That crazy Warchief guy.
@warchief.digital
I’m also on mastodon. @DaddyWarchief@hachyderm.io
This is why I tell people not to talk over the phone network anymore. Even if it’s just inane banter. No unencrypted phone calls. No “green bubble” texts. Our networks are not safe.
www.theregister.com/2025/11/24/f...
www.theregister.com/2025/11/24/f...
FCC guts Salt Typhoon telco rules despite espionage risk
: Months after China-linked spies burrowed into US networks, regulator tears up its own response
www.theregister.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
This is why I tell people not to talk over the phone network anymore. Even if it’s just inane banter. No unencrypted phone calls. No “green bubble” texts. Our networks are not safe.
www.theregister.com/2025/11/24/f...
www.theregister.com/2025/11/24/f...
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Picard management tip: When you're threatened with catastrophe, it's rational to try a risky maneuver.
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Picard management tip: When you're threatened with catastrophe, it's rational to try a risky maneuver.
I’ll just leave this right here…
October 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I’ll just leave this right here…
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Behold! The Young Republicans “Master Race” whose chat was exposed revealing heinous ideologies.
October 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Behold! The Young Republicans “Master Race” whose chat was exposed revealing heinous ideologies.
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"I don't have anything to hide why should I care about privacy?"
The politician in South Carolina who has introduced a bill redefining contraception as abortion also wants people who share websites to be charged with aiding and abetting homicide.
October 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"I don't have anything to hide why should I care about privacy?"
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📣 Germany's close to reversing its opposition to mass surveillance & private message scanning, & backing the Chat Control bill. This could end private comms-& Signal-in the EU.
Time's short and they're counting on obscurity: please let German politicians know how horrifying their reversal would be.
Time's short and they're counting on obscurity: please let German politicians know how horrifying their reversal would be.
We are alarmed by reports that Germany is on the verge of a catastrophic about-face, reversing its longstanding and principled opposition to the EU’s Chat Control proposal which, if passed, could spell the end of the right to privacy in Europe. signal.org/blog/pdfs/ge...
signal.org
October 6, 2025 at 6:46 AM
📣 Germany's close to reversing its opposition to mass surveillance & private message scanning, & backing the Chat Control bill. This could end private comms-& Signal-in the EU.
Time's short and they're counting on obscurity: please let German politicians know how horrifying their reversal would be.
Time's short and they're counting on obscurity: please let German politicians know how horrifying their reversal would be.
It’s only an iconic Camera Plateau if it’s made in Cupertino. Otherwise it’s just a sparkling camera bump.
September 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It’s only an iconic Camera Plateau if it’s made in Cupertino. Otherwise it’s just a sparkling camera bump.
I wanna record an audiobook that's 8 hours of breathing and page turning.
Then just "Oh, you mean out loud?" right at the end.
Then just "Oh, you mean out loud?" right at the end.
August 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I wanna record an audiobook that's 8 hours of breathing and page turning.
Then just "Oh, you mean out loud?" right at the end.
Then just "Oh, you mean out loud?" right at the end.
A classic meme that stands the test of time.
August 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
A classic meme that stands the test of time.
Well, I hope you're happy, because now my lunch break is ruined!
July 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Well, I hope you're happy, because now my lunch break is ruined!
That new King of the Hill reboot is gonna be 🔥
July 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
That new King of the Hill reboot is gonna be 🔥
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Picard sociology tip: Those who rise to power by embracing ignorance and fear will only make their people more ignorant and afraid.
June 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Picard sociology tip: Those who rise to power by embracing ignorance and fear will only make their people more ignorant and afraid.
I admit I’ve done some crazy things to get over a breakup.
But even I know a tub of Ben & Jerry’s and The Notebook is a better way to grieve your boyfriend than deploying the National Guard.
But even I know a tub of Ben & Jerry’s and The Notebook is a better way to grieve your boyfriend than deploying the National Guard.
June 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I admit I’ve done some crazy things to get over a breakup.
But even I know a tub of Ben & Jerry’s and The Notebook is a better way to grieve your boyfriend than deploying the National Guard.
But even I know a tub of Ben & Jerry’s and The Notebook is a better way to grieve your boyfriend than deploying the National Guard.
My prediction: The Nazi will calm the fuck down, go on a K binge and want to kiss and make up after seeing Tesla stock in free fall. The Orange One will… forget any of this happened thanks to dementia.
They’ll be buddies again by Monday.
I hope I’m wrong, but we’re all just not that lucky.
They’ll be buddies again by Monday.
I hope I’m wrong, but we’re all just not that lucky.
June 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My prediction: The Nazi will calm the fuck down, go on a K binge and want to kiss and make up after seeing Tesla stock in free fall. The Orange One will… forget any of this happened thanks to dementia.
They’ll be buddies again by Monday.
I hope I’m wrong, but we’re all just not that lucky.
They’ll be buddies again by Monday.
I hope I’m wrong, but we’re all just not that lucky.
Pride month starts in 6 days.
Pride isn't brought to you by T-Mobile and Absolut Vodka. It’s brought to you by drag queens, and trans women throwing bricks. By lesbians and queer women taking care of gay men dying of AIDS in the face of an intentional government neglect.
Community, not corporations.
Pride isn't brought to you by T-Mobile and Absolut Vodka. It’s brought to you by drag queens, and trans women throwing bricks. By lesbians and queer women taking care of gay men dying of AIDS in the face of an intentional government neglect.
Community, not corporations.
May 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Pride month starts in 6 days.
Pride isn't brought to you by T-Mobile and Absolut Vodka. It’s brought to you by drag queens, and trans women throwing bricks. By lesbians and queer women taking care of gay men dying of AIDS in the face of an intentional government neglect.
Community, not corporations.
Pride isn't brought to you by T-Mobile and Absolut Vodka. It’s brought to you by drag queens, and trans women throwing bricks. By lesbians and queer women taking care of gay men dying of AIDS in the face of an intentional government neglect.
Community, not corporations.
For clarification:
- Tumors can be missed during routine checkups.
- But an ear will not grow back after being shot.
- Tumors can be missed during routine checkups.
- But an ear will not grow back after being shot.
May 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
For clarification:
- Tumors can be missed during routine checkups.
- But an ear will not grow back after being shot.
- Tumors can be missed during routine checkups.
- But an ear will not grow back after being shot.
BREAKING: White smoke rises from a McDonald’s chimney, indicating a working ice cream machine.
May 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
BREAKING: White smoke rises from a McDonald’s chimney, indicating a working ice cream machine.
This regime is trampling on civil rights, arresting and deporting legal residents and citizens “by mistake,” arresting judges and raiding the homes of citizens. And somehow, Biden managed to deport more people. How shamefully embarrassing. go.warchief.digital/eV0vKMx
U.S. to Pay $1,000 to Migrants Who Self-Deport
Trump administration turns to incentives as they try to increase removals, but it’s unclear whether that will be enough to entice migrants.
go.warchief.digital
May 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This regime is trampling on civil rights, arresting and deporting legal residents and citizens “by mistake,” arresting judges and raiding the homes of citizens. And somehow, Biden managed to deport more people. How shamefully embarrassing. go.warchief.digital/eV0vKMx
“YAY! We’re not homeless!”
April 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
“YAY! We’re not homeless!”
Contrast my earlier “Trader will never financially recover from this” post with the opposite “Smug-Ass Trader Rides the Wave” shot.
Of course we’re all still screwed, really.
And do we even need these guys to show up to a physical trading floor anymore?
Of course we’re all still screwed, really.
And do we even need these guys to show up to a physical trading floor anymore?
April 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Contrast my earlier “Trader will never financially recover from this” post with the opposite “Smug-Ass Trader Rides the Wave” shot.
Of course we’re all still screwed, really.
And do we even need these guys to show up to a physical trading floor anymore?
Of course we’re all still screwed, really.
And do we even need these guys to show up to a physical trading floor anymore?
I have to wonder: when the press get the obligatory “Trader Realizes He Will Never Financially Recover From This” shot, what’s the blowback? Do they have to sign waivers? Do all of his newly-poor trading buddies tease him for being in the shot?
April 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I have to wonder: when the press get the obligatory “Trader Realizes He Will Never Financially Recover From This” shot, what’s the blowback? Do they have to sign waivers? Do all of his newly-poor trading buddies tease him for being in the shot?