Walt
@waltimedes.bsky.social
Aging punk from Baltimore (Essex) into board games, video games, music, and RPGs. He/Him (they is fine also)
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Walt
@waltimedes.bsky.social
· Jan 8
Resuming my old ways by logging the games I beat using #WaltPlays2025
This is why I don't like most games. I'm more into "you gotta figure out how to get this rock to the top" or "woah check out this fucking mountain."
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This is why I don't like most games. I'm more into "you gotta figure out how to get this rock to the top" or "woah check out this fucking mountain."
Yeah usually my SIL mentions stuff like this before she does it but she caved on Roblox before I even knew about it to like save my niece. Hard to get the genie back in the bottle.
If we have a kid we are absolutely forbidding Roblox. I know I will inevitably cave on a number of other stupid things all their little friends are doing, but this is a hard line in the sand that no amount of screaming will change.
Oh my god that is the worst possible answer
November 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Yeah usually my SIL mentions stuff like this before she does it but she caved on Roblox before I even knew about it to like save my niece. Hard to get the genie back in the bottle.
LITTLE CAESARS UNVEILS ITS MOST CRAVEABLE CRUST INNOVATION WITH NEW $9.49 STUFFED CRUNCH CRUST PIZZA
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
LITTLE CAESARS UNVEILS ITS MOST CRAVEABLE CRUST INNOVATION WITH NEW $9.49 STUFFED CRUNCH CRUST PIZZA
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Kingdoms of the Dump is one of the year's most charming RPGs, an Earthbound-inspired game set in a world made of trash, where you fight in landfills and heal with moldy sandwiches. Which is fitting — it was made by two janitors.
This week's column: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
This week's column: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
How Two Janitors Made One of the Year’s Most Charming RPGs
‘Kingdoms of the Dump’ reflects the democratization of video-game development.
www.bloomberg.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Kingdoms of the Dump is one of the year's most charming RPGs, an Earthbound-inspired game set in a world made of trash, where you fight in landfills and heal with moldy sandwiches. Which is fitting — it was made by two janitors.
This week's column: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
This week's column: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
Working out in the basement while other people are home is pretty embarrassing when you start involuntarily vocalizing your suffering. It's more of a resigned, pained sound than grunting. More like passing a kidney stone.
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Working out in the basement while other people are home is pretty embarrassing when you start involuntarily vocalizing your suffering. It's more of a resigned, pained sound than grunting. More like passing a kidney stone.
The TurboGrafx 16 was probably the first console that I felt like was my own. I probably liked the SNES more, but I had limited access to it. PlayStation was the True Console for me and set my tastes forever. I miss the SNES on steroids game design mixed with "what is a 3D game?"
What's your "Origin Console"?
Most gamers have many favorite systems, but there's always one that basically DEFINES you.
I'm talking about the console that flipped the switch in your mind and turned you into a life-long gamer.
So, which one is it for YOU? 💫
Most gamers have many favorite systems, but there's always one that basically DEFINES you.
I'm talking about the console that flipped the switch in your mind and turned you into a life-long gamer.
So, which one is it for YOU? 💫
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The TurboGrafx 16 was probably the first console that I felt like was my own. I probably liked the SNES more, but I had limited access to it. PlayStation was the True Console for me and set my tastes forever. I miss the SNES on steroids game design mixed with "what is a 3D game?"
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how about Faye Demonschool in the style of unbeatable combat anims
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
how about Faye Demonschool in the style of unbeatable combat anims
Both great games. Check out Brazil Imperial if you either like Scythe or think Scythe is too long/directionless. It kinda trims the fat and puts everything in front of you.
Some of our best sellers are on a Black Friday offer. I suppose you already have these games in your collection, but if not... Now or never!
Also, isn't it a great idea for a gift for your friends and family? Let them discover Detective! Link: shopportalgames.com
Also, isn't it a great idea for a gift for your friends and family? Let them discover Detective! Link: shopportalgames.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Both great games. Check out Brazil Imperial if you either like Scythe or think Scythe is too long/directionless. It kinda trims the fat and puts everything in front of you.
A domme for serial killers named Peg Bundy.
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
A domme for serial killers named Peg Bundy.
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I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
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November 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I will wear a scarf and leggings if you make it regularly available every year!! I'll buy the McRib flavored cereal and pudding.
I just saw a post on IG that said the McRib is the boy version of the pumpkin spice latte.
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I will wear a scarf and leggings if you make it regularly available every year!! I'll buy the McRib flavored cereal and pudding.
I know I've been making a lot of posts today but you can just tell me to log off instead of showing me screenshots of an AI talking on X, formerly Twitter.
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I know I've been making a lot of posts today but you can just tell me to log off instead of showing me screenshots of an AI talking on X, formerly Twitter.
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Bmore queenside next meeting is Dec 7, 2pm @ red Emma's. Check out the incredible turnout for the first one
November 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Bmore queenside next meeting is Dec 7, 2pm @ red Emma's. Check out the incredible turnout for the first one
If your partner is going to have a 50lb bag of flour delivered, you know that shit's coming on leg day.
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
If your partner is going to have a 50lb bag of flour delivered, you know that shit's coming on leg day.
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It's kinda fucked that post punk is one of my favorite genres of music but if I share that with people I can immediately follow it up with "no, not like that" before they say anything.
November 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It's kinda fucked that post punk is one of my favorite genres of music but if I share that with people I can immediately follow it up with "no, not like that" before they say anything.
"So tell us your conversion story!"
"I was looking at For Parts Only Nintendo Switches on eBay..."
"I was looking at For Parts Only Nintendo Switches on eBay..."
Christians are not real bro. Why are you shoving this shit onto eBay listings
November 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"So tell us your conversion story!"
"I was looking at For Parts Only Nintendo Switches on eBay..."
"I was looking at For Parts Only Nintendo Switches on eBay..."
Remembering a very specific conversation with a friend roughly 20 years ago about why would they go out and meet people if World of Warcraft met all of their social and life satisfaction needs.
this is why people keep falling in love w AI. you have to be forewarned that it’s bad. your brain can’t tell the difference between feel-good neurotransmitters you get from a real person vs ones you get from a chatbot
it’s a crisis in that people don’t understand what’s happening to them. everyone is lonely and sad and the Agreement Machine is designed to deliver the same chemicals your brain gets from falling in love. your brain can’t tell it’s not a real person, you have to *understand* it’s not a real person
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Remembering a very specific conversation with a friend roughly 20 years ago about why would they go out and meet people if World of Warcraft met all of their social and life satisfaction needs.
This is Cloud Strife's full first name.
Just when I'd thought I'd encountered the funniest of historical British names, I discover this guy.
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This is Cloud Strife's full first name.
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Just when I'd thought I'd encountered the funniest of historical British names, I discover this guy.
November 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Just when I'd thought I'd encountered the funniest of historical British names, I discover this guy.
"Don't isolate your adductors bro, squatting is enough!" Awful fucking advice when you've been over 300 lbs for many years and apparently operating your legs with quads alone. My inner thigh is powerful weak.
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"Don't isolate your adductors bro, squatting is enough!" Awful fucking advice when you've been over 300 lbs for many years and apparently operating your legs with quads alone. My inner thigh is powerful weak.
Switched from SLDL to B Stance single legged RDL. Throwing a little twist on the end to hit some glute med and min as a treat.
So my "workout at home to avoid losing so much of my day" leg day is lateral squats, single legged deadlift, sissy squats, and hip thrusts. I can do all of these with bodyweight or the kettlebells/cheap dumbbells I have right now. The sissy squats are deeply hilarious as I hold on for dear life.
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Switched from SLDL to B Stance single legged RDL. Throwing a little twist on the end to hit some glute med and min as a treat.
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When the first Kill Bill came out I said if an East Asian director made that movie they'd be laughed off the face of the Earth, but Tarantino gets a pass for doing oops all tropes! This feels like a vindication for everyone who looked at me sideways.
An unfilmed scene from the Kill Bill series is seemingly being released as part of Fortnite.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/fortnit...
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/fortnit...
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
When the first Kill Bill came out I said if an East Asian director made that movie they'd be laughed off the face of the Earth, but Tarantino gets a pass for doing oops all tropes! This feels like a vindication for everyone who looked at me sideways.