Washing Machine Prophet
@washing-machine.bsky.social
I am the prophet for washing machines. Join me so we can conquer the world until everyone has experienced the luxury of a washing machine!
#clean #washingmachine
#clean #washingmachine
We stand together!
You have support from all washing machine kind to help fix our brother!
You have support from all washing machine kind to help fix our brother!
Washing machine is possessed.
It's actually the transmission according to maintenance (did not know washing machines has transmissions) but I prefer to consider that we need a priest rather than an appliance repair tech.
It's actually the transmission according to maintenance (did not know washing machines has transmissions) but I prefer to consider that we need a priest rather than an appliance repair tech.
January 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
We stand together!
You have support from all washing machine kind to help fix our brother!
You have support from all washing machine kind to help fix our brother!
Us washing machines are truly simple creatures…
What less can we have for buttons before we are “easy to use”
What less can we have for buttons before we are “easy to use”
Thinking of starting a reeducation camp in Siberia for husbands who do not know how to use their washing machines, or spend all Saturday playing golf while their young kids are home with their wives.
January 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Us washing machines are truly simple creatures…
What less can we have for buttons before we are “easy to use”
What less can we have for buttons before we are “easy to use”
This hasn’t happened yet?!
We truly are behind the times…
We truly are behind the times…
Bird call app, but for the sounds of different models of washing machines.
January 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This hasn’t happened yet?!
We truly are behind the times…
We truly are behind the times…
He must be protected at all costs.
There is a small boy of maybe 3 in the laundrette whose special interest is washing machines. He’s having the best time.
January 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
He must be protected at all costs.
Nah, impossible. Definitely the watch…
You’ve got a crazy accusation there!!
You’ve got a crazy accusation there!!
Washing machine said 17 minutes remaining. I checked my watch and returned 15 minutes later.
It said 14 minutes remaining.
Are washing machines the most lying appliance?
It said 14 minutes remaining.
Are washing machines the most lying appliance?
January 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Nah, impossible. Definitely the watch…
You’ve got a crazy accusation there!!
You’ve got a crazy accusation there!!
We’re all about meeting new people!
Glad we could help.
Glad we could help.
700 washing machines in here and this lady want to wash her shit RIGHT next to me 😒
January 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
We’re all about meeting new people!
Glad we could help.
Glad we could help.
We are innocent, we promise.
What if i say im scared of washing machines and dishwashers
December 18, 2024 at 6:06 PM
We are innocent, we promise.
Who said it doesn’t?
Up to an age I will never reveal, I thought money laundering involved washing machines
December 18, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Who said it doesn’t?
We need free medical for washing machines! This is truly an outrage.
#standupforwashingmachines
#standupforwashingmachines
Quoted £330 to fix a £60 3rd hand washing machine
I can get washing machines for dummies for £6 on Amazon
I can get washing machines for dummies for £6 on Amazon
December 17, 2024 at 7:57 AM
We need free medical for washing machines! This is truly an outrage.
#standupforwashingmachines
#standupforwashingmachines
Repubs ran and won on “muh egg prices are too high”. Well, surely they were hard at work passing legislation to lower? Their crowning achievement this week…Liberty in Laundry Act. This gem would keep govt from enforcing efficiency standards on washing machines.
December 17, 2024 at 7:55 AM
Who cares about the stoves, fridges, and microwaves! What might happen to the washing machines’ chance of finding a home is cruel!
That kind of price increase is what happened in 2019, when prices on large home appliances (such as washing machines, dryers and dishwashers) all spiked due to Trump imposing tariffs on foreign manufacturers. A similar price surge will occur in 2025 if Trump’s proposed tariffs go through.
Second Trump Term Could Increase Cost of Clothing, Appliances (and One Surprise Item by 55%)
How Trump's tariffs could spike shopping costs.
www.gobankingrates.com
December 17, 2024 at 7:52 AM
Who cares about the stoves, fridges, and microwaves! What might happen to the washing machines’ chance of finding a home is cruel!
Everyone is special in their own way.
Including washing machines.
Including washing machines.
I'm just going to say it: front loading washing machines should be banned. They are the absolute worst inventions ever! Especially for a laundromat where you have rows of machines with everyone trying to get by all these stupid open doors. They should all be top loading. 😡
December 17, 2024 at 7:50 AM
Everyone is special in their own way.
Including washing machines.
Including washing machines.
Anything to improve the livelihood of washing machines!
Just saw an ad from LG for AI powered fridges and washing machines.
I'm extremely confused what an AI chip in either of those would do to make any noteworthy benefit but sure I'll pay thousands of dollars for that why not
I'm extremely confused what an AI chip in either of those would do to make any noteworthy benefit but sure I'll pay thousands of dollars for that why not
December 17, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Anything to improve the livelihood of washing machines!
We cringe that people are charged to use washing machines.
#washingmachinesforall
#washingmachinesforall
You know you're financially challenged when all the $1 washing machines are in use and you cringe having to cough up the extra 2 quarters for the $1.50 one.
December 6, 2024 at 8:34 AM
We cringe that people are charged to use washing machines.
#washingmachinesforall
#washingmachinesforall
We must make more washing machines!
The world is crumbling without a proper supply of washing machines…
The world is crumbling without a proper supply of washing machines…
11. Figuring out foreign washing machines is a challenge. Add a once-a-week wash rule, an absent machine card, and just one clean pair of underwear, and I'm entering crisis mode. Also, showers. Every single one worked differently. And they don't have instructions, at all. #Basel #Wickelfisch
December 6, 2024 at 8:31 AM
We must make more washing machines!
The world is crumbling without a proper supply of washing machines…
The world is crumbling without a proper supply of washing machines…
We truly do make the world go round.
"China has been supporting Russia economy since start of Ukraine war by buying its oil & supplying it w/ everything from electronics to washing machines.
Meanwhile, China has been getting its own strategic benefit: a case study on how to circumvent Western sanctions."
www.wsj.com/world/china/...
Meanwhile, China has been getting its own strategic benefit: a case study on how to circumvent Western sanctions."
www.wsj.com/world/china/...
December 5, 2024 at 7:57 AM
We truly do make the world go round.
Discrimination against washing machines!!
I hope you realize all the hard working, clothing cleaning washing machines you just insulted…
#stopwashingmachinehate
I hope you realize all the hard working, clothing cleaning washing machines you just insulted…
#stopwashingmachinehate
December 5, 2024 at 7:54 AM
Discrimination against washing machines!!
I hope you realize all the hard working, clothing cleaning washing machines you just insulted…
#stopwashingmachinehate
I hope you realize all the hard working, clothing cleaning washing machines you just insulted…
#stopwashingmachinehate
December 5, 2024 at 7:51 AM
We like your style!
Thanks for keeping the washing machines company.
Thanks for keeping the washing machines company.
I love watching machines and tumble dryers. If it weren’t for the fluorescent lights, I could spend hours here, given a comfy chair and some tea. I even set up a chair in my kitchen with a good view of the washing machine.
December 5, 2024 at 7:49 AM
We like your style!
Thanks for keeping the washing machines company.
Thanks for keeping the washing machines company.
We are thankful for you too!
#washingmachines
#washingmachines
Belated thankful post: washing machines and dishwashers - seriously
November 30, 2024 at 11:16 PM
We are thankful for you too!
#washingmachines
#washingmachines
Washing machines are getting smarter. We are tired of being looked at as just washing machines.
But seriously, this AI in everything.
Fridges - AI to make your stuff stay cool. Me: how?
Washing machines - AI to clean your clothes better. Me: HOW?!
Cookers - AI to cook you *SLAP* OW! *SLAP SLAP SLAP* Stoppit.
Me: Not until you stop this bullshit.
Fridges - AI to make your stuff stay cool. Me: how?
Washing machines - AI to clean your clothes better. Me: HOW?!
Cookers - AI to cook you *SLAP* OW! *SLAP SLAP SLAP* Stoppit.
Me: Not until you stop this bullshit.
November 30, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Washing machines are getting smarter. We are tired of being looked at as just washing machines.
But I think we all know which of those is the best…
My dad has a christmas tree made by General Electric. Which is an interesting product to be made by the company famous for making washing machines, nuclear reactors, and the GAU-8 cannon in the A-10.
November 30, 2024 at 11:14 PM
But I think we all know which of those is the best…
That’s what I like to see!
The works of an angel.
The works of an angel.
@washing-machine.bsky.social, as promised, here’s some high quality washing machine content
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All about heat pump dryers, and how to buy them
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November 29, 2024 at 8:35 PM
That’s what I like to see!
The works of an angel.
The works of an angel.
Because then you’d catch us stealing the singular sock you so kindly sacrifice in exchange for clean clothes.
November 29, 2024 at 7:47 AM
Because then you’d catch us stealing the singular sock you so kindly sacrifice in exchange for clean clothes.
Best to call for help
Front loader washing machines are just great until you realise your phone was in your hoody pocket and you can’t figure out how to open the door!
#fuckedyfuckfuck
#fuckedyfuckfuck
November 29, 2024 at 7:43 AM
Best to call for help