Nick from Portland
@nickpdx.bsky.social
laugh at my jokes and tell me I’m hot, please 🥺🏳️🌈 he/they, IG is @nickaltishin for stand-up and other random stuff
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i was horny but then it got dark so quickly so now I’m kinda sad and still horny.
January 6, 2026 at 1:09 AM
i was horny but then it got dark so quickly so now I’m kinda sad and still horny.
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annoying bottom looking for stupid top.
January 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM
annoying bottom looking for stupid top.
Atlantis cruise in less the a month 🥺
January 5, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Atlantis cruise in less the a month 🥺
Fun piece of lore: I never learned how to ride a bike growing up.
January 5, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Fun piece of lore: I never learned how to ride a bike growing up.
Leslie Bibb is hilariously outstanding in Palm Royale.
January 4, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Leslie Bibb is hilariously outstanding in Palm Royale.
being asked to go to work at my normal scheduled time is heartbreaking.
January 3, 2026 at 5:11 PM
being asked to go to work at my normal scheduled time is heartbreaking.
My future husband during his vows at our wedding: “kinda love this”
January 3, 2026 at 2:13 AM
My future husband during his vows at our wedding: “kinda love this”
Kinda fucked up when you ask for my opinion and then you ask for other options?!
January 3, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Kinda fucked up when you ask for my opinion and then you ask for other options?!
I honestly love seeing a packed gym in January. A bunch of people are trying something new that they hope makes them feel good? How lovely :)
Don’t be weird about longer wait times. Don’t be mean about newbies figuring it out.
Who cares if they quit? You got sober for literally only one month.
Don’t be weird about longer wait times. Don’t be mean about newbies figuring it out.
Who cares if they quit? You got sober for literally only one month.
January 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I honestly love seeing a packed gym in January. A bunch of people are trying something new that they hope makes them feel good? How lovely :)
Don’t be weird about longer wait times. Don’t be mean about newbies figuring it out.
Who cares if they quit? You got sober for literally only one month.
Don’t be weird about longer wait times. Don’t be mean about newbies figuring it out.
Who cares if they quit? You got sober for literally only one month.
Okay I’m being told I’m going to market days this year. Lol
January 2, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Okay I’m being told I’m going to market days this year. Lol
My love language is picking the cuisine, your love language is picking the restaurant.
January 2, 2026 at 8:22 PM
My love language is picking the cuisine, your love language is picking the restaurant.
Did I forget my lunch at home and now I have to walk in the rain for a rice bowl? Yes.
January 2, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Did I forget my lunch at home and now I have to walk in the rain for a rice bowl? Yes.
Okay I’m alive you’re welcome :)
January 2, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Okay I’m alive you’re welcome :)
It’s 2026. Send dick pics.
January 1, 2026 at 7:39 PM
It’s 2026. Send dick pics.
Not the first thing I do waking up in 2026 is take an ass pic lol
January 1, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Not the first thing I do waking up in 2026 is take an ass pic lol
Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025!
December 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025!
What is the point of all those muscles if you’re not trying to carry me around?
December 31, 2025 at 10:23 PM
What is the point of all those muscles if you’re not trying to carry me around?
Don’t everyone worry too much. I’ll post my final hump day soon.
December 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Don’t everyone worry too much. I’ll post my final hump day soon.
new year, new me(eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee so if you care to find me, look to the western sky!)
December 31, 2025 at 3:55 AM
new year, new me(eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee so if you care to find me, look to the western sky!)
I honestly think I would kinda eat in one of those old shirts with frilly billowy collars.
December 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I honestly think I would kinda eat in one of those old shirts with frilly billowy collars.