Hatsune Mike
@hatsunemike.bsky.social
Sorry for party rocking 🇵🇷
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all of the Roy Rogers shutting down on the highway in New York is the biggest blow to my joy right now
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
all of the Roy Rogers shutting down on the highway in New York is the biggest blow to my joy right now
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screamed 'oh mary!' because it's cold escola outside today
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
screamed 'oh mary!' because it's cold escola outside today
There’s a special place in hell for whoever puts a rebus in a crossword
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
There’s a special place in hell for whoever puts a rebus in a crossword
How come there’s no Puerto Ricans in Elden Ring
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
How come there’s no Puerto Ricans in Elden Ring
Can you imagine posting a “close friends consent check” story and being told no. I’d simply kms
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Can you imagine posting a “close friends consent check” story and being told no. I’d simply kms
*playing chess with Chappell Roan*
Me: Good rook babe
Me: Good rook babe
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM
*playing chess with Chappell Roan*
Me: Good rook babe
Me: Good rook babe
A forever classic two album run for me
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
A forever classic two album run for me
finished a broad city rewatch
November 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
finished a broad city rewatch
Can’t really describe why, but every year I tear up watching NYC marathon videos 🥹
November 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Can’t really describe why, but every year I tear up watching NYC marathon videos 🥹
Anyway. I’m back and shitposting
Kinda wild how much quitting your job and starting a new job helps improve your mental/physical health
November 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Anyway. I’m back and shitposting
Kinda wild how much quitting your job and starting a new job helps improve your mental/physical health
November 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Kinda wild how much quitting your job and starting a new job helps improve your mental/physical health
Are you spilling the tea? I don’t see anyone else around here, so you must be spilling the tea?
July 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Are you spilling the tea? I don’t see anyone else around here, so you must be spilling the tea?
Hey diva, they’re not dilfs, they’re just men your age by now
July 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Hey diva, they’re not dilfs, they’re just men your age by now
survived another Pride
June 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
survived another Pride
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god damn he's cooking
June 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
god damn he's cooking
The only thing worse than an unsteamed Pride flag is an unsteamed Bear Pride flag
June 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The only thing worse than an unsteamed Pride flag is an unsteamed Bear Pride flag
Me in New Zealand in 2006: “that kid walks like a bitch”
June 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Me in New Zealand in 2006: “that kid walks like a bitch”
Causing gay panic by texting all my friends “omg did you mean to post that on stories???”
June 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Causing gay panic by texting all my friends “omg did you mean to post that on stories???”
Imagine being in supposedly the best decade of your life (20’s) and the pants de jour were skinny jeans. That shit really fucked me up for a whole decade
June 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Imagine being in supposedly the best decade of your life (20’s) and the pants de jour were skinny jeans. That shit really fucked me up for a whole decade
How I’m tryna look all summer
June 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
How I’m tryna look all summer
SAW YOUR FACE AND MIIIIIINE
June 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
SAW YOUR FACE AND MIIIIIINE
