Thorn Bolton
watchman.bsky.social
Thorn Bolton
@watchman.bsky.social
"If I had all the money I've spent on drink,
I'd spend it on drink."

-Sir Henry Rawlinson
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Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House

wtaf
September 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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these are our party leaders now, ignore all other opinions
March 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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I have made it fifty years without learning what cloture is and I’m not messing that up
March 14, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Gregg is a former Marine and Forest Service ranger. He's saved the lives of hikers dangling off a cliff or going through cardiac arrest, and he's bravely fought forest fires to save small rural towns.

100% of his salary is paid by WA state.

Elon fired him. Share his story.
February 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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i'm losing it
January 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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January 14, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Dear Joe,

I know it feels really wrong to order your AG to release a Special Counsel report because that’s been a bad thing to do for so long. But the Supreme Court says it’s okay now. It’s legal. It’s an official act.

So go ahead, Mr. President. It’s normal now.

~ Everyone
January 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”

Democrats "Yay he called us good men"
January 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Man, the Cybertruck doesn’t even look cool when it explodes.
January 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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It’s weird to think that Elon Musk will end up having paid far less for the United States Government than he did for Twitter
December 19, 2024 at 2:44 AM
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if we’re going to abandon reason, embrace superstition, and regress as a society, we should at least bring back tunics, houppelandes, and elaborate hats. we do not need to look this boring while we’re at it
December 19, 2024 at 12:45 AM
I was wondering how to sway MAGA on radical health insurance reform. Based on recent political ads I came up with this.

youtu.be/q1dJ0cwTKGQ
D.D.D. - A Fan Video
YouTube video by Thom Blanton
youtu.be
December 13, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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Well I'm fucked.
November 13, 2024 at 8:32 PM
November 14, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Dusting off decades of hysterical tweets that, evidently, nobody ever saw.
November 13, 2024 at 2:05 PM