Did you get the dress tho

Based on the evidence here they especially like to yell it at hot funny women with handsome tall husbands

Luckily I saw a LOT of bucket-list bands this year and there are only three artists I'd consider seeing in concert at this point: Sophie Hunter, Muse, and LCD Soundsystem. And honestly, dunno if I'd even be up for any of them unless they were outdoors and I could bring a camp chair to sit in.

This summer, a man screamed "fuck you, bitch" out his car window at me when I was crossing in a crosswalk and I screamed back "you're the bitch, bitch" and to this day I still get serotonin from it.

"Daddy would've gotten us Uzis."

Very true, yes yes.

I have not! It sounds like it may be similar, though. I shall seek it out!

Overpromise, underdeliver; also maybe not ever deliver, who can say

goddammit, FINE. I WILL LISTEN TO A PODCAST

Totally get that. Life in late-stage capitalism.

"Kudos, I'm yours! (I'm yours!)"

The character Robin is great. The writing around her is miserable. People being really gross about her, both out loud and in their own thoughts. It's so unnecessary and it's very "I'm gonna put a TRANS character in MY book, I'm an ALLY"

Oh dude, Olivia Nuzzi is the woman who had the affair with RFK Jr as well, and this is written by her then-fiancé. He's alleging she also slept with Mark Sanford (previous governor of SC) and it's the old Reddit dick-twist at the end because it sounds like RFK Jr up to the very end.

Welcome to Target! Your life is your own.

I'm still laughing mad about this hours later