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He/him/ugly bag of mostly water. Missing pet posters make me cry.
Winner Take All by James McKimmey
A hard boiled down-on-his-luck type finds out he’s got a pampered rich identical twin who owes a lot of money to a Las Vegas hood and shenanigans ensue.
I had been unimpressed with two of McKimmey’s other books but this one was pretty damn good.
A hard boiled down-on-his-luck type finds out he’s got a pampered rich identical twin who owes a lot of money to a Las Vegas hood and shenanigans ensue.
I had been unimpressed with two of McKimmey’s other books but this one was pretty damn good.
January 31, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Winner Take All by James McKimmey
A hard boiled down-on-his-luck type finds out he’s got a pampered rich identical twin who owes a lot of money to a Las Vegas hood and shenanigans ensue.
I had been unimpressed with two of McKimmey’s other books but this one was pretty damn good.
A hard boiled down-on-his-luck type finds out he’s got a pampered rich identical twin who owes a lot of money to a Las Vegas hood and shenanigans ensue.
I had been unimpressed with two of McKimmey’s other books but this one was pretty damn good.
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If you’re bothered by something Wil Wheaton says just remember that his job is tables, and he works there every weekend sitting next to Lou Ferrigno
January 29, 2026 at 9:18 PM
If you’re bothered by something Wil Wheaton says just remember that his job is tables, and he works there every weekend sitting next to Lou Ferrigno
Deadly Weapon by Wade Miller
A decent read. Can’t really go into it further without ruining the twist.
A decent read. Can’t really go into it further without ruining the twist.
January 29, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Deadly Weapon by Wade Miller
A decent read. Can’t really go into it further without ruining the twist.
A decent read. Can’t really go into it further without ruining the twist.
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ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?
January 29, 2026 at 4:45 PM
ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?
It's Wednesday and my body's like "hahaha just kidding youre still sick!"
Always great when you’re sick all weekend and it’s only around the last few hours of Sunday when your body goes “All better! You can go outside now!”
January 28, 2026 at 8:30 PM
It's Wednesday and my body's like "hahaha just kidding youre still sick!"
"im not owned! im not owned!!', i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob.
January 28, 2026 at 3:11 PM
"im not owned! im not owned!!', i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob.
RIP Sal Buscema who was a big reason I fell in love with comic books. He drew some fantastic action sequences, but this moment - especially how he portrays a grieving Hulk - still wrecks me.
January 27, 2026 at 5:46 PM
RIP Sal Buscema who was a big reason I fell in love with comic books. He drew some fantastic action sequences, but this moment - especially how he portrays a grieving Hulk - still wrecks me.
A sobbing Greg Bovino being forced to relinquish his gun, badge and giant sticks of beef jerky.
January 27, 2026 at 12:51 AM
A sobbing Greg Bovino being forced to relinquish his gun, badge and giant sticks of beef jerky.
I’ve bought books from this dude, both on abebooks and at a book fair here in Chicago. DreamHaven Books. Check it out.
Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.
January 26, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I’ve bought books from this dude, both on abebooks and at a book fair here in Chicago. DreamHaven Books. Check it out.
Always great when you’re sick all weekend and it’s only around the last few hours of Sunday when your body goes “All better! You can go outside now!”
January 26, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Always great when you’re sick all weekend and it’s only around the last few hours of Sunday when your body goes “All better! You can go outside now!”
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If you settle on now as the time to attack people you’ve imagined didn’t vote for Harris, you are an asshole. I know you think you aren’t, but you are. You are an asshole. Knock it off. Take up team sports where this shit isn’t offensive to do.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
If you settle on now as the time to attack people you’ve imagined didn’t vote for Harris, you are an asshole. I know you think you aren’t, but you are. You are an asshole. Knock it off. Take up team sports where this shit isn’t offensive to do.
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As always, ACAB includes Tony Stark.
January 24, 2026 at 8:57 PM
As always, ACAB includes Tony Stark.
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I don’t mock anybody for looking after their health - you do what you have to do. But I don’t agree with the lectures to ‘be kind to yourself’ & ‘not watch the video.’ If possible you do need to see what the state does in your name, with your money, to people you know & who look like you.
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I don’t mock anybody for looking after their health - you do what you have to do. But I don’t agree with the lectures to ‘be kind to yourself’ & ‘not watch the video.’ If possible you do need to see what the state does in your name, with your money, to people you know & who look like you.
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We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
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Invite them in. Give them Pringles. Let them sleep in your bed.
![photo of an opossum crouched in the corner of a slightly opened garage. over the picture is the text:
Hello, I'm the Opossum in your garage [doue paw print emoji]
• I came in because it's 12°F
outside and I have no body fat
• I am not aggressive-that hissing means I'm terrified
• I eat 5,000 ticks per season (you're welcome)
• I am nearly immune to rabies-my body
temperature is too low
• I will leave on my own if you leave the garage door cracked tonight
Please don't call animal control. I'm not a pest. I'm a Lyme disease prevention unit, just trying not to freeze.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cn2d7mov6fegaea7zgycgsfz/bafkreigjc3hj636z42w6f5z3zjdrwf7focknek3u5kfdckuhimgmucxwdq@jpeg)
January 22, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Invite them in. Give them Pringles. Let them sleep in your bed.
And this weekend's Polar Plunge has been cancelled.
(Not surprised.)
(Not surprised.)
January 22, 2026 at 7:36 PM
And this weekend's Polar Plunge has been cancelled.
(Not surprised.)
(Not surprised.)
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Funny how kids want to be adults and adults want to die
January 22, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Funny how kids want to be adults and adults want to die
Too sick or will be recovering from being too sick for the polar plunge this weekend. Can't say I'm too upset since it'll be negative 10 degrees this Saturday.
January 21, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Too sick or will be recovering from being too sick for the polar plunge this weekend. Can't say I'm too upset since it'll be negative 10 degrees this Saturday.
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Lady Yesterday by Loren D. Estleman
Don’t know if this is an edgy opinion but I think Estleman’s Amos Walker series is right up there with Chandler’s Marlowe, Browne’s Paul Pine and MacDonald’s Archer.
This was so good.
Don’t know if this is an edgy opinion but I think Estleman’s Amos Walker series is right up there with Chandler’s Marlowe, Browne’s Paul Pine and MacDonald’s Archer.
This was so good.
January 17, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Lady Yesterday by Loren D. Estleman
Don’t know if this is an edgy opinion but I think Estleman’s Amos Walker series is right up there with Chandler’s Marlowe, Browne’s Paul Pine and MacDonald’s Archer.
This was so good.
Don’t know if this is an edgy opinion but I think Estleman’s Amos Walker series is right up there with Chandler’s Marlowe, Browne’s Paul Pine and MacDonald’s Archer.
This was so good.
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Beavis and Butt-Head standing in front of a poster for THE BONE TEMPLE for 5 straight hours
January 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Beavis and Butt-Head standing in front of a poster for THE BONE TEMPLE for 5 straight hours