Molly Gee
@voolala.bsky.social
(she/her) Card game producer, comedian, and all-around weirdo. HOH. I read a lot (mostly horror, always fiction), I swear a lot, I cook and bake a lot. Big fan of bikinis, beer, and sunshine. Antifascist. ACAB. @mollydala on IG.
I saw so, so many concerts this year, and they were all musicians I absolutely love! We saw bbno$, CAKE, Weird Al, Nine Inch Nails, Viagra Boys, and DEVO.
My biggest takeaway from this year is that I don't much enjoy going to concerts.
My biggest takeaway from this year is that I don't much enjoy going to concerts.
November 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I saw so, so many concerts this year, and they were all musicians I absolutely love! We saw bbno$, CAKE, Weird Al, Nine Inch Nails, Viagra Boys, and DEVO.
My biggest takeaway from this year is that I don't much enjoy going to concerts.
My biggest takeaway from this year is that I don't much enjoy going to concerts.
Strange Houses by Uketsu? More like Strange Plot Choices by Uketsu. What a silly book.
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Strange Houses by Uketsu? More like Strange Plot Choices by Uketsu. What a silly book.
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So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?
Oh man, I loved the chocolate ones. They were so weird!
Hershey's TasteTations (1996-2001): A line of bite-sized hard candies, marking Hershey's first attempt to enter the hard candy market (which they frequently noted in the commercials). Available in flavors such as chocolate, butterscotch, peppermint, caramel, and chocolate-mint
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Oh man, I loved the chocolate ones. They were so weird!
I don't understand why FedEx is consistently giving me an expected delivery date that gets pushed to the next day at least three times when their own location tracking makes it clear there is no way the package is arriving on that first, insanely hopeful date.
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I don't understand why FedEx is consistently giving me an expected delivery date that gets pushed to the next day at least three times when their own location tracking makes it clear there is no way the package is arriving on that first, insanely hopeful date.
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We had so much fun at Vilification Tennis: the Musical this past Sunday! Check out these amazing costumes!
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
We had so much fun at Vilification Tennis: the Musical this past Sunday! Check out these amazing costumes!
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This December 31, join us at the Historic Mounds Theatre, where you can enjoy delicious alcoholic cocktails, NA drinks, and the best popcorn theater has to offer! Enjoy the show and then mingle with the cast until it's time to count down to midnight! ci.ovationtix.com/35708/production/1258145
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This December 31, join us at the Historic Mounds Theatre, where you can enjoy delicious alcoholic cocktails, NA drinks, and the best popcorn theater has to offer! Enjoy the show and then mingle with the cast until it's time to count down to midnight! ci.ovationtix.com/35708/production/1258145
Fuck YES! @velcroking.bsky.social just reread these and I'm doing a reread starting in January.
The title of my next book, the 5th in the John Dies at the End series, has been leaked, by me. It will be called,
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Fuck YES! @velcroking.bsky.social just reread these and I'm doing a reread starting in January.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The closest I come to praying is saying things directly into my phone in the hopes that the algorithm hears me and stops its bullshit. "I don't have children, I don't want to lose weight, I don't want to de-age my face, please algorithm please stop showing me this shit"
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The closest I come to praying is saying things directly into my phone in the hopes that the algorithm hears me and stops its bullshit. "I don't have children, I don't want to lose weight, I don't want to de-age my face, please algorithm please stop showing me this shit"
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The emergency brake on this train says "FINE FOR MISUSE" so I guess it's okay if you want to mess with it
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The emergency brake on this train says "FINE FOR MISUSE" so I guess it's okay if you want to mess with it
At Menards.
Me: Ooh! <starts walking away>
Husband: No salt licks.
Me: Aw.
Me: Ooh! <starts walking away>
Husband: No salt licks.
Me: Aw.
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
At Menards.
Me: Ooh! <starts walking away>
Husband: No salt licks.
Me: Aw.
Me: Ooh! <starts walking away>
Husband: No salt licks.
Me: Aw.
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
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Dude, from beloved thing, a prick
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Dude, from beloved thing, a prick
Just a real who's-who of trending topics right now
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Just a real who's-who of trending topics right now
Petition to relegate James Bond to Slough House
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Petition to relegate James Bond to Slough House
I just finished King Sorrow, Joe Hill's latest novel. It was fine, but I was so bitterly disappointed by the character Robin Fellows, a trans woman whose gender identity existed solely so that other characters could be transphobic about her. 1/4
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I just finished King Sorrow, Joe Hill's latest novel. It was fine, but I was so bitterly disappointed by the character Robin Fellows, a trans woman whose gender identity existed solely so that other characters could be transphobic about her. 1/4
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Ohhhh this is the bad place
November 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Ohhhh this is the bad place
Vince Gilligan's new show Pluribus is fantastic!
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Vince Gilligan's new show Pluribus is fantastic!
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It is time for Canada and Mexico to allow for emergency asylum applications at the borders for LGBTQIA+ Americans.
November 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It is time for Canada and Mexico to allow for emergency asylum applications at the borders for LGBTQIA+ Americans.
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Happy Guy Fawkes Day. Celebrate with some anonymous dick!
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Happy Guy Fawkes Day. Celebrate with some anonymous dick!
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Polls don't close until 9 p.m., but here's a gift link to the results page for the NYC mayoral election to bookmark to watch once they do. (No needle for this one.)
New York City Mayoral Election Results 2025 (Gift Article)
Get live results and maps from the 2025 New York general election.
www.nytimes.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Polls don't close until 9 p.m., but here's a gift link to the results page for the NYC mayoral election to bookmark to watch once they do. (No needle for this one.)
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"Do you recognize that sandwich?" is an all-timer cross-examination question.
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
"Do you recognize that sandwich?" is an all-timer cross-examination question.