wattznext
@wattznext.bsky.social
Workin hard to keep that puppy dog energy and glass half-full vibe
This might be the funniest thing I've ever seen
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This might be the funniest thing I've ever seen
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Amazing work by Zohran, wearing the perfect smile, one that looks just sincere enough but which also clearly conveys his contempt, especially when compared to other pictures of him smiling, *especially* next to that doofus cheesing away
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Amazing work by Zohran, wearing the perfect smile, one that looks just sincere enough but which also clearly conveys his contempt, especially when compared to other pictures of him smiling, *especially* next to that doofus cheesing away
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The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
Russ Lawton cracks me the F up. He did exactly what I thought he'd do when I saw TAB played Stash: he played the composed hewing closely to what Fishman laid down, but of course with 50% more swing. Then for the jam he defaulted to a standard "Russ Beat"
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Russ Lawton cracks me the F up. He did exactly what I thought he'd do when I saw TAB played Stash: he played the composed hewing closely to what Fishman laid down, but of course with 50% more swing. Then for the jam he defaulted to a standard "Russ Beat"
I'm curious how many people know what the white arrows pointing to either side of the truck are trying to convey
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I'm curious how many people know what the white arrows pointing to either side of the truck are trying to convey
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Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
Oh shit @assbott.bsky.social is back!
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Oh shit @assbott.bsky.social is back!
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Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Submit a Claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
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Oh wow! UK to ban resale of tickets above face value for live events
UK to ban resale of tickets above face value for live events
Aggressive crackdown on touts comes after backlash over cost of watching live music and sport
on.ft.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Oh wow! UK to ban resale of tickets above face value for live events
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Today, inspired by a WSJ story about rich people seeking exclusive, private experiences which keep them from having to interact with others, I wrote about how wealthy people are basically trying to buy their way out of civil society. That's bad, folks! www.cupofcoffeenews.com/cup-of-coffe...
November 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Today, inspired by a WSJ story about rich people seeking exclusive, private experiences which keep them from having to interact with others, I wrote about how wealthy people are basically trying to buy their way out of civil society. That's bad, folks! www.cupofcoffeenews.com/cup-of-coffe...
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
My most woke opinion is that we should provide UBI and universal healthcare for every single person on the planet. That even a single one of our brothers and sisters goes hungry or can't afford to have a medical issue treated is a black mark for all of us
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My most woke opinion is that we should provide UBI and universal healthcare for every single person on the planet. That even a single one of our brothers and sisters goes hungry or can't afford to have a medical issue treated is a black mark for all of us
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Thanks for the great idea of ending it in 69, I copied you
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Thanks for the great idea of ending it in 69, I copied you
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I raised you and if everyone isn’t ending in .69 then they should be.
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I raised you and if everyone isn’t ending in .69 then they should be.
Check out this pic of @hillzy.ca I found
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Check out this pic of @hillzy.ca I found
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Just sent my man $20 - who's gonna match it?
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Just sent my man $20 - who's gonna match it?
Just sent my man $20 - who's gonna match it?
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Just sent my man $20 - who's gonna match it?
Am I crazy? Having Deja vu? Didn't some idiot try making this exact same point a few months ago? This is somehow not the first time I've seen this, uh, concern voiced
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Am I crazy? Having Deja vu? Didn't some idiot try making this exact same point a few months ago? This is somehow not the first time I've seen this, uh, concern voiced
Not a great day for yours truly - first I sliced open my thumb cutting an Apple, now I'm pretty sure I've broken my foot
(Please don't make fun of my cuticles, I've got enough to be upset about already)
(Please don't make fun of my cuticles, I've got enough to be upset about already)
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Not a great day for yours truly - first I sliced open my thumb cutting an Apple, now I'm pretty sure I've broken my foot
(Please don't make fun of my cuticles, I've got enough to be upset about already)
(Please don't make fun of my cuticles, I've got enough to be upset about already)
47K likes and seemingly nobody noticed he destroyed the wrong wing?
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
47K likes and seemingly nobody noticed he destroyed the wrong wing?
Are they doing Secret Junta this year?
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Are they doing Secret Junta this year?
Today I finally bought the expensive fancy Japanese BBQ sauce I've been wanting to try and I do not regret to inform you it is delicious
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Today I finally bought the expensive fancy Japanese BBQ sauce I've been wanting to try and I do not regret to inform you it is delicious