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Mike Guberski
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blueribbs.bsky.social
gooey on da hydra
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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antlervel.vet
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:

- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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eyepatchwolf.bsky.social
Bad news everyone.

I'm a published author.
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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darkside-ashley.bsky.social
go ahead and destroy the financial district Pac-Man. make the people happy
baronduki.bsky.social jake @baronduki.bsky.social · 3d
There’s something so cozy about PAC-MAN’s design.
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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dragonladyad.bsky.social
Girl flashing her boobs to get like a discount on something
“Ma’am, I’m gay”
“Oh uh”
Whips out her gock
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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tiredgaynomad.bsky.social
Finally started watching “The Pitt” yesterday and didn’t stop for 9 whole episodes. Heart racing. Eyes watering. This is peak television. It’s like season 1 of The Bear, but in a hospital and without any weird romantic subplots.
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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eyepatchwolf.bsky.social
happy thanks
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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coelasquid.bsky.social
Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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davidcayjohnston.bsky.social
The latest evidence that America is becoming a land of idiots:
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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cybershell.bsky.social
There was a reference to the word "pwned" in the new Knives Out movie and it made me sad kids today don't say "you got pwned" anymore, they just say shit like "unc is washed" or "sixty seven" then steal your wallet.
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: An old, grey haired, mostly bald version of Shen is laying in bed, in a residential room, with a nightstand with a lamp on top and wooden flooring. There's a man with similar hair to him laying his hand upon the old Shen's. Old Shen says "Son ... I can feel myself passing ..." Panel 2: Closeup of the son's hand resting on old Shen's. Old Shen continues, "My ... final request ... is ..." Panel 3: Closeup of old Shen, opening his eyes slightly. "Please make a 3D model of me ... a-and ... COUGH ... make it do gay little anime dances on a screen at the funeral." Panel 4: Old Shen, resting contently in an open casket, and above him is a screen and two speakers, the screen showing him doing a gay little anime dance, and the speakers playing presumably the anime music he's dancing to. Two wake-goers are there looking at it.
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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shadowtodd.bsky.social
I just accidentally hit play on a song on Spotify, hit "back" and it returned me to the song I had been playing.

YouTube now has a button that allows you to remove the suggestions that pop up before the end of the video.

platforms improving the user experience! Can't remember the last time
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
Dee on Twitter writes: "I don't understand what unmarried women are expected to do. Just coast through life, hoping someone will feed and clothe them forever? Or are they allowed to work, but only in a minimum wage job that requires no schooling? Not everyone can just stay with their parents forever." Defiant Baptist retweets her and writes: "A high value man would much rather marry a sweet girl that works at a coffee shop than a boss babe CEO type that sees herself as his equal or superior. That's just a fact. She should stay at home under her father's roof and focus on attracting such a man." This is part of a long convo chain about women who go to college and grad school, build careers, and buy a home. Defiant Baptist notes that this makes women unattractive to "high value men."
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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ohrobin.bsky.social
happy thanksgiving
A post on r/askdocs Boredom and curiosity led to alcohol in the rectum. Concerning ongoing effects.
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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shenpai.gay
I think I just peeped the horror during the kirby stream. Chat started to tell me the lore and I could feel my maddness meter just gradually go up
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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bashido.bsky.social
I give you the beef rib at Sanders BBQ in Berverly, Illinois. Diet coke for scale.🤤
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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giantrobotfm.bsky.social
no one:

yoshiyuki tomino:
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
United States Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy is seen wearing a blue suit, white shirt, and tan shoes. He's shaking hands with someone in a black outfit. A close up of his shoes show weird stitching on the side. They look like they're the first shoes ever made in history.
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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cherriicola.bsky.social
JUST WIN THE RACE
JUST WIN THE RACE
JUST WIN
JUST WIN
JUST WIN THE RACE
Warp Star in Kirby Air Riders customised to look like Dr. Robotnik as he appears in the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon.
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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theonion.com
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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interestingmtg.bsky.social
Your cards when you keep a two-land hand, then proceed to not draw lands:
A screenshot from Final Fantasy Tactics on the original Playstation. Delita, here identified only as Knight says, "Tough...Don't blame us. Blame yourself or God."
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM