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Waddell
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it's-a me, the guy who doesn't get your video game jokes
September 1, 2023 at 1:00 AM
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This Christmas tree is 6 feet tall, black, 69 bucks and shows up on Friday the 13th.

www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
December 11, 2024 at 8:28 AM
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Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.
September 21, 2023 at 1:27 PM
The Good Ole Boys showing up in an RV in about 15 minutes would be a chef's kiss Chicago move
August 23, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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By all means, autocorrect. Let’s size the day.
July 10, 2023 at 4:17 PM
If you are watching any coverage of the United Kingdom local elections results, please remember that most names of cities and towns mentioned are being made up on the spot.
May 4, 2024 at 9:48 AM
Wait till you find out about "glue balls"
March 11, 2024 at 11:11 PM
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March 7, 2024 at 10:58 AM
♥️♥️♥️Happy day after day after day after Valentine's Day. This message was brought to you by someone in my building who really needs to get their shit together.♥️♥️♥️
February 17, 2024 at 7:50 AM
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Truly, today is the day Taylor Swift finally became president.
February 12, 2024 at 3:49 AM
I just hope Tucker Carlson is sad
February 12, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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The CIA should be in charge of more football games.
February 12, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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Sarah McLachlan:
Yeah you’re working. Building a mystery.

Bob the Builder:
Well, I’m a general contractor specializing in masonry, but I’ll see what I can do.
February 7, 2024 at 11:49 AM
"I wonder what Twitter ads are like now?"
January 27, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Never thought I'd live to see the Yankees slump to the level of safety school. It's one thing to get outspent, but to get used as the floor for a player that went for what will likely wind up looking like a deal. Yikes
December 22, 2023 at 6:59 AM
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oh no i crashed my cybertruck
December 11, 2023 at 1:18 AM
the X needs ditch diggers too
December 11, 2023 at 1:24 AM
🎵All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies🎵
December 2, 2023 at 2:44 PM
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Taking 24 hours to celebrate then turning my full attention to Dick Cheney.
November 30, 2023 at 3:51 AM
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November 30, 2023 at 5:58 AM
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He died doing what he loved: death
November 30, 2023 at 2:01 AM
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We’re probably locked into 3.5 degrees of warming above pre-industrial levels. 4 if you count what just came out of my ass.
November 26, 2023 at 1:03 PM
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extremely mortal kombat voice:
November 22, 2023 at 11:42 AM