Chris Alfano
@volumefact.bsky.social
Bass/vocals @eastofthewall.bsky.social. Formerly @thepostmansyndrome.bsky.social, Day Without Dawn, NY in 64, etc.
https://linktr.ee/eastofthewall
https://linktr.ee/eastofthewall
Is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy, Charlie Brown?
I did it 35 minutes ago, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy, Charlie Brown?
Unknown man
Speaks to the world
Suck in your trust
A trap in every word.
War for territory!
Speaks to the world
Suck in your trust
A trap in every word.
War for territory!
No I wouldn’t
dare to
bring out your
awful bliss
dare to
bring out your
awful bliss
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Unknown man
Speaks to the world
Suck in your trust
A trap in every word.
War for territory!
Speaks to the world
Suck in your trust
A trap in every word.
War for territory!
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
I admit it, I'm only learning Japanese so I can make puns in a new language. My first one:
ロック ロック ロック
ロック ロック ロック
October 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I admit it, I'm only learning Japanese so I can make puns in a new language. My first one:
ロック ロック ロック
ロック ロック ロック
This Friday.
Towering achievement in the field of shows: we're playing Relic Music on September 5th with Jenny Haniver, El Drugstore, and Probability Cloud.
September 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This Friday.
Like any bully, this admin picks their target group and finds any opportunity to pound on them no matter how nonsensical.
Watching the six GOP appointed SCOTUS justices try to tapdance around Bruen to explain why this is perfectly acceptable under the Second Amendment is going to be quite something.
This move by the Trump administration is an overtly discriminatory civil rights violation. Trans people have the same legal rights as other Americans — end of story. There are lots of good reasons to keep certain people from owning guns. Being trans isn't one of them. https://cnn.it/4niJnxG
September 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Like any bully, this admin picks their target group and finds any opportunity to pound on them no matter how nonsensical.
MAGA: "We're bringing back macho masculinity for manly men"
Also MAGA: "Who's the most special pwesident in the whoooole wide world?"
Also MAGA: "Who's the most special pwesident in the whoooole wide world?"
Witkoff: "There's only one thing I wish for: that that Nobel committee finally gets its act together and realizes that you are the single finest candidate since that Nobel award was ever talked about."
August 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
MAGA: "We're bringing back macho masculinity for manly men"
Also MAGA: "Who's the most special pwesident in the whoooole wide world?"
Also MAGA: "Who's the most special pwesident in the whoooole wide world?"
You know what, not a bad set. A little out of character since I'm mainly RPGs and weirdo indie stuff. But I think I was trying to catch up with what wasn't available on my PlayStation.
I know it looks weird to only buy Sam & Max eps 4-8 but I think I played the first 3 on GameTap. Remember GameTap?
I know it looks weird to only buy Sam & Max eps 4-8 but I think I played the first 3 on GameTap. Remember GameTap?
August 15, 2025 at 10:15 AM
You know what, not a bad set. A little out of character since I'm mainly RPGs and weirdo indie stuff. But I think I was trying to catch up with what wasn't available on my PlayStation.
I know it looks weird to only buy Sam & Max eps 4-8 but I think I played the first 3 on GameTap. Remember GameTap?
I know it looks weird to only buy Sam & Max eps 4-8 but I think I played the first 3 on GameTap. Remember GameTap?
Until shows increase, the shows will continue.
Towering achievement in the field of shows: we're playing Relic Music on September 5th with Jenny Haniver, El Drugstore, and Probability Cloud.
August 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Until shows increase, the shows will continue.
We're done slightly diminishing bands.
We must increase bands.
Yankeetallica
We must increase bands.
Yankeetallica
Evo
We're done slightly diminishing bands.
We must increase bands.
Jimmy Eat Star
We must increase bands.
Jimmy Eat Star
August 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
We're done slightly diminishing bands.
We must increase bands.
Yankeetallica
We must increase bands.
Yankeetallica
Slightly diminish a band:
The Grateful "Mostly Dead"
The Grateful "Mostly Dead"
August 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Slightly diminish a band:
The Grateful "Mostly Dead"
The Grateful "Mostly Dead"
Slightly diminish a band:
Man or Another Equivalent Man?
Man or Another Equivalent Man?
Slightly diminish a band: Good Funk Railroad
Slightly diminish a band: 310
August 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Slightly diminish a band:
Man or Another Equivalent Man?
Man or Another Equivalent Man?
Thoughts and Prayers Against the Machine
Slightly diminish a band:
Ben Folds Four Point Nine
Ben Folds Four Point Nine
Slightly diminish a band:
Okay-ish Young Cannibals
Okay-ish Young Cannibals
August 13, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Thoughts and Prayers Against the Machine
Jog DMC
Slightly diminish a band: About as Good as Ezra
August 13, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Jog DMC
Slightly diminish a band: 310
Slightly diminish a band: Lower House Funkadelic
Slightly diminish a band: Kate Shrub
August 13, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Slightly diminish a band: 310
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you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!
August 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!
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Very proud and excited to share with you all : MAIZE BORG
FREE Community Building Kernel Edition Available now! 🌽
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FREE Community Building Kernel Edition Available now! 🌽
blackmarketpress.itch.io/maize-borg-k...
MAIZE BORG: Kernel Edition by Black Market Press
A rules lite TTRPG in the Mesoamerican New World of Uay. Compatible with Mork Borg. Free Text Only Edition
blackmarketpress.itch.io
April 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Very proud and excited to share with you all : MAIZE BORG
FREE Community Building Kernel Edition Available now! 🌽
blackmarketpress.itch.io/maize-borg-k...
FREE Community Building Kernel Edition Available now! 🌽
blackmarketpress.itch.io/maize-borg-k...
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Shows with Cryptodira aren't just for Long Island anymore. We added an NJ show to the weekend.
Bound Brook Moose Lodge, July 25
Bound Brook Moose Lodge, July 25
June 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Shows with Cryptodira aren't just for Long Island anymore. We added an NJ show to the weekend.
Bound Brook Moose Lodge, July 25
Bound Brook Moose Lodge, July 25
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After a decade away from Long Island, we return for Cryptodira's record release show in Amityville with Loss Becomes, Husbandry, and Machine Baby.
Tickets: www.etix.com/ticket/p/517...
Tickets: www.etix.com/ticket/p/517...
June 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
After a decade away from Long Island, we return for Cryptodira's record release show in Amityville with Loss Becomes, Husbandry, and Machine Baby.
Tickets: www.etix.com/ticket/p/517...
Tickets: www.etix.com/ticket/p/517...
"Heaven's wish to destroy all minds. Holy Explosion!"
The original FFT had a very idiosyncratic translation that we still reference from time to time in our home. "Blame yourself or God" went so hard, and "I had a good feeling!" is just fun to say.
June 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"Heaven's wish to destroy all minds. Holy Explosion!"
"For Pride Month this year I'm thinking we go with an 'In the Navy' theme."
"Old Navy? Got it."
"Old Navy? Got it."
kind of obsessed with 2025 pride merch...I'm calling it cowardcore.
May 31, 2025 at 2:16 AM
"For Pride Month this year I'm thinking we go with an 'In the Navy' theme."
"Old Navy? Got it."
"Old Navy? Got it."
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If we invade Greenland, are we obliged by NATO terms to retaliate against ourselves?
Q: "Would you rule out military force to take Canada?"
Trump: "I think we're not going to ever get to that point. Something could happen with Greenland, I'll be honest."
Q: "You are not ruling out military force to take Greenland?"
Trump: "I don't rule it out."
Trump: "I think we're not going to ever get to that point. Something could happen with Greenland, I'll be honest."
Q: "You are not ruling out military force to take Greenland?"
Trump: "I don't rule it out."
May 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
If we invade Greenland, are we obliged by NATO terms to retaliate against ourselves?
I have a lot of regrets in this life. Transitioning out of working in media journalism is definitely not one of them.
May 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I have a lot of regrets in this life. Transitioning out of working in media journalism is definitely not one of them.
I got 99 problems but a trolley ain't one.
April 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I got 99 problems but a trolley ain't one.