wattznext
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Workin hard to keep that puppy dog energy and glass half-full vibe
Maybe there's an app for scanning the barcodes to see which you've got? My wife collects the little mystery lego guys, and she has an app that does that
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Maybe there's an app for scanning the barcodes to see which you've got? My wife collects the little mystery lego guys, and she has an app that does that
Guy at the end gets me every time, I've cracked up watching it 10 times in a row now
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Guy at the end gets me every time, I've cracked up watching it 10 times in a row now
How am I even supposed to know which one is Haynes King?
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
How am I even supposed to know which one is Haynes King?
Ask him if he'd eat cow placenta. There was something from Mike in the doniac schivice years ago about how some vegans do that
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Ask him if he'd eat cow placenta. There was something from Mike in the doniac schivice years ago about how some vegans do that
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What's this, a Weird Al version of Whoomp! There It Is?
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
What's this, a Weird Al version of Whoomp! There It Is?
Damn, Sherman. Come up with your own ideas, bud!
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Damn, Sherman. Come up with your own ideas, bud!
See, I had the same thought, but those five teens from the little town knew VU existed...
I guess we assume the person at the paper was older, and it being the 70's, it was a lot easier to be entirely unfamiliar with something unless you yourself had an interest
I guess we assume the person at the paper was older, and it being the 70's, it was a lot easier to be entirely unfamiliar with something unless you yourself had an interest
November 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
See, I had the same thought, but those five teens from the little town knew VU existed...
I guess we assume the person at the paper was older, and it being the 70's, it was a lot easier to be entirely unfamiliar with something unless you yourself had an interest
I guess we assume the person at the paper was older, and it being the 70's, it was a lot easier to be entirely unfamiliar with something unless you yourself had an interest
VU had been around for 6 years at that point, I find it odd that this paper didn't clarify which VU they'd pictured
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
VU had been around for 6 years at that point, I find it odd that this paper didn't clarify which VU they'd pictured
GASP! The Pee Pee Poo Poo man is you!
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
GASP! The Pee Pee Poo Poo man is you!
Learning new words, or learning where a root comes from, or how two words are surprisingly related, is awesome! Gimmie all the new words and lemme see if I can figure them out by context and if not I'll look them up!
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Learning new words, or learning where a root comes from, or how two words are surprisingly related, is awesome! Gimmie all the new words and lemme see if I can figure them out by context and if not I'll look them up!
Nice! Happy birthday bud, aaaaaaannnnddd maaaaaaaaaaannnnny moooooore
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Nice! Happy birthday bud, aaaaaaannnnddd maaaaaaaaaaannnnny moooooore
How dare you laugh at such a serious situation? Tokes kill, bro
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
How dare you laugh at such a serious situation? Tokes kill, bro
And yet the Montreal Canadians is an excellent name
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
And yet the Montreal Canadians is an excellent name
Can't forget, DJ assaults other classic, Yo Relatives
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Can't forget, DJ assaults other classic, Yo Relatives
I think the answer to "why" is "bc ppl will pay it." Anyway that isn't a GD shirt for Heads, it's for rich losers who think they can pay for cultural cache
November 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I think the answer to "why" is "bc ppl will pay it." Anyway that isn't a GD shirt for Heads, it's for rich losers who think they can pay for cultural cache
More of a city mouse myself, but I liken this to how some bodegas have tables where you can sit and drink a Modello and watch a soccer match on an old dusty 21 inch tube TV from 1998
November 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
More of a city mouse myself, but I liken this to how some bodegas have tables where you can sit and drink a Modello and watch a soccer match on an old dusty 21 inch tube TV from 1998
Gas station...diner?
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Gas station...diner?
Is it
Jackie O, Motherfucker!
Or
Jackie O'Motherfucker?
Jackie O, Motherfucker!
Or
Jackie O'Motherfucker?
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Is it
Jackie O, Motherfucker!
Or
Jackie O'Motherfucker?
Jackie O, Motherfucker!
Or
Jackie O'Motherfucker?
"Small, tube-shaped bagels..."
a man in a red shirt and tie is standing in front of a fridge .
ALT: a man in a red shirt and tie is standing in front of a fridge .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
"Small, tube-shaped bagels..."
Every time you start one of these with the temp, I hear it in the Snoop "80 degrees" voice, and I try to make the rest of the post into bars in my head. It rarely works
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Every time you start one of these with the temp, I hear it in the Snoop "80 degrees" voice, and I try to make the rest of the post into bars in my head. It rarely works
I'm glad my favorite band has a bluegrass tune w/ a klezmer breakdown. In fact, it's one of the things that makes them my favorite band!
Also, I never need to hear that song at a show again
Also, I never need to hear that song at a show again
November 20, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I'm glad my favorite band has a bluegrass tune w/ a klezmer breakdown. In fact, it's one of the things that makes them my favorite band!
Also, I never need to hear that song at a show again
Also, I never need to hear that song at a show again