Nick from Portland
@nickpdx.bsky.social
laugh at my jokes and tell me I’m hot, please 🥺🏳️🌈 he/they, IG is @nickaltishin for stand-up and other random stuff
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okay fine i’ll participate 🤍
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
okay fine i’ll participate 🤍
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
Anyway my (less than one year old) MacBook is now completely glitching out and I have no idea why and this might be what finally breaks me.
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Anyway my (less than one year old) MacBook is now completely glitching out and I have no idea why and this might be what finally breaks me.
when will my arms get bigger :/
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
when will my arms get bigger :/
lol is it weird if i make coffee at 7:30 pm
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
lol is it weird if i make coffee at 7:30 pm
Visiting Seattle the first weekend of December :)
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Visiting Seattle the first weekend of December :)
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glaceon post-eevolution:
I came here to tell you that I’m cold
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
glaceon post-eevolution:
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I think what he had said was
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I think what he had said was
okay fine i’ll participate 🤍
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
okay fine i’ll participate 🤍
more bulges on the feed please.
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
more bulges on the feed please.
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When he calls you a “good boy” after you give an A+ blowjob.
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
When he calls you a “good boy” after you give an A+ blowjob.
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The high I felt when I finally nailed my two-minute comedy bit about The Sims that completely hinged on a Cher impression…
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The high I felt when I finally nailed my two-minute comedy bit about The Sims that completely hinged on a Cher impression…
feeling weird and depressed and insecure but also getting amazing compliments on my ass so idk maybe everything is fine.
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
feeling weird and depressed and insecure but also getting amazing compliments on my ass so idk maybe everything is fine.
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These are the senators who are about to vote to destroy us by caving on the shutdown for nothing in return. You can call and leave a message since it's Sunday, and try again tomorrow when they're open at 9am.
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
These are the senators who are about to vote to destroy us by caving on the shutdown for nothing in return. You can call and leave a message since it's Sunday, and try again tomorrow when they're open at 9am.
I just realized 10:30 am is TWO and a half hours after 8 am and not one and a half.
I did not need to be up this early.
I did not need to be up this early.
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I just realized 10:30 am is TWO and a half hours after 8 am and not one and a half.
I did not need to be up this early.
I did not need to be up this early.
The high I felt when I finally nailed my two-minute comedy bit about The Sims that completely hinged on a Cher impression…
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The high I felt when I finally nailed my two-minute comedy bit about The Sims that completely hinged on a Cher impression…
Hahaha my depression and body dysmorphia keeps telling me I need to lose weight but at least I intellectually know that’s not true.
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Hahaha my depression and body dysmorphia keeps telling me I need to lose weight but at least I intellectually know that’s not true.
When he calls you a “good boy” after you give an A+ blowjob.
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
When he calls you a “good boy” after you give an A+ blowjob.
Oldest selfie on your phone. 2014
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone. 2014
“We can disagree on politics and still respect each other.”
Except your politics tell me who you are and what you value, and I have absolutely no respect for either one.
Except your politics tell me who you are and what you value, and I have absolutely no respect for either one.
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
“We can disagree on politics and still respect each other.”
Except your politics tell me who you are and what you value, and I have absolutely no respect for either one.
Except your politics tell me who you are and what you value, and I have absolutely no respect for either one.
hanging by a thread lol
November 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
hanging by a thread lol
work fit check. kinda demure, ngl.
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
work fit check. kinda demure, ngl.
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1. bc unregulated capitalism lets VERY wealthy people make more money than they will ever need by profiting off dying people
2. no
saved ya a click
2. no
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Why Are US Drug Prices So High? Can Trump Really Make Them Cheaper?
Why Are US Drug Prices So High? Can Trump Really Make Them Cheaper?
Americans spend more on prescription drugs than anyone else in the world. It’s true that they take a lot of pills. But what really sets the US apart is how much drugs cost. Unlike in most other countries, their prices are established without direct government intervention. Modest changes under then-President Joe Biden reduced the expense of some medicines for senior citizens.
bloom.bg
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
1. bc unregulated capitalism lets VERY wealthy people make more money than they will ever need by profiting off dying people
2. no
saved ya a click
2. no
saved ya a click