Dylan not-Efron
@tiredgaynomad.bsky.social
📍Philly, but I travel often.
I famously hate writing bios.
I famously hate writing bios.
I mean…does Ashley Padilla not absolutely snatch your wig?
November 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I mean…does Ashley Padilla not absolutely snatch your wig?
Someone said this beanie makes me look like a fuckable hamburglar.
Squirrel unrelated.
Squirrel unrelated.
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Someone said this beanie makes me look like a fuckable hamburglar.
Squirrel unrelated.
Squirrel unrelated.
If your coffee shop decor isn’t hitting like this, I don’t want it.
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
If your coffee shop decor isn’t hitting like this, I don’t want it.
Finally wool coat and Beanie weather. Stream Lady Bird.
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Finally wool coat and Beanie weather. Stream Lady Bird.
Put some respect on Ronnie Spector’s name
November 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Put some respect on Ronnie Spector’s name
My humor is lost on my IG audience
Hopefully my response to the gay response to Benson Boone makes y’all laugh.
Hopefully my response to the gay response to Benson Boone makes y’all laugh.
November 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My humor is lost on my IG audience
Hopefully my response to the gay response to Benson Boone makes y’all laugh.
Hopefully my response to the gay response to Benson Boone makes y’all laugh.
My slow transformation into a kitschy gallery wall grandma continues apace
November 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
My slow transformation into a kitschy gallery wall grandma continues apace
Windowshopping small towns from the Amtrak.
November 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Windowshopping small towns from the Amtrak.
Contrary to popular belief, Seabiscuit actually got sent to the tire factory.
October 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Contrary to popular belief, Seabiscuit actually got sent to the tire factory.
Tell me something I don’t know
October 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Tell me something I don’t know
Does this look like hatred?
October 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Does this look like hatred?
See I knew you would. Here. Happy?
October 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
See I knew you would. Here. Happy?
It was harrowing and therefore cut out of the wide release video.
October 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It was harrowing and therefore cut out of the wide release video.
Taking a moment of gratitude for all the truly stellar people this app has put in my path in recent months.
October 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Taking a moment of gratitude for all the truly stellar people this app has put in my path in recent months.
I’m so impressed with @totally-kyle.bsky.social. He agreed to go see some theater with me having NO IDEA the entire second act is about AIDS.
October 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’m so impressed with @totally-kyle.bsky.social. He agreed to go see some theater with me having NO IDEA the entire second act is about AIDS.
Solo afternoon movie date
October 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Solo afternoon movie date
Pumpkin log then?
October 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Pumpkin log then?
Couldn’t decide what meal it was time for so here’s lamb and eggs on a pancake?
October 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Couldn’t decide what meal it was time for so here’s lamb and eggs on a pancake?
Always a good day when @midwestache.bsky.social comes to town :)
October 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Always a good day when @midwestache.bsky.social comes to town :)
Ugh. Typecasting much?
October 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Ugh. Typecasting much?