Vollans🏳️🌈🇦🇺
@vollans.stream
Left leaning, gay, lover of good food wine & tea, supporter of local wineries, life long fan of F1, MotoGP, Home Cinema, 80s Music, Hifi tragic, living in Adelaide and loving that SouthAustralia / Kaurna Country is my adopted homeland.
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Jack Smith Drops Election Interference Case Against Trump
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November 26, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Jack Smith Drops Election Interference Case Against Trump
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Blending in with the crowd
November 25, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Blending in with the crowd
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I can hear him saying this!
November 25, 2024 at 6:30 PM
I can hear him saying this!
Awh! Little kitten is relaxing under his palm tree on the rather large dog bed.
November 26, 2024 at 8:47 AM
Awh! Little kitten is relaxing under his palm tree on the rather large dog bed.
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Why does Saturn appear so big?
November 24, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Why does Saturn appear so big?
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I found my first gray pubic hair today. Things like this don't normally bother me but this was in my coffee at Starbucks.
November 24, 2024 at 2:59 PM
I found my first gray pubic hair today. Things like this don't normally bother me but this was in my coffee at Starbucks.
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Woke up to a job rejection…for a job I applied to a year and a half ago…
November 21, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Woke up to a job rejection…for a job I applied to a year and a half ago…
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I definitely wish they still did this.
November 21, 2024 at 4:56 AM
I definitely wish they still did this.
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Pilot was like "we are in Iceland. We have volcanoes that always erupt. Look out of your window, you'll see" and he wasn't lying. Never seen anything like it.
November 21, 2024 at 6:46 AM
Pilot was like "we are in Iceland. We have volcanoes that always erupt. Look out of your window, you'll see" and he wasn't lying. Never seen anything like it.
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NPS scores are a fucking stupid way to measure your user satisfaction, pass it on.
November 21, 2024 at 5:30 PM
NPS scores are a fucking stupid way to measure your user satisfaction, pass it on.
Repost your blonde era? Heck I’ve had quite a few over the years, but this period was my favourite.
November 21, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Repost your blonde era? Heck I’ve had quite a few over the years, but this period was my favourite.
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It's literally the wild west in my work toilets like perhaps if you were at work you might refrain from playing reels on full volume and audibly grunting and groaning as you squeeze out your shit??
November 19, 2024 at 3:10 PM
It's literally the wild west in my work toilets like perhaps if you were at work you might refrain from playing reels on full volume and audibly grunting and groaning as you squeeze out your shit??
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This is plausible because if there's one thing you associate with ballet stars it's clumsiness.
November 18, 2024 at 12:12 PM
This is plausible because if there's one thing you associate with ballet stars it's clumsiness.
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Increasingly I'm of the mind that perhaps we've become too accustomed to outsourcing our own agency and humanity.
But I'm also hopeful that we're starting to realize that.
But I'm also hopeful that we're starting to realize that.
November 16, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Increasingly I'm of the mind that perhaps we've become too accustomed to outsourcing our own agency and humanity.
But I'm also hopeful that we're starting to realize that.
But I'm also hopeful that we're starting to realize that.
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Stephen King, master of the horror novel, just quit Twitter because it'd become too "dark."
That's how horrifying Twitter is right now.
There may never be a more perfect expression of this fact.
That's how horrifying Twitter is right now.
There may never be a more perfect expression of this fact.
November 15, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Stephen King, master of the horror novel, just quit Twitter because it'd become too "dark."
That's how horrifying Twitter is right now.
There may never be a more perfect expression of this fact.
That's how horrifying Twitter is right now.
There may never be a more perfect expression of this fact.
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Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
November 14, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
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The Carina Nebula
November 13, 2024 at 6:58 PM
The Carina Nebula
Still less than a Yorkshireman. I remember Sir Ranulph Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes.
November 14, 2024 at 8:56 AM
Still less than a Yorkshireman. I remember Sir Ranulph Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes.
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Ok hear me out ....A smoke detector that turns off when you scream "I'm only cooking "
November 13, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Ok hear me out ....A smoke detector that turns off when you scream "I'm only cooking "
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wake up honey, new dead star photo just dropped.
Cassiopeia A
Cassiopeia A
November 13, 2024 at 5:04 PM
wake up honey, new dead star photo just dropped.
Cassiopeia A
Cassiopeia A