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I’m also on mastodon. @DaddyWarchief@hachyderm.io
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Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 14, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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My favorite part of this is that head of ICE Greg Bovino, who is 5'4" tall, has staffed his personal unit with mostly equally short men to disguise how tiny he is. Ain't nothing wrong with being a short king, but Little Man Syndrome is real and it's clear as fuck that this little dude has it.
ICE at Midway Target and seem to possible be leaving. Lots of community members here
January 12, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Fell for it again award. 🥇
I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
ICE recruitment is going well.
January 13, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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WSJ investigation: In the past 6 months ICE agents have fired at vehicles 13 times, leading to:

* 8 people shot
* 5 of which were U.S. citizens
* 2 died
* no victims drew a weapon

The playbook: Agents box in a vehicle, block attempts to flee, then fire

www.wsj.com/us-news/vide...
Videos Show How ICE Vehicle Stops Can Escalate to Shootings
A WSJ visual investigation found that the Minneapolis ICE killing is one of 13 incidents where federal immigration agents have used deadly force against civilians in vehicles since July.
www.wsj.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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Picard management tip: The respect you show your crew is a major factor in determining how they feel about their work.
January 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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[As ICE perverts abuse my family and shove them into an unmarked van] The important thing is that I didnt take the bait
January 10, 2026 at 9:45 PM
The bootlickers who say Renee Good should’ve just complied are the same people who couldn’t comply with a simple mask mandate.
January 11, 2026 at 1:59 AM
This is why I tell people not to talk over the phone network anymore. Even if it’s just inane banter. No unencrypted phone calls. No “green bubble” texts. Our networks are not safe.

www.theregister.com/2025/11/24/f...
FCC guts Salt Typhoon telco rules despite espionage risk
: Months after China-linked spies burrowed into US networks, regulator tears up its own response
www.theregister.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Picard management tip: When you're threatened with catastrophe, it's rational to try a risky maneuver.
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I’ll just leave this right here…
October 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Behold! The Young Republicans “Master Race” whose chat was exposed revealing heinous ideologies.
October 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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"I don't have anything to hide why should I care about privacy?"
The politician in South Carolina who has introduced a bill redefining contraception as abortion also wants people who share websites to be charged with aiding and abetting homicide.
October 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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📣 Germany's close to reversing its opposition to mass surveillance & private message scanning, & backing the Chat Control bill. This could end private comms-& Signal-in the EU.

Time's short and they're counting on obscurity: please let German politicians know how horrifying their reversal would be.
We are alarmed by reports that Germany is on the verge of a catastrophic about-face, reversing its longstanding and principled opposition to the EU’s Chat Control proposal which, if passed, could spell the end of the right to privacy in Europe. signal.org/blog/pdfs/ge...
signal.org
October 6, 2025 at 6:46 AM
It’s only an iconic Camera Plateau if it’s made in Cupertino. Otherwise it’s just a sparkling camera bump.
September 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I wanna record an audiobook that's 8 hours of breathing and page turning.

Then just "Oh, you mean out loud?" right at the end.
August 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
A classic meme that stands the test of time.
August 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Hey Dean Cain…
August 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Well, I hope you're happy, because now my lunch break is ruined!
July 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
That new King of the Hill reboot is gonna be 🔥
July 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Picard sociology tip: Those who rise to power by embracing ignorance and fear will only make their people more ignorant and afraid.
June 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I admit I’ve done some crazy things to get over a breakup.

But even I know a tub of Ben & Jerry’s and The Notebook is a better way to grieve your boyfriend than deploying the National Guard.
June 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
My prediction: The Nazi will calm the fuck down, go on a K binge and want to kiss and make up after seeing Tesla stock in free fall. The Orange One will… forget any of this happened thanks to dementia.

They’ll be buddies again by Monday.

I hope I’m wrong, but we’re all just not that lucky.
June 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Pride month starts in 6 days.
Pride isn't brought to you by T-Mobile and Absolut Vodka. It’s brought to you by drag queens, and trans women throwing bricks. By lesbians and queer women taking care of gay men dying of AIDS in the face of an intentional government neglect.
Community, not corporations.
May 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
For clarification:

- Tumors can be missed during routine checkups.

- But an ear will not grow back after being shot.
May 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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