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Dad, Cook, Berserker.
Today I learned that turkeys can be sex criminals.
President Donald Trump plans to bestow ceremonial pardons on Tuesday on two turkeys named Waddle and Gobble. He will then fly to his private Florida resort on Tuesday to celebrate Thanksgiving. https://to.pbs.org/4ohuCva
WATCH LIVE: Trump pardons turkeys Gobble and Waddle for Thanksgiving
Waddle and Gobble, the two birds that will be spared from the dinner table, enjoyed luxury hotel accommodations ahead of their White House visit.
to.pbs.org
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Today I learned that turkeys can be sex criminals.
Money says Trump thinks he's MBS
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Money says Trump thinks he's MBS
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always be there
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
always be there
We're days, if not hours away from him saying "Other people did much more raping than I did!"
Trump: "I believe that some of the people we have mentioned are being looked at very seriously for their relationship to Jeffrey Epstein. But they were with him all the time. I wasn't. I wasn't at all."
November 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
We're days, if not hours away from him saying "Other people did much more raping than I did!"
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Ya'll need to start getting used to the idea that the Recovery program of the next administration is going cost a truly insane amount of money.
Deficit hawks are gonna be projectile vomiting from all the red ink.
Deficit hawks are gonna be projectile vomiting from all the red ink.
Just part of the economic recovery plan.
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Ya'll need to start getting used to the idea that the Recovery program of the next administration is going cost a truly insane amount of money.
Deficit hawks are gonna be projectile vomiting from all the red ink.
Deficit hawks are gonna be projectile vomiting from all the red ink.
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spelling bee: spell asinine
me: i can’t since my ass a ten
me: i can’t since my ass a ten
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
spelling bee: spell asinine
me: i can’t since my ass a ten
me: i can’t since my ass a ten
I feel seen.
Hardened Snacker Keeps Trying To Rediscover That First Mind-Blowing Nacho Cheese High https://theonion.com/hardened-snacker-keeps-trying-to-rediscover-that-first-1819576632/
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I feel seen.
LET US IN
If you’ve dated more than one Walter you’re letting them Walts right into your life.
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
LET US IN
Voting for cowards doesn't work.
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Voting for cowards doesn't work.
Fuck you, you raggedy bitch.
MTG: "I'm trying to lead by example to talk to everyone in kindness. We don't all have to agree but that's being an American. And thank goodness for that. Our freedom of speech, our 1A rights, allows us to do that. My personal belief is that I need to set an example by speaking nicely to everyone."
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Fuck you, you raggedy bitch.
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“tom homan is a bitch” is a winning message
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
“tom homan is a bitch” is a winning message
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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I was part of the internal Trump administration team trying to convince the president to end the shutdown in 2018 - 2019 — for 35 days — before people went hungry, workers lost pay, and government services collapsed.
Here’s what I learned: he doesn’t give a shit.
Here’s what I learned: he doesn’t give a shit.
October 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I was part of the internal Trump administration team trying to convince the president to end the shutdown in 2018 - 2019 — for 35 days — before people went hungry, workers lost pay, and government services collapsed.
Here’s what I learned: he doesn’t give a shit.
Here’s what I learned: he doesn’t give a shit.
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I feel like some people didn’t learn anything after giving Fetterman a pass on his red flags.
October 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I feel like some people didn’t learn anything after giving Fetterman a pass on his red flags.
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What doesn’t kill you makes you spicier.
October 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What doesn’t kill you makes you spicier.
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Trump’s tearing down the East Wing to build himself a $350M ballroom while Americans struggle to afford health care.
Senator Ruben Gallego went to the site of the Trump teardown.
Senator Ruben Gallego went to the site of the Trump teardown.
October 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Trump’s tearing down the East Wing to build himself a $350M ballroom while Americans struggle to afford health care.
Senator Ruben Gallego went to the site of the Trump teardown.
Senator Ruben Gallego went to the site of the Trump teardown.
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I bought a US flag for Saturday's "No Kings" rally. Magats do not get to steal our national banner.
October 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I bought a US flag for Saturday's "No Kings" rally. Magats do not get to steal our national banner.
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Metal will show us the way.
Presented without comment, the current scene outside Union Station in DC as I got off the train.
October 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Metal will show us the way.
Lois!
October 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Lois!
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Trump and sex trafficking pedophiles. A 🧵.
December 24, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Trump and sex trafficking pedophiles. A 🧵.
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People of Illinois, we need your help.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
September 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
People of Illinois, we need your help.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
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Incredible pylon cam view on the first down line here
September 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Incredible pylon cam view on the first down line here