Dylan not-Efron
@tiredgaynomad.bsky.social
📍Philly, but I travel often.
I famously hate writing bios.
I famously hate writing bios.
I should see it coming but I’m always a bit shocked when the lusty days of summer leave my body and get replaced by the desire to eat soup on the couch while I watch a movie next to a man with kind eyes.
November 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I should see it coming but I’m always a bit shocked when the lusty days of summer leave my body and get replaced by the desire to eat soup on the couch while I watch a movie next to a man with kind eyes.
Someone said this beanie makes me look like a fuckable hamburglar.
Squirrel unrelated.
Squirrel unrelated.
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Someone said this beanie makes me look like a fuckable hamburglar.
Squirrel unrelated.
Squirrel unrelated.
The 1998 edition of this concert was a gateway drug leading me into a fabulous world of musicals, belting, and faggotry. Cannot wait to see this new edition become a formative moment for the next generation of annoying theater queens.
PBS Sets Premiere Date for Broadway's Leading Ladies Concert
A host of Broadway's best performed at the filmed NYC concert in March.
playbill.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The 1998 edition of this concert was a gateway drug leading me into a fabulous world of musicals, belting, and faggotry. Cannot wait to see this new edition become a formative moment for the next generation of annoying theater queens.
If your coffee shop decor isn’t hitting like this, I don’t want it.
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
If your coffee shop decor isn’t hitting like this, I don’t want it.
Two drinks on Friday and I’m still feeling crappy on Sunday. I might be a cheap date but I am PAYING FOR IT.
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Two drinks on Friday and I’m still feeling crappy on Sunday. I might be a cheap date but I am PAYING FOR IT.
Finally wool coat and Beanie weather. Stream Lady Bird.
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Finally wool coat and Beanie weather. Stream Lady Bird.
This feels low.
@tiredgaynomad.bsky.social has swears! They've used 277 profanities in their last 4,504 posts.
🥇 "shit" (30 times)
🥈 "fucking" (29 times)
🥉 "ass" (24 times)
🥇 "shit" (30 times)
🥈 "fucking" (29 times)
🥉 "ass" (24 times)
November 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This feels low.
@profanity.accountant how badly am I doing here?
November 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
@profanity.accountant how badly am I doing here?
I never say no. Too awkward! I just mute people so I don’t see it.
Can you imagine posting a “close friends consent check” story and being told no. I’d simply kms
November 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I never say no. Too awkward! I just mute people so I don’t see it.
I don’t trust anyone who describes themselves as a “fag hag” and I think that all started with Debra Messing.
November 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I don’t trust anyone who describes themselves as a “fag hag” and I think that all started with Debra Messing.
The struggles of a long-distance polycule
In other news: I'm attending my first partner meeting (and will actually meet most of them) for the first time and I'm quite excited/stressed
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The struggles of a long-distance polycule
I’m old enough to remember when the New York Post was thought of as one step above toilet paper. Truly wild to me that the news landscape has gotten so bonkers over the past decade that people are actually taking them seriously. They’re still a tabloid, folks!
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I’m old enough to remember when the New York Post was thought of as one step above toilet paper. Truly wild to me that the news landscape has gotten so bonkers over the past decade that people are actually taking them seriously. They’re still a tabloid, folks!
Reposted by Dylan not-Efron
Per NYPost's scoop, some of the ways Mamdani's wife has "quietly steered" his campaign are weighing in on his logo design, being "a major source of support for him in private" and once posting on Instagram, "Couldn't possibly be prouder."
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Per NYPost's scoop, some of the ways Mamdani's wife has "quietly steered" his campaign are weighing in on his logo design, being "a major source of support for him in private" and once posting on Instagram, "Couldn't possibly be prouder."
That awkward moment when your flight delays two hours but the scheduled Lyft is already on the way.
November 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
That awkward moment when your flight delays two hours but the scheduled Lyft is already on the way.
Yorgos you sick f*ck
a woman with a shaved head and a red jacket
ALT: a woman with a shaved head and a red jacket
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Yorgos you sick f*ck
My humor is lost on my IG audience
Hopefully my response to the gay response to Benson Boone makes y’all laugh.
Hopefully my response to the gay response to Benson Boone makes y’all laugh.
November 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My humor is lost on my IG audience
Hopefully my response to the gay response to Benson Boone makes y’all laugh.
Hopefully my response to the gay response to Benson Boone makes y’all laugh.
My slow transformation into a kitschy gallery wall grandma continues apace
November 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
My slow transformation into a kitschy gallery wall grandma continues apace
Windowshopping small towns from the Amtrak.
November 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Windowshopping small towns from the Amtrak.
Go check his IG out. You might find someone familiar on his grid.
Face // Creation
Follow me on Instagram pwease @ bcbdraws
Follow me on Instagram pwease @ bcbdraws
October 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Go check his IG out. You might find someone familiar on his grid.
New York is so wild. Wish it was a real place.
October 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
New York is so wild. Wish it was a real place.
I keep saying this
some of the hottest men of my generation have been lost to gooning.
October 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I keep saying this
It’s honestly a shame how deeply troubled I am by goonerism. So many wildly hot guys making the dumbest faces and noises and I’m just over here with a deflating dick.
October 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It’s honestly a shame how deeply troubled I am by goonerism. So many wildly hot guys making the dumbest faces and noises and I’m just over here with a deflating dick.
God exists
October 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
God exists