eager to fend him off.
#nufc