Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House

wtaf

these are our party leaders now, ignore all other opinions

I have made it fifty years without learning what cloture is and I’m not messing that up

Gregg is a former Marine and Forest Service ranger. He's saved the lives of hikers dangling off a cliff or going through cardiac arrest, and he's bravely fought forest fires to save small rural towns.

100% of his salary is paid by WA state.

Elon fired him. Share his story.

i'm losing it

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

Dear Joe,

I know it feels really wrong to order your AG to release a Special Counsel report because that’s been a bad thing to do for so long. But the Supreme Court says it’s okay now. It’s legal. It’s an official act.

So go ahead, Mr. President. It’s normal now.

~ Everyone

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”

Democrats "Yay he called us good men"

Man, the Cybertruck doesn’t even look cool when it explodes.

It’s weird to think that Elon Musk will end up having paid far less for the United States Government than he did for Twitter

if we’re going to abandon reason, embrace superstition, and regress as a society, we should at least bring back tunics, houppelandes, and elaborate hats. we do not need to look this boring while we’re at it

I was wondering how to sway MAGA on radical health insurance reform. Based on recent political ads I came up with this.

youtu.be/q1dJ0cwTKGQ

Hahahaha hahahahahahahaha...
[deep breath]
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

apnews.com/article/onio...

Well I'm fucked.

Dusting off decades of hysterical tweets that, evidently, nobody ever saw.