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I’m also on mastodon. @DaddyWarchief@hachyderm.io
I’ll just leave this right here…
October 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
A classic meme that stands the test of time.
August 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Hey Dean Cain…
August 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Well, I hope you're happy, because now my lunch break is ruined!
July 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
That new King of the Hill reboot is gonna be 🔥
July 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My prediction: The Nazi will calm the fuck down, go on a K binge and want to kiss and make up after seeing Tesla stock in free fall. The Orange One will… forget any of this happened thanks to dementia.

They’ll be buddies again by Monday.

I hope I’m wrong, but we’re all just not that lucky.
June 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
May 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
BREAKING: White smoke rises from a McDonald’s chimney, indicating a working ice cream machine.
May 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
April 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
“YAY! We’re not homeless!”
April 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Contrast my earlier “Trader will never financially recover from this” post with the opposite “Smug-Ass Trader Rides the Wave” shot.

Of course we’re all still screwed, really.

And do we even need these guys to show up to a physical trading floor anymore?
April 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
April 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I have to wonder: when the press get the obligatory “Trader Realizes He Will Never Financially Recover From This” shot, what’s the blowback? Do they have to sign waivers? Do all of his newly-poor trading buddies tease him for being in the shot?
April 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I guess I’ll take this opportunity to encourage people to use Signal. Use it for ANY text conversation you aren’t okay with just anyone reading.

Just… be careful who you let into the chat.
March 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
March 3, 2025 at 10:09 AM
It looks like the Washington post paid an art studio to have ChatGPT draw up some SNL artwork. Did they even bother to check it?
February 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
January 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Imagine your personal pride depending on whether some fascist you fucked once is good at video games.
January 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
A tale in two acts.
January 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
HAY LOOK GUYS THE CYBERTRUCK CAN CARRY A THING.
January 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Re: Cybertruck explosion in Las Vegas. WTF. That literally looks like the cartoon version of what Wile E. Coyotewould’ve put together if he wanted a truck to go boom in front of a place to catch the roadrunner.
January 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
December 22, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Ah yes. The very first thing I think of when some rich white guy is assassinated in Midtown Manhattan is “Oh no! What about the big fucking Christmas tree down the street that isn’t lit yet?!” 😱

I’m SO glad we have our priorities straight.
December 4, 2024 at 5:46 PM
November 23, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Oh, look. The grift for more political donations has already begun.

So nice of them to give people a whole day.
November 7, 2024 at 3:21 PM