Nick from Portland
@nickpdx.bsky.social
laugh at my jokes and tell me I’m hot, please 🥺🏳️🌈 he/they, IG is @nickaltishin for stand-up and other random stuff
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back with the boys ♥️
February 1, 2026 at 6:44 AM
back with the boys ♥️
I’m so excited to meet bloomfs on the boat!
February 1, 2026 at 6:36 AM
I’m so excited to meet bloomfs on the boat!
Check out my putt ⛳️
January 31, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Check out my putt ⛳️
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Not many words to describe the heartbreak, but much gratitude I got to live a life with her as one of my storytellers ♥️
January 30, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Not many words to describe the heartbreak, but much gratitude I got to live a life with her as one of my storytellers ♥️
Not many words to describe the heartbreak, but much gratitude I got to live a life with her as one of my storytellers ♥️
January 30, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Not many words to describe the heartbreak, but much gratitude I got to live a life with her as one of my storytellers ♥️
I am just. Heartbroken.
January 30, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I am just. Heartbroken.
I just LOVE a lounge.
January 30, 2026 at 6:20 AM
I just LOVE a lounge.
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grey sweatpants season forever.
January 16, 2026 at 5:40 PM
grey sweatpants season forever.
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the gym locker room lightly has been really dim lately but idk it’s kinda the thing ;)
January 29, 2026 at 2:55 AM
the gym locker room lightly has been really dim lately but idk it’s kinda the thing ;)
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Leaving tonight for Miami and my first Atlantis cruise… all outfits have been packed ;)
January 29, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Leaving tonight for Miami and my first Atlantis cruise… all outfits have been packed ;)
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happy hump day :)
January 28, 2026 at 4:11 PM
happy hump day :)
the gym locker room lightly has been really dim lately but idk it’s kinda the thing ;)
January 29, 2026 at 2:55 AM
the gym locker room lightly has been really dim lately but idk it’s kinda the thing ;)
If I was an iconic video game character, who would I be?
January 29, 2026 at 2:16 AM
If I was an iconic video game character, who would I be?
She was literally the blueprint for our recent billionaire tech oligarchs but we didn’t take the warning seriously enough.
January 28, 2026 at 8:05 PM
She was literally the blueprint for our recent billionaire tech oligarchs but we didn’t take the warning seriously enough.
Do those Vue Swiss strips work? Instagram won’t stop showing story ads to me, and that’s literally how Fiona and MegaRecords brainwashed the youth.
January 28, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Do those Vue Swiss strips work? Instagram won’t stop showing story ads to me, and that’s literally how Fiona and MegaRecords brainwashed the youth.
“How are you this morning?”
I’m on my fourth listen of “Both Sides Now” by Joni Mitchell, if that tells you anything.
I’m on my fourth listen of “Both Sides Now” by Joni Mitchell, if that tells you anything.
January 28, 2026 at 4:29 PM
“How are you this morning?”
I’m on my fourth listen of “Both Sides Now” by Joni Mitchell, if that tells you anything.
I’m on my fourth listen of “Both Sides Now” by Joni Mitchell, if that tells you anything.
happy hump day :)
January 28, 2026 at 4:11 PM
happy hump day :)
Put the brooch on his **** and I’d be murdered before the banquet even started.
everyone’s reptile boyfriend stuns in new cumgutter-bearing photo
January 28, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Put the brooch on his **** and I’d be murdered before the banquet even started.
not to be a total bottom but like 🥺👉👈
January 28, 2026 at 1:49 AM
not to be a total bottom but like 🥺👉👈
I still don’t know how to do the Instagram squiggly lines :(
January 28, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I still don’t know how to do the Instagram squiggly lines :(
Idk maybe I’ll post for hump day tomorrow.
January 28, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Idk maybe I’ll post for hump day tomorrow.
We’re spending a lot of time talking about Rob and not nearly enough time talking about Stephen.
January 27, 2026 at 10:13 PM
We’re spending a lot of time talking about Rob and not nearly enough time talking about Stephen.